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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A New Temptation
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Sidebar.png]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Heaven Won't Wait}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Temptation Serpent]]
|optional = {{The Devil}}, [[Old Scratch]], [[Jesus Christ]]
|internal = ANewTemptation
|id = 267051 - 267054
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''A New Temptation''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Heaven Won't Wait}} content update. It requires [[Temptation Serpent]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Temptation Serpent's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Well, boys, this is the Garden of Eden. What do you think?}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's boring! It's just a bunch of plants and animals.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah, all three of the authentic Noah's Arks had rides and souvenir stands at least.}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I miss the Tunnel of Science Denial!}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You know, I could make your visit a little more exciting…if you're interested.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Terrified}}
{{TB|AAAAH! A talking snake! Animals aren't supposed to talk!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Baby Talk}}
{{TB|They do in the Bible, son.}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Cheering}}
{{TB|Oh, then it's safe then.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|No! Talking snakes are always a bad thing!}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Terrified}}
{{TB|AAAAH! Run away!}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, that didn't go so hot.}}
{{Tapped Out Gary the Unicorn Icon}}
{{TB|What are you going to do now?}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon}}
{{TB|So I ran into the two people who can't be tempted, no biggie. Human nature hasn't changed. I'm sure I'll have the weak-willed wanna-be-bads eating out of my hand in no time.}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Psst. I got forbidden knowledge here. Who needs some? Good and evil here. Best prices. Who needs some shame?}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|They're all looking at their phones. What the hell is going on?}}
{{Tapped Out Gary the Unicorn Icon}}
{{TB|You're out-evilled by today's algorithmically-driven temptation platforms.}}
{{Tapped Out Gary the Unicorn Icon}}
{{TB|Your apple needs to push back at Facebook.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Temptation Serpent Look for People to Tempt|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Boy, you were right! Social media is the way to go. [[Facebook]], [[YouTube]], and [[Twitter]] have completely out-evilled me.}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I spent thirty straight hours learning the ropes from my new master, {{Ch|Elon Musk}}!}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon}}
{{TB|My family and friends hate me now, but that's only because they've been red-pilled.}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon}}
{{TB|I don't care what anyone else thinks because loving Elon is my whole deal now.}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon}}
{{TB|Elon's jokes are the funniest thing since saying "bacon" a lot or telling women to "make me a sandwich".}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Temptation Serpent's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Homer, you want a fifth round for the road?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Nah, I better get going. I'm already past "expectedly late" and "acceptably late", and fifteen minutes past "angrily late".}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|I don't want to get into "have to buy a gift to make it up to Marge late", 'cause that'll cut into tomorrow night's beer money.}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah, but perhaps I could interest you in this Beer of Forbidden Knowledge! It's free.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|"Free" is always tempting, but I'm not gonna take beer from a talking snake. That's like the Sixth Commandment or something.}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Once again I'm a victim of my past success. I gotta get a new look.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Temptation Serpent Try Out Disguises|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|French Sly}}
{{TB|Pardon, Monsieur! Perhaps you would like to try Le Beer of Forbidden Knowledge, non?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Nah, I already know enough as it is. I'm good.}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|French Confused}}
{{TB|But…what if it included the cure for cancer. This knowledge would be tempting, oui?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Eh, the eggheads'll figure that out eventually.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Temptation Serpent's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Men are the worst, and I hate my job!}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Excuse me, ma'am, but perhaps I could interest you in the power to tear down the patriarchy?}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What? No! Get thee gone, Satan!}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh! For the thousandth time, I'm NOT Satan! That's a Biblical misinterpretation.}}
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}}
{{TB|Seriously! And I should know.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You should know? No, I should know!}}
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You can't be Satan, I'm Satan!}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon}}
{{TB|No, you're the Devil.}}
