A LARP in the Woods - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 21:16, April 21, 2025

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2025-03-11T12:29:57Z

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Solar Dragon at 20:45, August 12, 2024

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Solar Dragon at 16:01, July 17, 2024

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = A LARP in the Woods |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|The Mayflower Maple Bowl}} |requirements = |characters = |optional = |previous = Be P..."

2024-07-17T13:53:30Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = A LARP in the Woods |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|The Mayflower Maple Bowl}} |requirements = |characters = |optional = |previous = Be P..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A LARP in the Woods
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|The Mayflower Maple Bowl}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|previous = [[Be Prepared...to Nap]]
|next = [[A Nap Deferred]]
|event = yes
}}

'''A LARP in the Woods''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Mayflower Maple Bowl}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[Be Prepared...to Nap]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|ou two are gonna love it here! Camp Nap-A-Lot was my favorite place as a kid. We napped in tents and canoes all day, and at night we'd nap around the campfire!}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Weird that they don't have a sign now.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Eh, probably some Junior Campers swiped it for their Mischief merit badges.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|That's not actually a thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Is that a cowboy on a horse?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Is he sleeping? The older campers learned how to nap on horseback.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|There are some early Renaissance French knights over there…}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Bart Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|I think those might be post-apocalyptic bikers heading down that other trail.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Are they time travelers? Does anyone see Professor Frink?}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Excuse me, uh, Sir Knight. Can you tell us what's happening here?}}
{{Tapped Out French Knight Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, ho, ho! Mais oui, mademoiselle! The people who used to own this campground sold it to the United Live Action Role Players of America — or U-LARPA for short.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|That's very cool, but who are those people at the picnic cabana dressed in suits?}}
{{Tapped Out French Knight Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, they're the "West Wing" crowd. They're LARPing a version of America where our political system isn't completely corrupt and dysfunctional and good people really can make a difference.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|So fantasy roleplayers, basically.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Merit Badges|155}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Wonder if This Is Another Time Travel Event|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Scouting Bart Feel Conflicted|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Bart]] or [[Scouting Bart]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Feel Depressed About America|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well this completely stinks!}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Bart Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|I don't know. I feel conflicted. I can't decide if I want to join the wasteland bikers or make fun of LARPers.}}
{{Tapped Out French Knight Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Zut alors! If you want to stay, you have to be some kind of LARP group.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Can we LARP as a dysfunctional American family?}}
{{Tapped Out French Knight Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That works!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Scout Tent]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, we've found a nice quiet spot equally distant from all the weirdos. You two can get started on your first merit badge: letting Daddy get some shut-eye.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's not a real merit badge!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Sounds like "good citizenship" to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|We want to earn our badges!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Is there one for debating?}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yes, but we need to have three more arguments to qualify.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Let the man sleep, Lis. He'll sign off on whatever badges we want later.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I thought you wanted to earn your badges.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What? Have you been listening to a word I've said? Or were you just tapping through the dialogue without reading it?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Merit Badges|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Fight with Bart|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Scouting Bart Fight with Lisa|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Scouting Bart]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Finally Start to Nap|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional2|Make LARPers Interrupt Homer's Nap|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char={{TOCG|LARPers}}|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Cheater!}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Goody Two-Shoes!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|QUIET!}}
{{Tapped Out Canadian Footballer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Yeah, shut it, you pilgrim hose heads!}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's what I was going to say to you, you heretical Canadian football jock!}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|This took a turn.}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Speaking of heresy, why am I not surprised to find Homer Simpson in the middle of all of this! Of course you're a football fan— you embrace everything gluttonous and sinful!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm just playing the odds: Sin is underrated against virtue. But I support real American football, not phony Canadian football.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And don't even mention those guys who call soccer football and then act like we're stupid for knowing what's really what. It makes me so angry and confused!}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Reverend Lovejoy, can you please tell us what is going on?}}
{{Tapped Out Canadian Footballer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Your family is camping between two warring LARP factions, that's what's going on!}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Those raucous Canadian football LARPers keep ruining our godly pilgrim ambience with their loud 110-yard-long, 65-yard-wide games!}}
{{Tapped Out Canadian Footballer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|And you pilgrims keep ruining our games with the smell of hand-churned butter!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}
{{TB|Mmmm! Butter!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Forest Stream]]|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{Tapped Out Pilgrim Lisa Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|And we'll call this holiday Canadian Thanksgiving!}}
-{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
+{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
 {{TB|WOOHOO!}}
 {{Tapped Out Canadian Footballer Icon|Annoyed}}

@@ Line 238: / Line 238: @@
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Merit Badges|190}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Share Butter She Churned Herself|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Scouting Bart/Bart Pass the Bread...Literally|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Scouting Bart]] or [[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Start Eating Before the Blessing|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Puritan Lovejoy Say a Blessing|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Puritan Lovejoy]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Scouting Lisa]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/The Mayflower Maple Bowl}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:LARP in the Woods, A}}

