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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} I&#039;m sorry! I&#039;m so sorry! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Reverend_Lovejoy" class="mw-redirect" title="Reverend Lovejoy">Reverend Lovejoy</a>}} You are the evil one! Get thee hence! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Helen_Lovejoy" title="Helen Lovejoy">Helen Lovejoy</a>}} You&#039;ve totally ruined the ch...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!<br /> {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} You are the evil one! Get thee hence!<br /> {{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} You've totally ruined the church social pot luck by making the same, old thing!<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} The same, old thing!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} [GASP!] Oh, Homey! I've just had the worst nightmare!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Maybe my subconscious is trying to tell me something about my cooking! Well, your meat loaf has been a little dry lately, and your pies too flaky. Or is it the other way around?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try something new. Let's see... &quot;[[Horatio McCallister|Capt. McCallister]]'s Whole Mackerel Stuffed With Whole Halibut, Stuffed With Whole Flounder&quot;? Seems a bit excessive. &quot;[[Otto]]'s Far-Out Oregano Fudge Brownies&quot; ...I don't think so! &quot;[[Apu]]'s Hearty Indian Tofu Vindaloo&quot; ...sounds spicy. Hmmm... This looks interesting...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Ye'll not pooh-pooh my puu puus!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Many folks think it's an excellent cake to bake when a loved one is in the hoosegow. They just substitute a file for the handcuffs, remembering to avoid metal detectors! But don't try it during my watch! I'd be on to you faster than molasses on a pancake, pal!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} The beer makes 'em better! So I says to the cook, I says to 'im, &quot;You think you're so great? You think I can't make... Food, too?&quot; So he says... He tells me... What was I talkin' about? ...Zzzzzz!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Your coconut gave me a concussion!<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Mother chipped a tooth!<br /> {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Beer in the Lord's house?! Get thee hence, evil one!!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I'm so sorry!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Recipe for Disaster/Quotes, A}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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