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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A Fail of Two Cities
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Wagon Wheel Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Northward Bound}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = AFailOfTwoCities
|id = 250002 - 250006
|previous = {{TOQP|Second Fiddle|2}}
|next = [[Buffalo Bridge]]
|event = yes
}}

'''A Fail of Two Cities''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Northward Bound}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing {{TOQP|Second Fiddle|2}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon}}
{{TB|I'm told that your town needs a guide through the lands to the North. }}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh great, another Lisa costume.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|At least it's not another Homer costume. I think we've lost count of how many of those there are.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
{{TB|What can I say? The people want what the people want.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'll have you know I'm a completely separate character.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|The next thing I know, you'll have me reading a book and not eating something I love.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, pioneering doesn't leave me much time to read, unless it's a map.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|A Lisa who doesn't like books?! This changes everything. I will answer your noble call for volunteers to make this deadly trek.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I wasn't asking for volunteers. It's too dangerous to bring outsiders. Also, my name is Connie, not Lisa. And don't eat buffalo.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, little girl, but a resident of Springfield needs to accompany you in order for the town to legally lay claim to the Northeast Passage.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fine, but I will not be held responsible for their deaths if they don't survive the journey. }}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm. In that case, we better send three.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wagon Wheels|195}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Ask for Volunteers|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Quimby]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Volunteer|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Volunteer|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Moe Volunteer|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon}}
{{TB|Did everyone pack supplies like I asked?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Yep. I got a month's worth of booze ready for travel.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And I picked up two family packs from Krusty Burger, which should work out great because these burgers are already a month old!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|And I brought all the extra ammo we had in the armory. I hope nothing in Springfield needs shooting while we're gone.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's it?! What about medicine, water or clothing?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I said I had a month's worth of booze.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Look, we all played the computer game simulation of this as kids, and everyone knows that all you need for this trip are bullets. Everything else we'll just find glowing next to a bush.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Nature always provides.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Which way to the general store?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|The Kwik-E-Mart? There must be at least one around here. Sometimes there are dozens.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Connie Appleseed]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon}}
{{TB|Help me load up the wagon. That Kwik-E-Mart was well stocked. And the proprietor repeatedly thanked me and asked me to return.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What is all this stuff?}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This "stuff" is what's going to keep us alive.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Cool, a dartboard! I didn't even think about entertainment, good call Connie.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon}}
{{TB|That's a spare wagon wheel, not a dartboard.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And what's this, more booze? Then why was you giving me a hard time about bringing two barrels of Duff?}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon}}
{{TB|This is whiskey. It's the closest thing they had to medicine.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Tipsy}}
{{TB|Just what the doctor ordered.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wagon Wheels|155}} {{Task/Job|Make Connie Appleseed Embark on the Journey|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Drink Medicinal Whiskey|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Play Darts With the Spare Axle|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Moe Serve Drinks|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So, Connie, tell me…is it true that there are donuts growing in them thar hills of the Northeast Passage?}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What? No, that's absurd.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|But that was the whole reason I volunteered!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I thought you volunteered to help keep U.S.A. number one?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well, yeah. And donuts, too.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}
{{TB|A hearty meal'll cure what ails ya.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Horrified}}
{{TB|Ahh! Who the heck are you?}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon}}
{{TB|That's Cookie. He's our chuckwagon cook. I should have introduced you earlier, he mostly stays in the back of the wagon until dinner time.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Pleased to meet ya. Now, this is gonna be a long and grueling trip, so who's up for some grub?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Me, me! I'll take a ribeye, medium rare, a lobster tail, and a double portion of fries. And for dessert…how's your tiramisu?}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I gots biscuits and I gots beans.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This is going to be a long and grueling trip.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|The food, it's all gone!}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What? That's impossible!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Yeah, all I ate was the beans.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|{{*}}waves hand in front of face{{*}} We know.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Bloated}}
{{TB|And all I ate was the flour. }}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That was all the food we had! Those supplies were supposed to last us an entire month!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|No problem. {{*}}fires shot{{*}} I just bagged us a buffalo.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But…we're miles from the nearest buffalo herd.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What about the ones pulling our wagon? }}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Those are our oxen! And we need two to pull this wagon. }}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Relax. The one that's left will pull twice as hard. Now that he's seen what happened to his buddy.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wagon Wheels|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Connie Appleseed Make Do With One Ox|4 hours|[[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Look for More Flour|4 hours|[[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Show Off His Ox|4 hours|[[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Moe Be Impressed|4 hours|[[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Let me get this straight. In just the first week of our journey you ate all our supplies AND you murdered one of our oxen?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I prefer to say "bagged". It's much less police-y.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, we have no choice but to turn back and restock at Pone, Pelts and Beyond.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh no, I'm not going back. It's the Northeast Passage or bust.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm telling you, we're in no shape to finish this journey in our current state. We should head back and restock.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Relax, we still have loads of ammo, and if there's a problem guns can't fix, I haven't met it and shot it yet.}}
{{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
{{TB|One week later…}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}
{{TB|Come getcha breakfast, y'all. We're having ox sausage, huevos oxaleros, and fresh-squeezed Ox-J.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh, if I gotta eat ox one more time…}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Gimme a break, city dude. They didn't teach us a lot of ox recipes at Le Cordon Bleu, Paris. }}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon}}
