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‎Behind the Laughter

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = A Perfectly Cromulent Job |image = |level = 38 |update = {{TOCU|Level 39}} |requirements = |characters = |optional = |previous = {{TOQP|Snyder H..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A Perfectly Cromulent Job
|image =
|level = 38
|update = {{TOCU|Level 39}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|Snyder House Rules|4}}
|next =
}}

'''A Perfectly Cromulent Job''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 39}} content update. It unlocks [[Sanjay]] and [[Sanjay's House]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Dolph's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Stealing from the Kwik-E-Mart isn’t as easy as it used to be. They now have electronic tags on the electronic tags.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|It might be the years and years of stealing, but Apu just doesn’t trust us like he used to.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Wasn’t there another clerk at the Kwik-E-Mart? Kind of a younger, hipper, nicer, richer, more handsome version of Apu?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I’m standing right here!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|I remember him! Sanjay! He used to offer a Kwik-E-Mart delivery service for single mothers.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|I think that was only your mom…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Reach Level 39 And Build Sanjay's House|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Is that you Sanjay? Praise [[Ganesh]]! I thought I'd never see your handsome face again!}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|Oh Apu! My dear brother…}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|You know Sanjay, you're nearly two years overdue for your shift at the Kwik-E-Mart.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|I’ve only just arrived. Come have a drink with me to celebrate my reincarnation!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|One drink. I’d make it two if you’d reincarnated into something more impressive - like a cow.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sanjay and Apu Heartily Celebrate Sanjay's Return|45 seconds|[[Sanjay's House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|What an amazing 45 seconds! Now I need to get back to the Kwik-E-Mart.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Since I can’t lock up the place, I have to leave a cardboard cut-out of me in charge.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And that cardboard cut-out gives way too many discounts for dented cans. It’s ruining my business!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|Apu, you can’t keep running the Kwik-E-Mart all by yourself without any help.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The octuplets were a great help until they unionized.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I’ve thought about hiring an employee, but could not imagine one of the local buffoons running the place.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Help! Someone! Anyone! A raccoon ran away with my belt and I can't chase it because my pants keep falling down!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh*}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|While they might be idiots, they do seem to have perfect timing when you want to emphasize a point.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|There is, however, one person I could trust to work for me.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sanjay and Apu Negotiate an Employment Contract|5 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|Alright Apu. I’ll accept your less than generous offer of employment… only in exchange for working a reasonable schedule.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|You have my word Sanjay, I will do my best to keep all your shifts under 12 hours in length.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sanjay Work a 16 Hour Shift|16 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Sanjay a dull boy. All work and no play makes Sanjay a dull boy.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Aughh! Aisle four is a river of blood!}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|Oh wait, it’s just cherry flavored Squishee. The machine must be broken again. This job is really driving me crazy.}}
{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Help me! I can’t swim AND I have type II diabetes.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|I’m sorry, sir. But company policy clearly states that you must purchase something before I can save your life.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|One day of work and I already hate my job.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Tell me about it. I skipped work today and it's still all I hear about.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Nuclear meltdown on the radio, on the TV, from a guy in a hazmat suit in my living room. Yeesh.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Apu promised it would be different this time, but the only thing different is that it is a little worse.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|This is America, Sanjay. Employers lie to employees, and employees take their revenge by getting drunk.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And by sometimes giving their friends free hot dogs.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sanjay Drink With Homer|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|{{*}}GASP* My store is without a clerk! Not even a cardboard one!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh I cannot believe it! A mere 16 hours into his first 12 hour shift and Sanjay is already slacking off!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Doesn’t he realize that the American Dream applies to business owners, not their employees?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Just wait until I find you, Sanjay! You’ll get a talking-to that will sting for a lifetime… and two more lifetimes after that.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|But where could he be? I’ll check his usual haunts – the Kwik-E-Mart and [[India]].}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I really don't know my brother very well.}}
