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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Clown Stays in the Picture|I Want You (She&#039;s So Heavy)}} {{Expand}} ---- {{Qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Your Honor, I&#039;m scared. Okay, I screwed up. If you&#039;...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Clown Stays in the Picture|I Want You (She's So Heavy)}}<br /> {{Expand}}<br /> ----<br /> {{Qf|[[Homer]]}} Your Honor, I'm scared. Okay, I screwed up. If you'll permit, may I read a speech in my defense?<br /> {{Qf|[[Judge Snyder]]}} Did your daughter write it?<br /> {{Qf|Homer}} Absolutely not. Sir, if an opportunity came along to give your kids a memory they'll never forget, wouldn't you hop in the driver's seat? A golden day with their dad. What could be more innocent? All I know is that as that gas gauge read empty, our hearts were full. Full of love. Love of what our country does best: build cars 60 years ago!<br /> {{Qf|Judge Snyder}} I'm a judge. But I'm also a father. A father whose ex-wife only lets him see the kids on summers and Christmas. I don't need you to rub it in. I find the defendant guilty.<br /> {{Qf|Homer}} Your Honor, I'm not the one on trial here.<br /> {{Qf|Judge Snyder}} Yes, you are.<br /> {{Qf|[[Lisa]]}} &quot;Hire a lawyer,&quot; I said. &quot;Waste of money,&quot; he said.<br /> {{Qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} This is what I spend my time in courtroom audiences for. This is my Starbucks.<br /> ----<br /> {{Qf|[[Marge]]}} Maybe I can make peace with [[Comic Book Guy]].<br /> {{Qf|Lisa}} Do you think so? He's an angry man. His favorite thing is ''[[Star Wars]]'', and he hates ''Star Wars''.<br /> {{Qf|Marge}} I'll talk to him.<br /> {{Qf|Homer}} Careful, Marge. He's a lazy, overweight slob. Don't fall in love with him.<br /> ----<br /> {{Season 30|Q}}</div>

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