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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A Fat Lot of Good
|image =
|level = 21
|update = {{TOCU|Game of Games The Sequel}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|previous = [[The Mysterious Gamer]]
|next = [[Watch the Skies]]
|event = yes
}}

'''A Fat Lot of Good''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Game of Games The Sequel}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between June 28, [[2020]] and July 16, 2020|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Guys, I found another one of The Game Master’s high scores. It’s in Chunky Island.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Isn’t that the adventure game where you play as a kid trying to escape fat camp?}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|I read that the kids get separated from the camp counselors and have to fend for themselves.}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Like that book with the British kids stranded on an island. You know, the one whose name I can’t say because it hasn't yet entered public domain.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Nelson, I think you should play Chunky Island.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Brave}}
{{TB|You calling me fat, Simpson?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No…but you’re the only one of us who has any experience putting pig heads on spikes.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Only because it makes them easier to carry home from the butcher shop.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It’s the only pork my mom can afford.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Memory Cards|175}} {{Task/Job|Make Nelson Play Chunky Island|4 hours|[[Noise Land Video Arcade]], [[Captain Blip's Zapateria]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Gah, this is impossible! Adventure games always have dumb puzzles and dumb hidden secrets and dumb…dumbness.}}
{{Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|There IS a home version of this game… We should go buy some copies and play it ourselves to help figure out the secrets.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Toys Were Us is nearby. I just camped out there last night to buy up their first shipment of Pretty Horse Friends series three articulated figures.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|I got no sleep, had to pee in a [[Pringles]] can, and nearly lost a toe to frostbite!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Worth it.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Toys Were Us]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I’m getting nowhere with this game. I’ve got forty-seven inventory items, there’s a rabid dog blocking that path, and over on the beach there’s some incomprehensible coconut tree puzzle.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|What about you guys? Have you found anything playing your home versions?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I found this pulley thing in a tree stump near the salad bar. That MUST be important!}}
{{Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|I combined this cat hair with maple syrup and made a mustache. Do you need a mustache?}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I just sunk a fifty-footer from behind the sand trap!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Martin, what game are you playing?}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Lying}}
{{TB|Aren’t we all playing [[Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge]]?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Memory Cards|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Martin Return Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge|60 minutes|[[Toys Were Us]], [[Noise Land Video Arcade]], [[Captain Blip's Zapateria]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make The Evergreen Terrors Share More Game Secrets|2 hours|[[Noise Land Video Arcade]], [[Captain Blip's Zapateria]], or a [[Brown House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh, my mom wants me to come home. She says I’m wasting my precious summer vacation at the arcade.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And apparently Child Protective Services requires that you “know where your child is”.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Shower Computer]]|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the "Share More Game Secrets" job include:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Bart]], [[Milhouse]], [[Nelson]], [[Sophie Krustofsky]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Ugh, none of the kids on this island will do anything I say. How am I gonna get these fatties to work together?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|There must be some way you can assert your authority over them. Perhaps if you looked more like a leader…}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, well I did find this pirate outfit in a buried treasure chest.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Everyone listens to pirates. It’s why Johnny Depp can marry any supermodel he wants.}}
{{Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yar!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Memory Cards|150}} {{Task/Job|Make Nelson Roleplay as a Pirate|4 hours|[[Noise Land Video Arcade]], [[Captain Blip's Zapateria]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make The Evergreen Terrors Look Up Pirate Lingo to Help|4 hours|[[Noise Land Video Arcade]], [[Captain Blip's Zapateria]], or a [[Brown House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|Okay, now click on that kid with the shirt that’s too small and select the dialogue option, “I’ll keelhaul the lot of ye if ye don’t get to lashin’ together a seaworthy vessel!”}}
{{Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wow, it’s working! He’s started building the raft! Who knew that maritime-based threats could be so effective?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Pirate Nelson]]|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the "Look Up Pirate Lingo to Help" job include:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Bart]], [[Milhouse]], [[Martin]], [[Sophie Krustofsky]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Alright, I had a bit of a late start but I believe that I’ve caught up to the rest of you in Chunky Island.}}
{{Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|Any insights?}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|I have created a child utopia, free of adults, where all kids are treated equally and none are made fun of.}}
{{Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|How does that help us? The goal of the game is to get OFF the island!}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, there’s a speedboat hidden in the skull-shaped cave off the north end of the island. But I choose to stay with my fellow compatriots.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Martin, you realize Chunky Island is just a simulation, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|So is everything in our world! Haven’t you been paying attention?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|{{*}}shrugs{{*}} Fair enough…}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Memory Cards|150}} {{Task/Job|Make Martin Show the Others Where the Boat is Hidden|30 minutes|[[Noise Land Video Arcade]], [[Captain Blip's Zapateria]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Waterslide Tree]] and Martin's "Take a Tropical Bath" animated job|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yar, ye scurvy dogs! Everyone on the boat before I hang ye from the mizzen!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, Nelson. You’ve really got a handle on those chunky kids.}}
{{Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}sails off into the sunset, watches the credits roll{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|You did it! The Game Master never got this far, so you’re now at the top of the leaderboard!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I haven’t been this proud of a group of kids since The Goonies.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|I’ll just add my name to the leaderboard, right above TGM.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|B- U- T.}}
{{Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|BUT? But what?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|I only get three letters. Just imagine another T.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|A hilarious reference to a taboo bodily region!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You kids deserve a break. I’m taking you out for pizza!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Note – I am NOT paying for the pizza. My pride has limits!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Memory Cards|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Comic Book Guy Take the Kids Out for Pizza|2 hours|[[Wall E. Weasel's]], [[Vesuvius Pizza]], [[Zesty's]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make The Evergreen Terrors Go Out for Pizza|2 hours|[[Wall E. Weasel's]], [[Vesuvius Pizza]], [[Zesty's]], or a [[Brown House]]|4}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Game Master Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Heh, heh, heh… They think they’re so smart. Well they won’t see this coming…}}
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}yelling from the other room{{*}} Babe, you want some pizza rolls?}}
{{Tapped Out The Game Master Icon}}
{{TB|Only if they’re from the toaster oven. NOT the microwave!}}
{{Tapped Out The Game Master Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The Game Master knows what he desires…}}
{{Tapped Out The Game Master Icon}}
{{TB|Now…where was I? {{*}}logs into Earthland Realms{{*}} {{*}}THUNDERCLAP{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}yelling from the other room{{*}} Babe, it sounds like rain! Are the lids on the trash cans?}}
{{Tapped Out The Game Master Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It’s not rain, it’s just me being ominous!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} {{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{TB|I read that the kids get separated from the camp counselors and have to fend for themselves.}}
 {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
-{{TB|Like that book with the British kids stranded on an island. You know, the one whose name I can’t say because it hasn't yet entered public domain.}}
+{{TB|Like {{W|Lord of the Flies|that book with the British kids stranded on an island}}. You know, the one whose name I can’t say because it hasn't yet entered public domain.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|Nelson, I think you should play Chunky Island.}}

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