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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Song<br />
|name = "A Delicate Approach"<br />
|image = [[File:A Delicate Approach.png|250px]]<br />
|singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]]<br />
|characters = [[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Marge Simpson]]<br />
|length = 1:14<br />
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Jack Dolgen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Elisabeth Kiernan Averick]] and [[Jack Dolgen]]<br />
|album = <br />
|appearance = "[[The Star of the Backstage]]"<br />
}}<br />
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'''"A Delicate Approach"''' is a song performed by [[Homer]].<br />
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== Lyrics ==<br />
:'''Homer:'''<br />
:When your partner's in a tizzy,<br />
:Flossing till she's dizzy,<br />
:Clearly in the wrong, but certain she's right.<br />
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:It's your responsibility,<br />
:To imply her culpability,<br />
:In a way that doesn't instigate a fight.<br />
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:''Whoops.''<br />
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:Don't escalate the situation.<br />
:Or add further complication.<br />
:Mince your words, so as never to encroach.<br />
<br />
:Deliver your advice,<br />
:But make sure to do it nice,<br />
:For it's best to use a delicate approach.<br />
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:''Marge, darling...''<br />
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:'''Marge:'''<br />
:''Leave me alone!''<br />
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:'''Homer:'''<br />
:''Marge, listen! I'm being delicate!''<br />
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:'''Marge:'''<br />
:''Oh, are you?''<br />
<br />
:'''Homer:'''<br />
:Now, I know you may think you were just in your actions,<br />
:But it makes my heart sink to see your infractions,<br />
:Your feelings were hurt, but it's malice you blurt.<br />
:Your transaction compels a retraction.<br />
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:'''Marge:'''<br />
:''Oh, you're right, Homie. It's all my fault. I did the one thing a stage manager must never do: I put myself before the show.''<br />
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:'''Homer:'''<br />
:''You see, kids?''<br />
<br />
:It's best to use a delicate,<br />
:Approach!<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
*{{ep|The Star of the Backstage}}<br />
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[[Category:Songs by Homer]]<br />
[[Category:Songs by Marge]]<br />
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]<br />
[[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]]</div>Solar Dragon