{{TB|Besides, ox meat is healthier for you than beef from a factory farm cow.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}spits{{*}} This is health food?! Yuck, I'd rather starve.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Frontier Wagon]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Look, up ahead! A herd of buffalo! Now, please, just enjoy their majesty before you—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}shoots rifle{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So much for majesty.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|They sure die with majesty. {{*}}shoots rifle{{*}} Bam, got another one!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Nice shootin', Simpson. But get a load of this. {{*}}shoots rifle{{*}} }}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You killed two with one bullet! }}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Why are you both still shooting them? You've killed—}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Bagged.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|—bagged more than we can eat in a year.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Nobody said anything about eating them. They're just fun to shoot. {{*}}shoots rifle{{*}} Majestic!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wagon Wheels|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Shoot More Buffalo|4 hours|[[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Shoot Even More Buffalo|4 hours|[[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Connie Appleseed Lament Bringing Volunteers|4 hours|[[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Frontier Camp]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|There's the bridge to the Northeast Passage. We made it! }}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Look across the canyon over there. Are those donuts growing up out of the ground?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I knew it! There ARE donuts in them thar hills. In your FACE, Connie Applecore!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|We discovered a new frontier. Time to celebrate, everyone! Quick — grab a gun and shoot the closest buffalo!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Hold on, Wiggy, I think you's gonna have to put a cork in your musket, ‘cause it looks like the bridge is out.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Moe's right. How are we going to get across?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|You leave that to me, little lady.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}uses police radio{{*}} I'm gonna need the chopper over here at the bridge to the Northeast Passage. Also, a cup of coffee would be great, too. Make it a grande. Over.}}
{{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You can't get a signal out here. We're in the middle of nowhere. }}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|So, no coffee?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|But, but, the donuts! All-natural donuts! We can't just leave them there! We have to do something!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|It's not like we can just jump across. What are we supposed to do?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I've got an idea. Guys, what's the one thing that's gotten us out of trouble at every turn on this trip?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|The copious amounts of ammo we brought?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Close. The buffalo!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|It's time for nature to provide once more…}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wagon Wheels|155}} {{Task/Job|Make Connie Appleseed Survey the Area|4 hours|[[Frontier Camp]], [[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Toss Buffalo Carcasses Into the Canyon|4 hours|[[Frontier Camp]], [[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Think About Coffee|4 hours|[[Frontier Camp]], [[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Moe Cheer Homer On|4 hours|[[Frontier Camp]], [[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Frontier Town]]|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the [[Charles Dickens]] novel ''{{W|A Tale of Two Cities}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Northward Bound}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Fail of Two Cities, A}}

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 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Wagon Wheels|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Connie Appleseed Embark on the Journey|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Drink Medicinal Whiskey|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Play Darts With the Spare Axle|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Serve Drinks|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|So, Connie, tell me…is it true that there are donuts growing in them thar hills of the Northeast Passage?}}
+{{TB|So, Connie, tell me...is it true that there are donuts growing in them thar hills of the Northeast Passage?}}
 {{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|What? No, that's absurd.}}
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 {{TB|Pleased to meet ya. Now, this is gonna be a long and grueling trip, so who's up for some grub?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Me, me! I'll take a ribeye, medium rare, a lobster tail, and a double portion of fries. And for dessert…how's your tiramisu?}}
+{{TB|Me, me! I'll take a ribeye, medium rare, a lobster tail, and a double portion of fries. And for dessert...how's your tiramisu?}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|I gots biscuits and I gots beans.}}
@@ Line 133: / Line 133: @@
 {{TB|No problem. {{*}}fires shot{{*}} I just bagged us a buffalo.}}
 {{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|But…we're miles from the nearest buffalo herd.}}
+{{TB|But...we're miles from the nearest buffalo herd.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|What about the ones pulling our wagon? }}
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 {{TB|Relax, we still have loads of ammo, and if there's a problem guns can't fix, I haven't met it and shot it yet.}}
 {{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
-{{TB|One week later…}}
+{{TB|One week later...}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon}}
 {{TB|Come getcha breakfast, y'all. We're having ox sausage, huevos oxaleros, and fresh-squeezed Ox-J.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Ugh, if I gotta eat ox one more time…}}
+{{TB|Ugh, if I gotta eat ox one more time...}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Gimme a break, city dude. They didn't teach us a lot of ox recipes at Le Cordon Bleu, Paris. }}
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 {{TB|We discovered a new frontier. Time to celebrate, everyone! Quick — grab a gun and shoot the closest buffalo!}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Hold on, Wiggy, I think you's gonna have to put a cork in your musket, ‘cause it looks like the bridge is out.}}
+{{TB|Hold on, Wiggy, I think you's gonna have to put a cork in your musket, 'cause it looks like the bridge is out.}}
 {{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Moe's right. How are we going to get across?}}
@@ Line 229: / Line 229: @@
 {{TB|Close. The buffalo!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sly}}
-{{TB|It's time for nature to provide once more…}}
+{{TB|It's time for nature to provide once more...}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Wagon Wheels|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Connie Appleseed Survey the Area|4 hours|[[Frontier Camp]], [[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Toss Buffalo Carcasses Into the Canyon|4 hours|[[Frontier Camp]], [[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Think About Coffee|4 hours|[[Frontier Camp]], [[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Cheer Homer On|4 hours|[[Frontier Camp]], [[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Frontier Town]]|colspan=2}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Northward Bound}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Homer]], [[Connie Appleseed]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Quimby]], [[Wiggum]], [[Moe]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = AFailOfTwoCities
 |id = 250002 - 250006
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After completing {{TOQP|Second Fiddle|2}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Connie Appleseed Icon}}
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 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Wagon Wheels|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Connie Appleseed Survey the Area|4 hours|[[Frontier Camp]], [[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Toss Buffalo Carcasses Into the Canyon|4 hours|[[Frontier Camp]], [[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Think About Coffee|4 hours|[[Frontier Camp]], [[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Cheer Homer On|4 hours|[[Frontier Camp]], [[Frontier Wagon]], [[Pone, Pelts, and Beyond]], {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Frontier Town]]|colspan=2}}
 }}