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 {{TB|Is he sleeping? The older campers learned how to nap on horseback.}}
 {{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|There are some early Renaissance French knights over there…}}
+{{TB|There are some early Renaissance French knights over there...}}
 {{Tapped Out Scouting Bart Icon|Thinking}}
 {{TB|I think those might be post-apocalyptic bikers heading down that other trail.}}
@@ Line 138: / Line 138: @@
 {{TB|Twenty-seven! Thirty-two! Hut-hut!}}
 {{Tapped Out Football Bart Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|…Why isn't the rest of the team doing anything?}}
+{{TB|...Why isn't the rest of the team doing anything?}}
 {{Tapped Out Canadian Footballer Icon}}
 {{TB|You have to say "Hut-hut, eh?"}}
@@ Line 156: / Line 156: @@
 {{TB|Buckle your hat, Lisa, you're in for the moralistic adventure of a lifetime!}}
 {{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
-{{TB|Meanwhile, at the Field Goal of Dreams field…}}
+{{TB|Meanwhile, at the Field Goal of Dreams field...}}
 {{Tapped Out Canadian Footballer Icon}}
 {{TB|Ah, those pilgrim LARPers honestly aren't that bad. We just get a little worked up playing the greatest brand of football in the world.}}
@@ Line 166: / Line 166: @@
 {{TB|They said God predestined goalposts to be at the back of the endzone.}}
 {{Tapped Out Football Bart Icon}}
-{{TB|I say we have the free will to place goalposts wherever we want… including in front of their church!}}
+{{TB|I say we have the free will to place goalposts wherever we want... including in front of their church!}}
 {{Tapped Out Canadian Footballer Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Yeah! Let's go!}}
@@ Line 175: / Line 175: @@
 {{TB|Your rickety wooden prayer hut is weaker than a Newfy's French! You'd better move to the other side of the park if you don't want us to break your church into more pieces than an episode of SCTV on ViewTube.}}
 {{Tapped Out Football Bart Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Ha! Good one…I think!}}
+{{TB|Ha! Good one...I think!}}
 {{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Well, putting maple syrup on everything at your concession stand is an abomination! God's chosen condiments are ketchup, mustard, and onions!}}
 {{Tapped Out Pilgrim Lisa Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Good…one? *sigh*}}
+{{TB|Good...one? {{*}}sigh{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Why can't you both just shut up?! A man is trying to nap here!}}
@@ Line 187: / Line 187: @@
 {{TB|Fine! We'll do the same thing, but in a very Canadian way.}}
 {{Tapped Out Football Bart Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Which is…?}}
+{{TB|Which is...?}}
 {{Tapped Out Canadian Footballer Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|We'll sit and silently pout on our Chesterfield.}}
@@ Line 201: / Line 201: @@
 {{TB|That's right.}}
 {{Tapped Out Football Bart Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|But…but we were getting to participate and everything! I even learned what a kilometer was to be more authentically Canadian.}}
+{{TB|But...but we were getting to participate and everything! I even learned what a kilometer was to be more authentically Canadian.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
 {{TB|What is a kilometer?}}
@@ Line 236: / Line 236: @@
 {{Tapped Out Canadian Footballer Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Wait, is that some kind of shot?}}
-{{THT|{{Task|Collect Merit Badges|190}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Share Butter She Churned Herself|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Scouting Bart/Bart Pass the Bread…Literally|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Scouting Bart]] or [[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Start Eating Before the Blessing|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Puritan Lovejoy Say a Blessing|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Puritan Lovejoy]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task|Collect Merit Badges|190}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Share Butter She Churned Herself|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Scouting Bart/Bart Pass the Bread...Literally|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Scouting Bart]] or [[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Start Eating Before the Blessing|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Puritan Lovejoy Say a Blessing|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Puritan Lovejoy]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Scouting Lisa]]|colspan=2}}
 }}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = A LARP in the Woods
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out A LARP in the Woods Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|The Mayflower Maple Bowl}}
 |requirements =
-|characters = [[Lisa]], [[Homer]]
+|characters = [[Homer]], [[Lisa]]
-|optional = [[Bart]], [[Scouting Bart]], [[Puritan Lovejoy]], [[Marge]], [[Ned]], [[Wiggum]], [[Milhouse]]
+|optional = [[Bart]], [[Scouting Bart]], {{TOCG|LARPers}}, [[Puritan Lovejoy]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |previous = [[Be Prepared...to Nap]]
 |next = [[A Nap Deferred]]

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 |update = {{TOCU|The Mayflower Maple Bowl}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Lisa]], [[Homer]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Bart]], [[Scouting Bart]], [[Puritan Lovejoy]], [[Marge]], [[Ned]], [[Wiggum]], [[Milhouse]]
 |previous = [[Be Prepared...to Nap]]
 |next = [[A Nap Deferred]]
@@ Line 81: / Line 81: @@
 {{Tapped Out Scouting Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|What? Have you been listening to a word I've said? Or were you just tapping through the dialogue without reading it?}}
-{{THT|{{Task|Collect Merit Badges|125}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Fight with Bart|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Scouting Bart Fight with Lisa|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Scouting Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Finally Start to Nap|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional2|Make LARPers Interrupt Homer's Nap|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char={{TOCG|LARPers}}|3}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task|Collect Merit Badges|125}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Fight with Bart|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Scouting Bart/Bart Fight with Lisa|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Scouting Bart]] or [[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Finally Start to Nap|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional2|Make LARPers Interrupt Homer's Nap|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}} or a [[Brown House]]|char={{TOCG|LARPers}}|3}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
 {{TB|Cheater!}}
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 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Forest Stream]]|colspan=2}}
 }}