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:'''{{ch|Cheech Marin}}:''' So, you know, uh, check your barometer, thermometer, anemometer... Why does everything have to have an "ometer" on it?
:'''{{ch|Tommy Chong}}:''' And what is rain, man? It's like we're in the apartment under God and his fat sister overflowed the tub.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' How now mad spirit, before we part, tis I Mischevious stand puckish, Bart. Was not I the players did disturb twas the doings of a green and naughty herb. The Gods have righted every wrong. Cheech the stoner, has his Chong. And, Homer, he is back with mom. You can watch us tomorrow at hulu.com
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:'''[[Krusty]]:''' When they asked me to introduce Cheech and Chong, I said, "How much?" And they said, "We don't pay for introductions," so I said, "Then I don't need this crummy gig." And they said, "Yes, you do," and I said... "Ladies and gentlemen, Cheech and Chong!"
:'''{{ch|Tommy Chong}}:''' Who is it?
:'''{{ch|Cheech Marin}}:''' It's me, Dave, man. Open up. I got the stuff.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I thought they'd do bits, but their most famous bit?
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:'''{{ch|Cheech Marin}}:''' Hey, man, you're all right. How'd you like to be the new Chong?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yes. Will I get to meet Dave?
:'''{{ch|Cheech Marin}}:''' There is no Dave.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' How about Don Johnson?
:'''{{ch|Cheech Marin}}:''' It would be easier to meet Dave.
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' A lot of people have cell phones, but I like to eat healthy, So I invented... the celery phone. Hello? Hello?
:'''{{ch|Tommy Chong}}:''' Wow. You are the un-funniest man I've ever seen. Which means, teaming up with you would be totally pushing the envelope.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Mother, how did you get this number? It's a prop phone. Yes, I have your celery. I took the limpest stalk there was.
:'''{{ch|Tommy Chong}}:''' Stop it. Stop riffing. The gig is yours.

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 {{qf|Cheech Marin}} It would be easier to meet Dave.
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-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} A lot of people have cell phones, but I like to eat healthy, So I invented... the celery phone. Hello? Hello?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} A lot of people have cell phones, but I like to eat healthy, So I invented... the celery phone. Hello? Hello?
 {{qf|Tommy Chong}} Wow. You are the un-funniest man I've ever seen. Which means, teaming up with you would be totally pushing the envelope.
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Mother, how did you get this number? It's a prop phone. Yes, I have your celery. I took the limpest stalk there was.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Mother, how did you get this number? It's a prop phone. Yes, I have your celery. I took the limpest stalk there was.
 {{qf|Tommy Chong}} Stop it. Stop riffing. The gig is yours.
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 {{qf|{{Ch|Tommy Chong}}}} And what is rain, man? It's like we're in the apartment under God and his fat sister overflowed the tub.
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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} How now mad spirit, before we part, tis I Mischevious stand puckish, Bart. Was not I the players did disturb twas the doings of a green and naughty herb. The Gods have righted every wrong. Cheech the stoner, has his Chong. And, Homer, he is back with mom. You can watch us tomorrow at hulu.com
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} How now mad spirit, before we part, tis I Mischievous stand puckish, Bart. Was not I the players did disturb twas the doings of a green and naughty herb. The Gods have righted every wrong. Cheech the stoner, has his Chong. And, Homer, he is back with mom. You can watch us tomorrow at hulu.com
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 {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} When they asked me to introduce Cheech and Chong, I said, "How much?" And they said, "We don't pay for introductions," so I said, "Then I don't need this crummy gig." And they said, "Yes, you do," and I said... "Ladies and gentlemen, Cheech and Chong!"

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Scorpion's Tale|Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing}}
-:'''{{ch|Cheech Marin}}:''' So, you know, uh, check your barometer, thermometer, anemometer... Why does everything have to have an "ometer" on it?
+{{qf|{{Ch|Cheech Marin}}}} So, you know, uh, check your barometer, thermometer, anemometer... Why does everything have to have an "ometer" on it?
-:'''{{ch|Tommy Chong}}:''' And what is rain, man? It's like we're in the apartment under God and his fat sister overflowed the tub.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Tommy Chong}}}} And what is rain, man? It's like we're in the apartment under God and his fat sister overflowed the tub.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' How now mad spirit, before we part, tis I Mischevious stand puckish, Bart. Was not I the players did disturb twas the doings of a green and naughty herb. The Gods have righted every wrong. Cheech the stoner, has his Chong. And, Homer, he is back with mom. You can watch us tomorrow at hulu.com
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} How now mad spirit, before we part, tis I Mischevious stand puckish, Bart. Was not I the players did disturb twas the doings of a green and naughty herb. The Gods have righted every wrong. Cheech the stoner, has his Chong. And, Homer, he is back with mom. You can watch us tomorrow at hulu.com
 ----
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' When they asked me to introduce Cheech and Chong, I said, "How much?" And they said, "We don't pay for introductions," so I said, "Then I don't need this crummy gig." And they said, "Yes, you do," and I said... "Ladies and gentlemen, Cheech and Chong!"
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} When they asked me to introduce Cheech and Chong, I said, "How much?" And they said, "We don't pay for introductions," so I said, "Then I don't need this crummy gig." And they said, "Yes, you do," and I said... "Ladies and gentlemen, Cheech and Chong!"
-:'''{{ch|Tommy Chong}}:''' Who is it?
+{{qf|Tommy Chong}} Who is it?
-:'''{{ch|Cheech Marin}}:''' It's me, Dave, man. Open up. I got the stuff.
+{{qf|Cheech Marin}} It's me, Dave, man. Open up. I got the stuff.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I thought they'd do bits, but their most famous bit?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I thought they'd do bits, but their most famous bit?
 ----
-:'''{{ch|Cheech Marin}}:''' Hey, man, you're all right. How'd you like to be the new Chong?
+{{qf|Cheech Marin}} Hey, man, you're all right. How'd you like to be the new Chong?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yes. Will I get to meet Dave?
+{{qf|Homer}} Yes. Will I get to meet Dave?
-:'''{{ch|Cheech Marin}}:''' There is no Dave.
+{{qf|Cheech Marin}} There is no Dave.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' How about Don Johnson?
+{{qf|Homer}} How about Don Johnson?
-:'''{{ch|Cheech Marin}}:''' It would be easier to meet Dave.
+{{qf|Cheech Marin}} It would be easier to meet Dave.
 ----
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' A lot of people have cell phones, but I like to eat healthy, So I invented... the celery phone. Hello? Hello?
+{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} A lot of people have cell phones, but I like to eat healthy, So I invented... the celery phone. Hello? Hello?
-:'''{{ch|Tommy Chong}}:''' Wow. You are the un-funniest man I've ever seen. Which means, teaming up with you would be totally pushing the envelope.
+{{qf|Tommy Chong}} Wow. You are the un-funniest man I've ever seen. Which means, teaming up with you would be totally pushing the envelope.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Mother, how did you get this number? It's a prop phone. Yes, I have your celery. I took the limpest stalk there was.
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Mother, how did you get this number? It's a prop phone. Yes, I have your celery. I took the limpest stalk there was.
-:'''{{ch|Tommy Chong}}:''' Stop it. Stop riffing. The gig is yours.
+{{qf|Tommy Chong}} Stop it. Stop riffing. The gig is yours.
 {{Season 22|Q}}