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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top</span></span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 13:26, April 26, 2024</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l29" >Line 29:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 29:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Apu Baba}} I do not believe such a magazine exists.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Apu Baba}} I do not believe such a magazine exists.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Nelson}} Really? Okay, bye!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Nelson}} Really? Okay, bye!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Apu Baba}} Thank you, come <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">ag--Hey</del>!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Apu Baba}} Thank you, come <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">ag—Hey</ins>!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Man, carrying all this stuff was easier when we had forty thieves.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Man, carrying all this stuff was easier when we had forty thieves.</div></td></tr> <!-- diff cache key sw_wiki-mw_:diff:version:1.11a:oldid:1075990:newid:1264354 --> </table>

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<p></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 12:14, July 12, 2021</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l46" >Line 46:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 46:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Martin]]}} Not yet, oh captain, my captain!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Martin]]}} Not yet, oh captain, my captain!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Akira]]}} Excuse me! I am the chief chef to the emperor of [[Japan. He's grown bored with our food and is looking for a new taste sensation. What do you call this culinary creation of yours?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Akira]]}} Excuse me! I am the chief chef to the emperor of [[Japan<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</ins>. He's grown bored with our food and is looking for a new taste sensation. What do you call this culinary creation of yours?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Sinbart}} Hmm... Raw fish with seaweed on rice? I call it a taco!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Sinbart}} Hmm... Raw fish with seaweed on rice? I call it a taco!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <!-- diff cache key sw_wiki-mw_:diff:version:1.11a:oldid:1075986:newid:1075990 --> </table>

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<p></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 11:52, July 12, 2021</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l46" >Line 46:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 46:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Martin]]}} Not yet, oh captain, my captain!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Martin]]}} Not yet, oh captain, my captain!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{</del>Akira]]}} Excuse me! I am the chief chef to the emperor of [[Japan. He's grown bored with our food and is looking for a new taste sensation. What do you call this culinary creation of yours?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[</ins>Akira]]}} Excuse me! I am the chief chef to the emperor of [[Japan. He's grown bored with our food and is looking for a new taste sensation. What do you call this culinary creation of yours?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Sinbart}} Hmm... Raw fish with seaweed on rice? I call it a taco!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Sinbart}} Hmm... Raw fish with seaweed on rice? I call it a taco!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <!-- diff cache key sw_wiki-mw_:diff:version:1.11a:oldid:1075985:newid:1075986 --> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Clancy_Wiggum" title="Clancy Wiggum">Clancy Wiggum</a>}} Your blind date is here, your highness. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/King_Momar_Sharyar" title="King Momar Sharyar">King Momar Sharyar</a>} She is? well, send her in! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Hello. {{qf|King Sha...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} Your blind date is here, your highness.<br /> {{qf|[[King Momar Sharyar]]} She is? well, send her in!<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hello.<br /> {{qf|King Sharyar}} Aw nuts! they was supposed to blind ya! Sorry about my ugly royal mug.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} So what do you want to do on our date?<br /> {{qf|King Sharyar}} Dinner, a show, then I'll try to put the moves on you, you'll reject me, and I'll have you executed!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer Genie]]}} Look at me! I haven't had a thing to drink in a thousand years!<br /> {{qf|[[Aladdin]]}}Then you should have a drink!<br /> {{qf|Homer Genie}} Wish number one has been granted!<br /> {{qf|Aladdin}} Hey!<br /> {{qf|Homer Genie}} Genie rule number one! No take backs!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Aladdin}} I'm a widower! My wife was the only woman I'd ever want to see in a cage. Wait, forget I said that!<br /> {{qf|Homer Genie}} Wish number three granted! I'll forget this conversation!<br /> {{qf|Aladdin}} That's not fair. That was my last wish!<br /> {{qf|Homer Genie}} What's not fair? You've only used two wishes as far as I remember!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Maude]]}} Wait until my mother hears what you were up to while I was gone!<br /> {{qf|Aladdin}} Your mother? But she's dead!<br /> {{qf|Maude}} And I expect you to bring her back as well!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Um... excuse me, sit.<br /> {{qf|[[Apu Baba]]}} Yes?<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} Do you have the latest edition of Distraction Magazine?<br /> {{qf|Apu Baba}} I do not believe such a magazine exists.<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} Really? Okay, bye!<br /> {{qf|Apu Baba}} Thank you, come ag--Hey!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Man, carrying all this stuff was easier when we had forty thieves.<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} Well, the other thirty-six wanted medical and dental, so we had to let them go!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Jimbo}} I recognize those sandal prints! It's Apu Baba, the shopkeeper!<br /> {{qf|[[Dolph]]}} You recognize sandal prints?<br /> {{qf|Jimbo}} I admire a good pair of shoes! So what?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Apu Baba}} What a mess! Sesame! Clean up on aisle one!<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} Sesame?<br /> {{qf|[[Sesame]]}} Sorry, boss, but he offered both medical and dental!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Sinbart]]}} You guys see any cash floating in the ocean?<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Nope!<br /> {{qf|[[Martin]]}} Not yet, oh captain, my captain!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[{Akira]]}} Excuse me! I am the chief chef to the emperor of [[Japan. He's grown bored with our food and is looking for a new taste sensation. What do you call this culinary creation of yours?<br /> {{qf|Sinbart}} Hmm... Raw fish with seaweed on rice? I call it a taco!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} So, Sinbart, does this island have riches?<br /> {{qf|Sinbart}} Well, there's good news, bad news, good news, bad news, and good news.<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} What's the good news?<br /> {{qf|Sinbart}} The island is covered in giant diamonds!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} What's the bad news?<br /> {{qf|Sinbart}} It's guarded by giant snakes!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} And the good news?<br /> {{qf|Sinbart}} There are giant snake-eating bird!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} And the bad news?<br /> {{qf|Sinbart}} The birds eat people, too!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} And the good news?<br /> {{qf|Sinbart}} They filled up on Martin! Let's go!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Wiggum}} Don't be sad. You don't have to feel guilty!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh, I don't. I came here to assassinate him for executing my sisters after their dates with him.<br /> {{qf|Wiggum}} Well, great plan killing him with your dull story!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} My plan was to wait until he was asleep, transform into an elephant, and stomp him to death.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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