{{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|There you are Sanjay! I've finally found you, you lazy goat of a man!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Well since I had absolutely *hic* nothing to do with this, I must be going…}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|How dare you leave my store unattended! The magazines have all been read, and the “take a penny leave a penny” jar is practically empty!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|This is as irresponsible as that time you ran off to become a sitar player.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|I was the second best sitar player in the world! It just turns out that the world needed only ONE sitar player.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Well maybe I should offer the Kwik-E-Mart job to [[Ravi Shankar]].}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Joke’s on you, he’s dead! Not to mention he was a known pickpocket.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I’m about to say something a Nahasapeemapetilon has never said – I quit!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I’m about to say something a Nahasapeemapetilon has said many times - you’re fired!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Turn in your keys, your gun, and your “Employee of the Month” mug.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|What are you going to do with that?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Probably get up on the roof and shoot at looters.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, I meant the mug.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Target practice for shooting looters.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|That’s how you treat the best employee you’ve ever had?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I would never be that mean to the cardboard cut-out.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Your heart is as cold as your defective Red Hots. I have no brother.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Then I will say goodbye to you as coldly as I do my customers…}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thank you, come again!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Fume|16 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Sanjay Sulk|16 hours|[[Sanjay's House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|As the ancient saying goes: “Please buy more ancient saying cards for more ancient sayings.”}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Argh! I hate the Kwik-E-Mart. Apu has cheated me out of decent pay, reasonable hours, and now pre-packaged spirituality!}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|At least I still have my dignity, which I can party away on my own time.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sanjay Party Like It's on Sale for $19.99|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What’s wrong Sanjay? Are you being attacked by bees?}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|No, I’m dancing!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I feel like those moves would look better if a thousand other Indians were doing them simultaneously.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|A thousand dancers? I wish! But this is my life, not the set of an ultra-low budget Bollywood film. I dance to express myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|How do you express yourself?}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|Paint a picture? Practice the ancient art of origami towel folding?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Mostly I just cause millions of dollars worth of property damage…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|This is the new me! I’m seizing the now! Doing things I’ve always wanted to do.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|For example, I’ve always wanted to ride a skateboard.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No such luck, dude. This skateboard’s mine. See, my name is written on it.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Mart Crimpton? I learned nothing at Krusty’s Kalligraphy Kamp.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|I’ve also always wanted to steal from a child.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Fine, you can borrow my purple back-up skateboard. I HATE purple.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|I’m sure the Gods will someday reward your kindness.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I would prefer they reward me right now. With cash. From your wallet.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|Got to go!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sanjay Skateboard|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|What fun!}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|It’s like driving! Only one tenth the speed and twelve times the effort.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I thought I had finally found someone to help run the Kwik-E-Mart, but it turns out I can’t even rely on my own family.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Preaching to the choir.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Maggie never shares her bottle. Marge refuses to let me eat in bed. And Liza is always claiming that I’m forgetting her name.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|You mean Lisa?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don’t get me started on Lisa. With her crazy ideas about global warming and her refusal to eat meat.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|I, too, am a vegetarian.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Hahaha. No meat. Hahaha…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you, Apu. It’s good to laugh again.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You really solved my problem.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But we were talking about my problem! Ugh, never mind.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Work a 48 Hour Shift|2 days|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 10 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers!! Start cranking the automobile. We’re headed out on the town for a day of high-jinks, tomfoolery, and, time permitting, japery.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Of course, Mr. Burns. Shall I pack the picnic basket and your promenading pants?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|There will be no promenading where we’re going: the local Kwik-E-Mart.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|But that’s where the common man shops, sir. Men who didn’t meet {{Ch|Teddy Roosevelt}}.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't just meet him, I tried to kill him and stuff him!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Now do as I say or I’ll stuff you too!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, sir!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|And don’t forget that coupon insert – no sense wasting pennies, especially while I’m saving up for that penny wasting machine.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|These discounts do seem too good to be true. Perhaps I’ll even pick up a few items.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|You shop on your own time.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers and Mr. Burns Shop Till You Drop|3 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns sure wiped me out. I can’t believe Kwik-E-Mart corporate let such a promotion slide.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It’s like the Buy None Get One Free fiasco all over again.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 11 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Now let’s just hope that no one else sees that deal. Who am I kidding – no one in Springfield reads the newspaper.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|This just in – nobody reads about stunning Kwik-E-Mart promotion. Coming up – are your cats TOO cute?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Why does it sound like an overweight horde is headed my way?}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Citizens Shop Till You Drop|3 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]|15}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|{{TOCG|Regular Characters}} (except [[Apu]], [[Sanjay]], [[Mr. Burns]], and [[Smithers]]) and {{TOCG|Premium Characters}} (except [[Manjula]])
}}}}

