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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Homer, you said you&#039;d take the kids to the petting zoo today. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} <a href="/wiki/D%27oh" title="D'oh">D&#039;oh</a>! {{qf|Marge}} It&#039;ll be fun! {{qf|Homer}} I just took the...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, you said you'd take the kids to the petting zoo today.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} [[D'oh]]!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} It'll be fun!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I just took them to the petting zoo last week!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} You left them in the pet store at the [[Springfield Mall|Mall]] while you went to the liquor store!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You're right, that was fun.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} No petting? What a gyp!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Studies show that animals are more sensitive and intelligent than we think. Too much contact with people would traumatise these poor guys.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} When will they give the people what they want?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, like a poking and teasing zoo! Or better still, a wrestling zoo!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Or best of all, a tasting zoo. Mmm. Regal and tender.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} We'd better go, Dad. I think you've traumatised the animals.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} But I never touched any of them!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Day at the Springfield Petting Zoo/Quotes, A}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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