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Same thing! Isn't it?}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don't know. It's really unclear.}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Maybe we should try reading the Good Book…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Temptation Serpent Read the Bible|4 hours|[[Springfield Library]], [[Garden of Eden]], [[Java Server]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Devil Figure Out if He's Satan|4 hours|[[Springfield Library]], [[Garden of Eden]], [[Java Server]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}|char={{The Devil}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Old Scratch Figure Out if He's Satan|4 hours|[[Springfield Library]], [[Garden of Eden]], [[Java Server]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}|char=[[Old Scratch]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, that didn't clear things up at all.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No, but this bit with the demon pigs is totally rad! Bummer that Jesus whacked 'em though. I want some demon pigs.}}
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Whacked 'em? Come on! Everyone knows pigs can swim. "Drove them into the sea" — that's the weakest move ever!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Temptation Serpent's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It's official: I can't tempt anyone into anything anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|What are you tempting people with?}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon}}
{{TB|Uh…a new car?}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Meh, my Dad gave me a solid gold car five-hundred years ago.}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Five-hundred? But there weren't any roads or gas stations five-hundred years ago.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Exactly! You see what I have to put up with? And can you believe his lame "All time is one to Me" excuse? You know how often I've heard that one?}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon}}
{{TB|Well, there are roads and gas stations now so…how about I throw in some cool custom-painted flames on the side?}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Throw in some sweet racing stripes, and you got a deal!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Temptation Serpent Lead Jesus Into Temptation|4 hours|[[The Jesus Cube]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], [[Heaven]], [[Garden of Eden]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jesus Buy New Sunglasses to Wear in His New Car|4 hours|[[The Jesus Cube]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], [[Heaven]], [[Garden of Eden]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Jesus Christ]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Sunglasses}}
{{TB|This car is so AWESOME!}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yep! And all it'll cost you is your soul.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wait, what?}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|NO IT WON'T! Now give him his soul back.}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Come on! Everyone knows that all temptation deals have a strict "no takebacksies" policy.}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Give it back, or I'll smite with you a thunderbolt so fast you'll wish you'd never been hatched!}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's very [[Zeus]]y.}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|WHAT WAS THAT?}}
{{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Nothing! Fine, he can have his soul back.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You never let me make my own decisions!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Heaven Won't Wait}}
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 {{TB|I miss the Tunnel of Science Denial!}}
 {{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|You know, I could make your visit a little more exciting…if you're interested.}}
+{{TB|You know, I could make your visit a little more exciting...if you're interested.}}
 {{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Terrified}}
 {{TB|AAAAH! A talking snake! Animals aren't supposed to talk!}}
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 {{TB|Nah, I already know enough as it is. I'm good.}}
 {{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|French Confused}}
-{{TB|But…what if it included the cure for cancer. This knowledge would be tempting, oui?}}
+{{TB|But...what if it included the cure for cancer. This knowledge would be tempting, oui?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Eh, the eggheads'll figure that out eventually.}}
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 {{TB|I don't know. It's really unclear.}}
 {{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Maybe we should try reading the Good Book…}}
+{{TB|Maybe we should try reading the Good Book...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Temptation Serpent Read the Bible|4 hours|[[Springfield Library]], [[Garden of Eden]], [[Java Server]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Devil Figure Out if He's Satan|4 hours|[[Springfield Library]], [[Garden of Eden]], [[Java Server]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}|char={{The Devil}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Old Scratch Figure Out if He's Satan|4 hours|[[Springfield Library]], [[Garden of Eden]], [[Java Server]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}|char=[[Old Scratch]]}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|What are you tempting people with?}}
 {{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon}}
-{{TB|Uh…a new car?}}
+{{TB|Uh...a new car?}}
 {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Meh, my Dad gave me a solid gold car five-hundred years ago.}}
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 {{TB|Exactly! You see what I have to put up with? And can you believe his lame "All time is one to Me" excuse? You know how often I've heard that one?}}
 {{Tapped Out Temptation Serpent Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, there are roads and gas stations now so…how about I throw in some cool custom-painted flames on the side?}}
+{{TB|Well, there are roads and gas stations now so...how about I throw in some cool custom-painted flames on the side?}}
 {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Throw in some sweet racing stripes, and you got a deal!}}

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