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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A-Caroling We Go
|image = [[File:Tapped Out A-Caroling We Go Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|A Christmas Peril}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = ACarolingWeGo
|id = 263011 - 263015
|previous = [[The First Few Flakes]]
|next = [[The Storm Finally Breaks]]
|event = yes
}}

'''A-Caroling We Go''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|A Christmas Peril}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between December 25, [[2022]] and January 11, [[2023]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Say, fellas, I'm sorry I couldn't be more help. But next time maybe you should ask before you chainsaw the roof off my car and superglue it to the hood.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Plow Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Stupid Flanders.}}
{{Tapped Out Plow King Icon}}
{{TB|My plow died an hour ago. Are either of yours still working?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Plow Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Mine ran out of gas yesterday, and I hadn't plowed the gas station yet.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|The roof fell off the front of my car about an hour into plowing and then Homer buried it when he plowed past me.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Plow Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I said, "Stupid Flanders." You're not getting any more of an apology than that!}}
{{Tapped Out Plow King Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Guess we couldn't keep the roads open, huh? Any other ideas?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Plow Icon}}
{{TB|We did keep the most important road open. The one that leads to Moe's!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Peppermints|170}} {{Task/Optional|Make Mr. Plow Go to Moe's|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char={{Ch|Mr. Plow}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make The Plow King Go to Moe's|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char={{Ch|Plow King}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Ned Tag Along to Moe's|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Ned]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks for plowing the street out front, Plowmen. Business hasn't been this good in years.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Mister Moe, you got any more of that thar high-class drinkin' whiskey?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Devious}}
{{TB|Oh, yeah, I'll bring some right over to you.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Plow Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You have high-class whiskey?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|For you? No. For the yokel who doesn't know better? Yes. As soon as I drain the pickled egg jar.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Mr. McGrew's Stovepipe Oven]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We may not have been able to get the roads cleared, but at least we helped Moe's stay open.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|{{*}}belches{{*}} And that's what really matters.}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
{{TB|Who's ready to try the newest flavor of Duff?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What is it? As if it matters.}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
{{TB|Just in time for the holidays, it's new Peppermint Duff!}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Peppermint? That doesn't sound very—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Quiet Barney. It's just in time for the holidays. {{*}}opens a can and drinks{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Huh. I've never been more disappointed in my entire life. And I've got Bart as a son.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Peppermints|170}} {{Task/Optional|Make Moe Complain to Duffman|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Moe]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Barney Try Peppermint Duff|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Barney]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Take Another Drink|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Crying}}
{{TB|It doesn't get any better with the second can. Or the sixth. Christmas is ruined!}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|If the brewery doesn't start making normal Duff again, I might spend this Christmas sober.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Listen, Duffboy, you heard the drunks. I can't sell this swill. I need a new shipment of your regular swill.}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sorry bartender, but the Duff Brewery just got bought and this is all it's making.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Horrified}}
{{TB|No more Duff? Oh no!}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh yeah!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Holiday Duff Brewery]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. McGrew has been buying up businesses all over town. He's forcing them to change to be more Christmassy.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|I don't know what his goal is, but I doubt it'll work out well for any of us.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Mom, Dad, I need you to help me fix this.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, Lisa. I'm in!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I knew you wouldn't — Wait, you're in?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Mr. McGrew messed with the one thing that's unforgivable. He ruined Duff. So now I'll help you ruin him.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|While I may not share your father's enthusiasm, I'll help you too, sweetie.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Huh. I was really expecting to have to sell you both much more on this.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|We get it. Spare us the humble brag and tell us your plan.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't ask for your input. Anyway, the story goes that a miserly old man is met in the middle of the night by three ghosts…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
{{TB|Ooh, I know this one! The Ghost of Christmas Then, Christmas Now, and Christmas Later!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|…close enough. Anyway, if we perform the story for Mr. McGrew, maybe he'll see the error of his ways.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|That's a really derivative idea.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Again, I didn't ask for your input. So, the Ghost of Christmas Past is currently volunteering at the Springfield Men's Mission. Let's go!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'll get the car.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I'll get my coat.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What do you want me to get?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|{{*}}looks around{{*}} Hey, where'd everybody go?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Peppermints|140}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Drive the Family to Save the Day|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marge Be Unfailingly Supportive|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Wonder Where Everyone Went|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Wait for Inevitable Failure|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to the Springfield Men's Mission. How can I help you today?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|We need your help to save Christmas.}}
