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{{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} They call this a Democratic National Convention? Hmph! Ain’t nothin’ compared to the whuppin’ we gave them hippies in ’68!<br />
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Now to present "The Unusual Achievers Award" to Ralph Wiggum and Todd Flanders for their unique performance art piece "Two Heads Stuck in a Drain Pipe"... our own [[Mayor Quimby]]!<br />
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} My daddy says Mayor Quimby has lots of grown-up nieces, and he likes to kiss them!<br />
{{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} My daddy says that kissing is the devil’s business, and we should demand a recall vote!<br />
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{{qf|[[Artie Ziff]]}} You know what I hate? We’re always at the end because our names start with letters at the rear of the alphabet! Well, I’m not going to stand for it! Are you with me, Yodelin’ Zeke??<br />
{{qf|[[Yodelin' Zeke]]}} ♪ Yodel-ladi-yodel-ladi-ladi-yodel-ladi-ladi-yodel-ladi-lay-dee-hooooo! ♪<br />
{{qf|Artie Ziff}} Philistine...<br />
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