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{{qf|Announcer}} Attention, shoppers. A mother's love is forever, but mother's love rat poison is only on sale till the end of the day.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I drew you a picture.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yes, she did. She drew it in pudding.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Fine, fine, fine.
{{qf|Homer}} Pudding mommy can stay.
{{qf|Lisa}} No kill pudding mommy!
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{{qf|Otter Homer}} You know this is a dream, right? ''[plays didgeridoo]''
{{qf|Marge}} Well, that would explain a lot.
{{qf|Otter Homer}} Yeah, in the waking world, I'm not great at didgeridoo.
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{{qf|Marge}} So you can tell me what Lisa said about dreaming when you know you're dreaming?
{{qf|Lisa}} Yep. It's a scientifical concept called "Lucy dreaming." It was invented by sleep doctors from a country somewhere.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Sometimes dad's a clown, sometimes a potato, sometimes a clown-potato. And sometimes, he's both of the ''[[Property Brothers]]''.
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{{qf|Otter Homer}} So that's why you're having nightmares. Bart is super rude and full of splinters.
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{{qf|Homer}} Look, whatever Bart did, we'll pay to have it cleaned or replaced or for its therapy or...
{{qf|[[Rayshelle Peyton]]}} Bart hasn't done anything. I'm meeting with all the parents. Even the normal kids. Oh! Bart is normal. I-I mean, we don't say normal anymore, I mean... I-I'm talking to all the parents. You're not special. I-I mean, you are, but...
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{{qf|Ms. Peyton}} Listen, I've taught fifth grade. Please buy your fifth-grader deodorant. Like, real deodorant, not the "natural" stuff. They may look like children, but they smell... like nervous cab-drivers.
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{{qf|Marge}} I'm throwing up stuff I ate years ago. I think I saw wedding cake.
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{{qf|Homer}} When I do stuff, I have a fear of missing out on missing out. FO-MOO-MO.
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{{qf|Lisa}} The poet {{W|Kahlil Gibran}} once said: Parents are bows... Like bow-and-arrow bows? From which children are shot forth as an arrow-thingy. The bow doesn't feel sad when it sees how far and true the arrow flies.
{{qf|Marge}} Well, the bow feels a little sad. The bow doesn't want to lose touch and the arrow has never been great about answering texts.
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{{qf|Marge}} So, what are you... like, my feelings police?
{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} No, I'm pretty sure I'm here because, deep down, you're attracted to me.The uniform, the low center of gravity, my thick, syrupy voice.
{{qf|Marge}} I don't think so. If anything, I'm into [[Eddie]].
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Yeah, he's a beautiful man.
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh, my gosh, that was a dream. I should have noticed that you were 17 feet tall.
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{{qf|Marge}} You didn't say we had to buy bart deodorant next year.
{{qf|Ms. Peyton}} Oh, no, no, no, I did say that. That part is very important. Strong deodorant.

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+{{qf|Marge}} You didn't say we had to buy Bart deodorant next year.
 {{qf|Ms. Peyton}} Oh, no, no, no, I did say that. That part is very important. Strong deodorant.
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