https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=A_New_Wrinkle_on_DatingA New Wrinkle on Dating - Revision history2026-04-11T15:28:31ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.29.0https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=A_New_Wrinkle_on_Dating&diff=1388543&oldid=prevSolar Dragon at 12:53, May 1, 20252025-05-01T12:53:40Z<p></p>
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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br />
|name = A New Wrinkle on Dating<br />
|image = <br />
|level = 5<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Not Yet Spring Cleaning}}<br />
|requirements = <br />
|characters = [[Alice Glick]], [[Jasper]]<br />
|optional = <br />
|previous = <br />
|next = <br />
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'''A New Wrinkle on Dating''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Not Yet Spring Cleaning}} content update. It requires [[Alice Glick]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|Maybe I’ll give retirement home living a shot.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|It’s pretty nice. Plenty of room to shuffle around, and you get three squares a day.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Annoyed}} <br />
{{TB|Although I prefer my squares rounded so I don’t cut my mouth.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Eye Roll}} <br />
{{TB|At least I’ll be the most spry person here.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|Cha-cha-cha, this place is a dream! Even homier than the homeless center!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Annoyed}} <br />
{{TB|What’s that whippersnapper doing here?!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Annoyed}} <br />
{{TB|I’m supposed to be the ingenue, not him!}} <br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Act Young|12 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}} <br />
{{TB|My favorite part of this show is when it cuts to extremely loud commercials -- it’s the only thing I can hear.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Surprised}} <br />
{{TB|What is this lame show, dude? I want to watch music videos on [[MTV]], man!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Spacey}} <br />
{{TB|MTV hasn’t played music videos since before I got my beard plugs.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Annoyed}} <br />
{{TB|Give me that remote -- I’ll find them!}} <br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Try to Watch Music Videos|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}} <br />
{{TB|Ah, who am I kidding, I’m just an old crone.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}} <br />
{{TB|Try as I might, I’ll never be young.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}} <br />
{{TB|Guess I’ll just knit some socks. This is my life now.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}} <br />
{{TB|Whoa, are you crocheting?}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}} <br />
{{TB|Go ahead, laugh at me. I deserve it for getting old.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|No, it’s cool! I saw it on Pinterest!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|Really? A young person like you thinks I’m cool?}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}} <br />
{{TB|Well, I’m sort of an un-cool young person--}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|A young person thinks I’m cool!}} <br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle|8 hours}}<br>If the animated job was not unlocked in {{TOQP|Mystery of the Brown House|5}}: {{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle|8 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|Man, I was killing it in today’s Senior Water Aerobics class!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Sad}} <br />
{{TB|Unfortunately, the slippery floor was killing it too. R.I.P. Mrs. Henderson.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}} <br />
{{TB|Pff, water aerobics? Give me a break.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Annoyed}} <br />
{{TB|You think you can out-youth me?}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}} <br />
{{TB|It’s called being a hipster. You do all the things old people do -- knit, use typewriters, listen to records -- but you do it "ironically".}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}} <br />
{{TB|Here, have some gross old-timey candy… ironically.}} <br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Hand Out Mints|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|Wow, since when did the nursing home get so cool?}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Spacey}} <br />
{{TB|Now my gross old man beard is a hipster beard.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|I found an old film camera in my closet, so I’m super into photography now!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|This place is really hopping. I feel so young again!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|Now I need to find a boyfriend…}} <br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}} <br />
{{TB|I thought with my newfound youth, dating would be much easier.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}} <br />
{{TB|But it’s so time consuming going out and trying to get to know people to see if I like their personality.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon}} <br />
{{TB|Personality? Dating nowadays is about making a snap judgement about someone after two seconds of looking at them.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}} <br />
{{TB|Are you talking about dating apps? No one in here has a cellphone, so I can’t “swipe right” on them.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon}} <br />
{{TB|Most of them are in wheelchairs though. If you like the way they look, swipe their wheelchair to the right.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Surprised}} <br />
{{TB|And if I don’t, swipe it to the left and never think of them again!}} <br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Swipe Right on Dates|60 minutes|the [[Retirement Castle]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}} <br />
{{TB|Well, I instantly judged every guy in the nursing home, and I didn’t get to know any of them.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|I’m still alone, but I feel superior to everyone I rejected.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|Modern dating is great!}} <br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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