A Fish Called Selma/Quotes - Revision history

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Adding social tools

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 {{qf|[[Troy McClure]]}} Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as ''[[The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed]]'' and ''[[They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall]]''.
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-{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Tell ya what -- Just go down to the DMV tomorrow and try to pass that eye test. I'll tear up this ticket, but I'm uh, still gonna have to ask you for a bribe...
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Tell ya what—Just go down to the DMV tomorrow and try to pass that eye test. I'll tear up this ticket, but I'm uh, still gonna have to ask you for a bribe...
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 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium.
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 {{qf|MacArthur Parker}} Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of ''[[Planet of the Apes]]''?
 {{qf|Troy McClure}} Uh... the movie or the planet?
-{{qf|MacArthur Parker}} The brand-new multi-million-dollar musical. And you are starring as -- the human.
+{{qf|MacArthur Parker}} The brand-new multi-million-dollar musical. And you are starring as—the human.
 {{qf|Troy McClure}} It's the part I was born to play, baby!
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
-{{qf|Homer}} That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the marriage is just a sham to help his career. Well, enough talk. Let's snuggle.
+{{qf|Homer}} That reminds me—Troy said something interesting last night at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the marriage is just a sham to help his career. Well, enough talk. Let's snuggle.
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-{{qf|MacArthur Parker}} Okay, then get this: I think they want you to play [[McBain]]'s sidekick in -- brace yourself -- the new ''{{ap|McBain|series}}'' movie!
+{{qf|MacArthur Parker}} Okay, then get this: I think they want you to play [[McBain]]'s sidekick in—brace yourself—the new ''{{ap|McBain|series}}'' movie!
 {{qf|Troy McClure}} McBain's sidekick?! Hot damn! I'm going to Sea World!
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 {{qf|Troy McClure}} Sure, baby. Is that a problemo?
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-{{qf|Selma}} Having a child -- that's a big step.
+{{qf|Selma}} Having a child—that's a big step.
 {{qf|Troy McClure}} You bet it is! Think what it'll mean! Not just the ''McBain'' movie, but maybe my own fragrance... "Smellin' of Troy"!
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 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Tell ya what -- Just go down to the DMV tomorrow and try to pass that eye test. I'll tear up this ticket, but I'm uh, still gonna have to ask you for a bribe...
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-{{qf|[{Dr. Hibbert]]}} Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium.
 {{qf|[[Louie]]}} ''[to Fat Tony]'' Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.
 {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} No. What I said was he sleeps with the fishes. You see...

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-{{qf|[[Troy McClure|Troy]]}} That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, what's a "muppet?"
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-{{qf|[[MacArthur Parker|Parker]]}} Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... ''Planet of the Apes?''
+{{qf|[[Troy McClure]]}} Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as ''[[The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed]]'' and ''[[They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall]]''.
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-{{qf|Troy}} My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Tell ya what -- Just go down to the DMV tomorrow and try to pass that eye test. I'll tear up this ticket, but I'm uh, still gonna have to ask you for a bribe...
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-{{qf|[[Selma]]}} Is this a sham marriage?
+{{qf|[{Dr. Hibbert]]}} Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium.
-{{qf|Troy}} Sure baby, is that a problemo?
+{{qf|[[Louie]]}} ''[to Fat Tony]'' Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.
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-{{qf|Selma}} Come on [[Jub-Jub]], lets go home and I'll heat you up a nice roach.
+{{qf|Troy McClure}} So... working at the DMV must be very interesting.
-:''[Jub-Jub chirps.]''
+{{qf|[[Selma]]}} Well... uh I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day.
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-{{qf|Troy}} Think what it'll mean. Not just the [[McBain]] movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!
+{{qf|[[MacArthur Parker]]}} That wholesome stuff really helps when I'm trying to find you work.
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-{{qf|[[Louie]]}} Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
+{{qf|Troy McClure}} Hello, Selma Bouvier? It's Troy McClure. You may remember me from such dates as last night's dinner...
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-{{qf|Troy}} Hello, Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner.
+{{qf|MacArthur Parker}} Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of ''[[Planet of the Apes]]''?
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-{{qf|Selma}} Are you gay?
+{{qf|Selma}} Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal husbands? Who knew the dream would come true for one of us? Oh, come on. Guess which one.
-{{qf|Troy}} Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
+{{qf|Homer}} I know! I know! It's Selma, right?
-{{qf|Selma}} Stop!
+----
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 {{qf|Troy}} My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
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-{{qf|[[Selma Bouvier|Selma]]}} Is this a sham marriage?
+{{qf|[[Selma]]}} Is this a sham marriage?
 {{qf|Troy}} Sure baby, is that a problemo?
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-{{qf|Selma}} Come on Jub-Jub, lets go home and i'll heat you up a nice roach.
+{{qf|Selma}} Come on [[Jub-Jub]], lets go home and I'll heat you up a nice roach.
-:''[[[Jub-Jub]] Chirps]''
+:''[Jub-Jub chirps.]''
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-{{qf|Troy}} Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!
+{{qf|Troy}} Think what it'll mean. Not just the [[McBain]] movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!
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 {{qf|[[Louie]]}} Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!

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-:'''[[Troy McClure|Troy]]''': That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
+{{qf|[[Troy McClure|Troy]]}} That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
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-:'''[[MacArthur Parker|Parker]]''': Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... ''Planet of the Apes?''
+{{qf|[[MacArthur Parker|Parker]]}} Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... ''Planet of the Apes?''
-:'''Troy''': Uh... the movie or the planet?
+{{qf|Troy}} Uh... the movie or the planet?
-:'''Parker''': The brand-new multi-million dollar musical. And ''you'' are starring... as the human.
+{{qf|Parker}} The brand-new multi-million dollar musical. And ''you'' are starring... as the human.
-:'''Troy''': It's the part I was born to play, baby!
+{{qf|Troy}} It's the part I was born to play, baby!
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-:'''Troy''': My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
+{{qf|Troy}} My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
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-:'''[[Selma Bouvier|Selma]]''': Is this a sham marriage?
+{{qf|[[Selma Bouvier|Selma]]}} Is this a sham marriage?
-:'''Troy:''' Sure baby, is that a problemo?
+{{qf|Troy}} Sure baby, is that a problemo?
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-:'''Selma''': Come on Jub-Jub, lets go home and i'll heat you up a nice roach.
+{{qf|Selma}} Come on Jub-Jub, lets go home and i'll heat you up a nice roach.
-:''([[Jub-Jub]] Chirps)''
+:''[[[Jub-Jub]] Chirps]''
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-:'''Troy''': Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!
+{{qf|Troy}} Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!
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-:'''[[Louie]]''': Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
+{{qf|[[Louie]]}} Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
-:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...
+{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...
-:'''Louie''': Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.
+{{qf|Louie}} Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.
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-:'''Troy''': Hello, Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner.
+{{qf|Troy}} Hello, Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner.
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-:'''Selma''': Are you gay?
+{{qf|Selma}} Are you gay?
-:'''Troy''': Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
+{{qf|Troy}} Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
-:'''Selma:''' Stop!
+{{qf|Selma}} Stop!
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