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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Time for dinner, dear. I was so busy with kids all day I forgot to eat, so I'm starving!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I'm not hungry!
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:'''[[Ned]]:''' Share with us your wisdom, leader.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I just dreamed of our home planet. Towering stems topped with stooped gilled canopies, fuzzy molds devouring their still prey with enzymes and time. It was beautiful.
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:'''[[Barney]]:''' Tell us what to do, leader!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Shoot your spores far and wide. We will eat the humans and animals. We will eat the fish and plants. And when we have made this world beautiful, we will find another world and another and another. We are as immortal as death.
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Hello.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Professor! Mushrooms and funguses are invading the Earth!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Fungi. Fungi!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Yes, yes. I'm sure you're a fun guy... but how can we defeat all these mushrooms?!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Standard fungicides don't kill these alien growths. Try tea tree oil.. that worked on my toenail fungus!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Too much information, Professor. But thanks i'll try it!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' That didn't work, but at least the mushroom isn't poisonous. Maybe if I kill the king fungus on Homer's head, the rest won't be able to grow again! But what if killing the king fungus hurts it's host... my Homie? I love you, Homer Simpson, but if I have to lose you to get rid of the fungus monster... I... I just have to do it.

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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Time for dinner, dear. I was so busy with kids all day I forgot to eat, so I'm starving!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Time for dinner, dear. I was so busy with kids all day I forgot to eat, so I'm starving!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I'm not hungry!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'm not hungry!
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-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Share with us your wisdom, leader.
+{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Share with us your wisdom, leader.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I just dreamed of our home planet. Towering stems topped with stooped gilled canopies, fuzzy molds devouring their still prey with enzymes and time. It was beautiful.
+{{qf|Homer}} I just dreamed of our home planet. Towering stems topped with stooped gilled canopies, fuzzy molds devouring their still prey with enzymes and time. It was beautiful.
 ----
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' Tell us what to do, leader!
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} Tell us what to do, leader!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Shoot your spores far and wide. We will eat the humans and animals. We will eat the fish and plants. And when we have made this world beautiful, we will find another world and another and another. We are as immortal as death.
+{{qf|Homer}} Shoot your spores far and wide. We will eat the humans and animals. We will eat the fish and plants. And when we have made this world beautiful, we will find another world and another and another. We are as immortal as death.
 ----
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Hello.
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Hello.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Professor! Mushrooms and funguses are invading the Earth!
+{{qf|Marge}} Professor! Mushrooms and funguses are invading the Earth!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Fungi. Fungi!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Fungi. Fungi!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Yes, yes. I'm sure you're a fun guy... but how can we defeat all these mushrooms?!
+{{qf|Marge}} Yes, yes. I'm sure you're a fun guy... but how can we defeat all these mushrooms?!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Standard fungicides don't kill these alien growths. Try tea tree oil.. that worked on my toenail fungus!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Standard fungicides don't kill these alien growths. Try tea tree oil.. that worked on my toenail fungus!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Too much information, Professor. But thanks i'll try it!
+{{qf|Marge}} Too much information, Professor. But thanks i'll try it!
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' That didn't work, but at least the mushroom isn't poisonous. Maybe if I kill the king fungus on Homer's head, the rest won't be able to grow again! But what if killing the king fungus hurts it's host... my Homie? I love you, Homer Simpson, but if I have to lose you to get rid of the fungus monster... I... I just have to do it.
+{{qf|Marge}} That didn't work, but at least the mushroom isn't poisonous. Maybe if I kill the king fungus on Homer's head, the rest won't be able to grow again! But what if killing the king fungus hurts it's host... my Homie? I love you, Homer Simpson, but if I have to lose you to get rid of the fungus monster... I... I just have to do it.