=== Pt. 12 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I’d rather face a swarm of locusts than these deal-hungry demons.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|At least the locusts wouldn’t try to pay in nickels and socks full of buttons.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Those buttons be legal tender.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Pray to Ganesh|45 seconds|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 13 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|These coupons will be the death of me. I’ve been forced to sell products at their actual suggested retail price!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Passing these savings off to my loyal customers feels downright un-American.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Citizens Shop Till You Drop Again|3 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Thank you, never come again!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|{{TOCG|Regular Characters}} (except [[Apu]], [[Sanjay]], [[Mr. Burns]], and [[Smithers]]) and {{TOCG|Premium Characters}} (except [[Manjula]])
}}}}

=== Pt. 14 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Empty shelves AND an empty cash register. I feel like I’ve been robbed.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Hands up – this is a robbery!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But I have nothing left to give.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Those are some good-looking pants…}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Choking}}
{{TB|{{*}}ACK!* *HURR!* *ARGH!* AIEEE! *Faint*}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Recuperate in the Hospital|2 days|[[Springfield General Hospital]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 15 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|So this is what relaxation feels like – my back doesn’t hurt, my feet fit in my shoes, my stomach lining has returned.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|You’re currently staying in our Exhaustion Wing, which is usually occupied by our celebrity patients.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I’d like my regular room and an IV please. I’ll be here until the bad press from those Nazi [[Mr. Teeny]] photos dies down.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|All this for me?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We treated you to the VIP package of exhaustion care, no expense was spared.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Until we realized that your insurance only covers polio braces and Lamaze classes.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|At which point every expense was spared… until your brother stepped in and paid all your bills.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Sanjay?! *gasp* I can’t believe he would pay all my bills after I fired him from the Kwik-E-Mart.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Hmmm… disbelief is a common symptom of exhaustion. Let’s call up your brother and see if he’ll pay for more tests.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|I must make things right with my brother.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu & Sanjay Reconcile|2 hours|[[Sanjay's House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sanjay, I have been a fool and am here to ask for your forgiveness.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I called you lazy, unreliable, and overweight, and I paid the ultimate price. I was punished by doing that which I love most: work.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|You never called me overweight.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|May you also find it in your heart to forgive me for talking behind your back. Your wide, expansive back.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|Wouldn’t this apology be better with an offer of, oh, I don’t know – a job?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Of course! Please come back to work for me! I’ll give you anything.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|Anything?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Except decent pay, reasonable hours, vacation time, or benefits. But you can have all the mop water you want!}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|I accept! But only because your medical bills bankrupted me and I’m desperate.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 16 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|It is good to be back Apu!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Do you really mean it?}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Not at all.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sanjay Work a 1 Hour Shift|60 minutes|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|2500}} and {{XP|250}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Level 36-40}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Perfectly Cromulent Job, A}}

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 |caption = Icons for Pt. 1 and 3-8 (Sanjay) and Pt. 2, 9, 12, and 14 (Apu), Pt. 10 (Mr. Burns), and Pt. 11 and 13 (Kwik-E-Mart)
 |level = 38
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 39}}
 |requirements =
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 |id = 18001 - 18016
-|previous = {{TOQP|Snyder House Rules|4}}
+|previous = {{TOQP|Scandalous Spending|5}} (if level 38)<br>{{TOQP|Snyder House Rules|4}} (if level 39)
 |next = {{TOQP|Chocolate Pain|1}}
 }}

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 {{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
 {{TB|Oh wait, it's just cherry flavored Squishee. The machine must be broken again. This job is really driving me crazy.}}
-{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon|Sad}}
+{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Help me! I can't swim AND I have type II diabetes.}}
 {{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}

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 == Behind the Laughter ==
-Sanjay's task "Party Like It's On Sale for $19.99" is a reference to the Prince song {{W2|1999|Prince song}}.
+Sanjay's task "Party Like It's On Sale for $19.99" is a reference to the [[Prince]] song "{{W2|1999|Prince song}}".
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Level 36-40}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Perfectly Cromulent Job, A}}

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 |optional = {{TOCG|Regular Characters}}, {{TOCG|Premium Characters}}
 |previous = {{TOQP|Snyder House Rules|4}}
-|next =
+|next = {{TOQP|Chocolate Pain|1}}
 }}

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 {{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
 {{TB|I think that was only your mom...}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Build|Reach Level 39 And Build Sanjay's House|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Build|Reach Level 39 And Build [[Sanjay's House]]|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}