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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Mr._Burns" class="mw-redirect" title="Mr. Burns">Mr. Burns</a>}} This coffee is especially good today Smithers! Kudos! Do I taste a touch of albino rhino hoof sprinkled on top? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Waylon_Smithers" class="mw-redirect" title="Waylon Smithers">Waylon Smithers</a>}...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} This coffee is especially good today Smithers! Kudos! Do I taste a touch of albino rhino hoof sprinkled on top?<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Just like you asked for, sit.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I don't know why, but everything tastes better when it's endangered!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} My jazz tolerators club is playing at a concert for the mayor later, and I've got to get to school early to practice.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Jazz tolerators?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} I wanted to call it jazz lovers, but the other kids weren't as enthusiastic.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers! I believe I've killed an employee!<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} I'll get the cover-up kit. I think it's still next to the snake bite case.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Attention, employees! Cease your inane caterwauling and pay attention! Today we're please to announce a new company holiday. It's called er... um... Cover-Up Day! So go home! Cover yourself up with blankets and remember, there's no reason to suspect anything!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} It's my worst fear. He's still dead, but nuclear radiation has reassembled his corpse!<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} I'm sure there's a simple explanation.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} His regenerating abilities mean a simple chop and flush won't do! We need something bigger to cover this up! A total nuclear meltdown!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} That was the worst music I've ever heard! I... er... ah... henceforth am banning jazz from the [[Springfield]] city limits!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Nelson's cousin}} But we thought you was a tough guy!<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} It's not like it looks. They were having an [[Andy Williams]] theme party! Who can resist Andy Williams?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey! Where is everyone? Even the night shift guys aren't around. Is this a surprise party? Is it for me? Nope! The place is empty! Well, goodbye Mr. pants!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Ah, Smithers, I feel for the first time that I've atoned for my actions! Maybe this is my first step towards being a truly good person.<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} You're about to kill thousands of people, sir.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, thank you, Johnny Moodkiller!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} To the emergency escape capsule!<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Why didn't we just use this hours ago?<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} With the price of escape capsule gas nowadays? It's just for emergencies!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} of course, I'm safe! Hey, did we adopt Nelson again?<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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