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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A Colony For Ants
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|"The Marge-ian Chronicles" episode tie-in}}
|requirements = [[Mars Colony]]
|characters = [[Homer]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''A Colony For Ants''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|"The Marge-ian Chronicles" episode tie-in}} content update. It requires the [[Mars Colony]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After obtaining the Mars Colony|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|It is with great excitement and a profound sense of honoring my calendar that I attend the opening of this… thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Barry Icon}}
{{TB|It's a model of Exploration, Incorporated's Mars habitat! In every detail, it's just like the real thing!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|People are going to be living in THAT? The kitchen doesn't even have an island! My gods, there's no home theater!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Icon}}
{{TB|It's no McMansion, that's for sure. But it's got everything our intrepid pioneers will need as they colonize a new world!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|I'm pretty sure even pioneers need a hot tub. Where the hell are they supposed to soak away their cares? Answer me that, geniuses.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Icon}}
{{TB|Luxurious, it's not. I will grant you that. But the spirit of adventure will--}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
{{TB|Let's call it what it is -- a dump! There's zero flow, the ceilings can't be more than seven feet, and I see no molding, crown or otherwise.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|If that's the future, count me out!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Mock Mars|6 seconds|the [[Mars Colony]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I mean how can you live on Mars, if you can't even fit in the hab?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|You could probably fit a puppy in there, though. Like a cute, little future science-y playpen.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|I mean… what a sham.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Barry Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We need to “sexy” up this hab model. The modern, fatso astronaut just isn't impressed by yesterday's design compromises.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Icon}}
{{TB|We should emphasize our Mars mission's greatest strength -- partnership with some of America's most exciting brands!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Icon}}
{{TB|We're talking Mega-Charge Batteries, Draft-Pigs-dot-com, even Fig Glutens! How's THAT for sexy?}}
{{Tapped Out Barry Icon}}
{{TB|We'll sell ad space in the hab, then use the money to add all kinds of ludicrous, over-the-top luxury features.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Icon}}
{{TB|I love it. I am SLIGHTLY worried that making this colony a complete fiction will lessen its ability to accurately depict life on Mars.}}
{{Tapped Out Barry Icon}}
{{TB|It's a fine line, but I'm confident we can walk it.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Icon}}
{{TB|I am, too. I just wanted to hear you say it. Okay, let's start digging a hole for the Olympic-sized swimming pool.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Upgrade the Mars Colony}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Mock But Secretly Love Mars|3 hours|the [[Mars Colony]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Keep signing corporate sponsors and watch the Mars Colony blossom into a fully commercialized "educational" exhibit!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/The Marge-ian Chronicles}}
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 {{TB|I am, too. I just wanted to hear you say it. Okay, let's start digging a hole for the Olympic-sized swimming pool.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Upgrade the Mars Colony}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Mock But Secretly Love Mars|3 hours|the [[Mars Colony]]}}|colspan=2}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Keep signing corporate sponsors and watch the Mars Colony blossom into a fully commercialized "educational" exhibit!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

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 |name = A Colony For Ants
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 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|"The Marge-ian Chronicles" episode tie-in}}
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 |characters = [[Homer]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
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 {{THT|After obtaining the Mars Colony|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
-{{TB|It is with great excitement and a profound sense of honoring my calendar that I attend the opening of this… thing.}}
+{{TB|It is with great excitement and a profound sense of honoring my calendar that I attend the opening of this... thing.}}
 {{Tapped Out Barry Icon}}
 {{TB|It's a model of Exploration, Incorporated's Mars habitat! In every detail, it's just like the real thing!}}
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 {{TB|You could probably fit a puppy in there, though. Like a cute, little future science-y playpen.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
-{{TB|I mean… what a sham.}}
+{{TB|I mean... what a sham.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Barry Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|We need to “sexy” up this hab model. The modern, fatso astronaut just isn't impressed by yesterday's design compromises.}}
+{{TB|We need to "sexy" up this hab model. The modern, fatso astronaut just isn't impressed by yesterday's design compromises.}}
 {{Tapped Out Paul Icon}}
 {{TB|We should emphasize our Mars mission's greatest strength -- partnership with some of America's most exciting brands!}}

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 '''A Colony For Ants''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|"The Marge-ian Chronicles" episode tie-in}} content update. It requires the [[Mars Colony]] to be obtained.
 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===