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'''...Moe's Tried and Almost Successful Pickup Lines!''' is list of pickup lines by [[Moe]] in ''[[The Book of Moe]]''.
==Pickup lines==
*Babe, you owe me a buck thirty-nine: you're so hot, you curdled the yogurti n my fanny pack.
*Darlin', standlin' next to you does the impossible... it makes me even uglier.
*Well, you're obvioisly an angel, so I guess your wings got ampuatated, huh? Did God kick you out for stealin' or something'?
*Your daddy musta worked at Ikea because you are put togehter nice!
*Finally! You're here! I ordered a tall drink of water and hour ago!
*Wow, I never thought I'd see an angel in a craphouse like this.
*(Or if you wanna get a good look at here rack...) baby, mind if I put some breadcrumbs down your blouse, 'cuz I am lost in your eyes.
*Can I buy you dinner? You obviosuly like strappin' on the feedbag.
*Honey, it's all right if you got a temper, 'cuz I can take a punch.
*Listen, gorgeous, if you're lookin' for an east mark to seduce and steal his identity... I'm your man.
*Holy God, I shouldn't even be talkin' to you. it's like a disfigured rat chattin' up a unicorn.
*Baby, you need a "YOU ARE HERE", sign on your forehead 'cuz I am laost in your eyes.
*Listen, do you happen to have a blind twin sister?
*I'm not officially a hunchback, but if you find that kinda thing romantic, I'm pretty much there.
*Man, I want to be frozen until science can discovere a way for men like me to have a change with women like you.
*Wow, if you were, like a type of factory or somethin' you'd be an oil refinerty... because the word "Fine" is in it.
*Noy you are a girl worth puttin' on deodorant for.
*Hey, if you Spring for me, I'll Fall for you. Please don't hit me.
*What's your sign, baby? Mine's "No Fat Chicks."
*Baby, watch out! You got so many curves you're makin' me carsick!
*Why don't you go out with me and confuse everybody who belives in Natural Selection?
*You're so sweet, there oughta be ants crawling all over ya.
*Can I buy you a drink? It'll help you tolerate my face. And my voice. And my smell.
*Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.
*Hi. Please don't mace me.
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 *Well, you're obviously an angel, so I guess your wings got amputated, huh? Did God kick you out for stealin' or something'?
 *Your daddy musta worked at Ikea because you are put together nice!
-*Finally! You're here! I ordered a tall drink of water and hour ago!
+*Finally! You're here! I ordered a tall drink of water an hour ago!
 *Wow, I never thought I'd see an angel in a craphouse like this.
 *(Or if you wanna get a good look at here rack...) baby, mind if I put some breadcrumbs down your blouse, 'cuz I am lost in your eyes.
 *Can I buy you dinner? You obviously like strappin' on the feedbag.
 *Honey, it's all right if you got a temper, 'cuz I can take a punch.
-*Listen, gorgeous, if you're lookin' for an east mark to seduce and steal his identity... I'm your man.
+*Listen, gorgeous, if you're lookin' for an easy mark to seduce and steal his identity... I'm your man.
 *Holy God, I shouldn't even be talkin' to you. it's like a disfigured rat chattin' up a unicorn.
 *Baby, you need a "YOU ARE HERE", sign on your forehead 'cuz I am lost in your eyes.
 *Listen, do you happen to have a blind twin sister?
 *I'm not officially a hunchback, but if you find that kinda thing romantic, I'm pretty much there.
-*Man, I want to be frozen until science can discover a way for men like me to have a change with women like you.
+*Man, I want to be frozen until science can discover a way for men like me to have a chance with women like you.
 *Wow, if you were, like a type of factory or somethin' you'd be an oil refinery... because the word "Fine" is in it.
 *Noy you are a girl worth puttin' on deodorant for.

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 *Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.
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 '''...Moe's Tried and Almost Successful Pickup Lines!''' is list of pickup lines by [[Moe]] in ''[[The Book of Moe]]''.
 ==Pickup lines==
 *Babe, you owe me a buck thirty-nine: you're so hot, you curdled the yogurt in my fanny pack.
 *Darlin', standin' next to you does the impossible... it makes me even uglier.
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 *Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.
 *Hi. Please don't mace me.
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