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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Matt_%22Tex%22_Groening" title="Matt &quot;Tex&quot; Groening">Matt &quot;Tex&quot; Groening</a>}} Yeeeeeeeehaw! Howdy, folks! I&#039;m Matt &quot;Tex&quot; Groening, and I&#039;m your host for this here shindig! It seems a whole passle o&#039; folks&#039;...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Matt &quot;Tex&quot; Groening]]}} Yeeeeeeeehaw! Howdy, folks! I'm Matt &quot;Tex&quot; Groening, and I'm your host for this here shindig! It seems a whole passle o' folks've been wonderin' exactly how we here at Bongo make the rootin'est tootin'est comics in the west! So, I'm here to take you... ...Inside Bongo Comics!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Matt &quot;Tex&quot; Groening}} Yessir, why at one time, Bongo was run out of my bedroom closet! Times were tough, and the work was hard, but it all paid off when we finally produced our first comic, way back in 1957! We've come a mighty long way since then, cowpokes! For instance, usin' state-of-the-art technology now allows us to churn out thousands o' knee-slappin' plots an hour! What has the computer's mighty brain got for us this time, perfessor?<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} It says, &quot;Laugh producing unit Homer consumes tainted salmon, while Simpson offspring #3 is accidentally left at a shopping facility.&quot; [NG-HEY!]<br /> {{qf|Matt &quot;Tex&quot; Groening}} Hear that? Another comedy gem!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Matt &quot;Tex&quot; Groening}} To get that real-life look, our artists sometimes use live models... Often, these people are folks who work right here at Bongo! This here little filly's been our Lisa model for nigh on eight years, now!<br /> {{qf|Goth girl}} All around me is darkness and despair.<br /> {{qf|Matt &quot;Tex&quot; Groening}} You said a mouthful, little lady!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Matt &quot;Tex&quot; Groening}} After the artists draw the story in pencil, then it's off to our inking room! Here, talented craftspeople risk the dreaded black lung disease to make certain your favorite comics characters've got nice dark outlines! Sometimes they get a might messy in here!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Matt &quot;Tex&quot; Groening}} And this poor, twisted critter doesn't do nothin' but fill the word balloons all the live-long day! He might look fierce, but he's mostly harmless. Little known fact: he can't even read! He has no idea what he's letterin'! Heh. I always get a chuckle outta that!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Matt &quot;Tex&quot; Groening}} So that's it, amigos and amigas! That's your insider tour of Bongo Comics! Be sure to join us next week when we see what it's like inside a real live corporate takeover! 'Til then, make yours Bongo!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Inside Bongo Comics!/Quotes}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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