{{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sorry, kid, but I don't do the whole "saving Christmas" thing anymore. I put all that Ghost of Christmas Past stuff in my, well, past.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} {{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|How come you're a "Past" Ghost of Christmas Past?}}
{{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I got fired.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Why?}}
{{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I got accused of triggering bad memories and when I tried to modernize my approach, the Ghost of Christmas Present said I was encroaching on his turf.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Typical office politics.}}
{{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon}}
{{TB|So now I volunteer here. I'm not one to dwell on the past.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Rats.}}
{{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon}}
{{TB|What?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|I mean, maybe if you thought back on the good times…}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Peppermints|170}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Cheer Up a Depressed Ghost|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make The Ghost of Christmas Past Reflect Morosely|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[The Ghost of Christmas Past]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That ghost was miserable. Why couldn't he be more willing to engage with humanity like Casper or those hitchhikers at the end of the Haunted Mansion ride?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You know, "A Christmas Carol" is in the public domain. Maybe we can just do it all ourselves.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|I thought you said that idea was too derivative.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|If I did, it's because it was your idea. Now that it's my idea, it's not derivative at all.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|Do you even know what "derivative" means?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Springfield Men's Mission]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy Yell}}
{{TB|Hark! Listen all to this tale of good and evil! {{*}}checks notes{{*}} And Christmas!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Hey, hey, hey. Do you guys have a permit for…whatever this is?}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|It looks like a quickly thrown together amateur production of a classic drama. And, believe me, I can spot those from the back of an auditorium.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy Yell}}
{{TB|'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house—}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Dad! Wrong story!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|'Tis I! The evil Mr. Scrooge, here to buy up everything and ruin everyone's day!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. McGrew Icon}}
{{TB|Did someone call my name?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|He's here! This might actually work!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Or go wrong in an unexpected way.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Peppermints|210}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Narrate the Story|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Gorge]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Channel Mr. Burns for the Role|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Gorge]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Fret Nervously|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Gorge]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Mr. McGrew Wander Off Mid-Show|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Gorge]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|'Tis Christmas morning! I will spread my newfound good cheer across the town!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy Yell}}
{{TB|And a pretty decent Christmas was had by all! The end!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Eh, I've seen way worse renditions.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|I'll give them points for effort. {{*}}chuckle{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I hope it worked. Where's Mr. McGrew?}}
{{Tapped Out Tiny Tim Icon}}
{{TB|He left in the middle of it.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What?! Why didn't you stop him, Bart?}}
{{Tapped Out Tiny Tim Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Bart, who's Bart? My name is Tiny Tim.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And there's the unexpected way that I knew this would go wrong.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Tiny Tim]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/A Christmas Peril}}

@@ Line 68: / Line 68: @@
 {{TB|Quiet Barney. It's just in time for the holidays. {{*}}opens a can and drinks{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|…}}
+{{TB|...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Huh. I've never been more disappointed in my entire life. And I've got Bart as a son.}}
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 {{TB|We get it. Spare us the humble brag and tell us your plan.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|I didn't ask for your input. Anyway, the story goes that a miserly old man is met in the middle of the night by three ghosts…}}
+{{TB|I didn't ask for your input. Anyway, the story goes that a miserly old man is met in the middle of the night by three ghosts...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
 {{TB|Ooh, I know this one! The Ghost of Christmas Then, Christmas Now, and Christmas Later!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|…close enough. Anyway, if we perform the story for Mr. McGrew, maybe he'll see the error of his ways.}}
+{{TB|...close enough. Anyway, if we perform the story for Mr. McGrew, maybe he'll see the error of his ways.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|That's a really derivative idea.}}
@@ Line 156: / Line 156: @@
 {{TB|What?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Guilty}}
-{{TB|I mean, maybe if you thought back on the good times…}}
+{{TB|I mean, maybe if you thought back on the good times...}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Peppermints|170}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Cheer Up a Depressed Ghost|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Ghost of Christmas Past Reflect Morosely|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[The Ghost of Christmas Past]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
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 {{TB|Hark! Listen all to this tale of good and evil! {{*}}checks notes{{*}} And Christmas!}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
-{{TB|Hey, hey, hey. Do you guys have a permit for…whatever this is?}}
+{{TB|Hey, hey, hey. Do you guys have a permit for...whatever this is?}}
 {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 {{TB|It looks like a quickly thrown together amateur production of a classic drama. And, believe me, I can spot those from the back of an auditorium.}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|A Christmas Peril}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], [[Mr. McGrew]]
-|optional =
+|optional = {{Ch|Mr. Plow}}, {{Ch|Plow King}}, [[Ned]], [[Moe]], [[Barney]], [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[The Ghost of Christmas Past]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = ACarolingWeGo
 |id = 263011 - 263015
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 {{TB|And there's the unexpected way that I knew this would go wrong.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Tiny Tim]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/A Christmas Peril}}