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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|Text box}} Regular holes would be replaced by donut holes. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Mmmmm... Par 4. ---- {{qf|Text box}} Boring golf carts would be replaced by t...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|Text box}} Regular holes would be replaced by donut holes.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmmmm... Par 4.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Text box}} Boring golf carts would be replaced by the [[Batmobile]], [[General Lee]] and [[KITT]] from 'Knight Rider'!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Text box}} Water traps would be replaced with beer traps!<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} My ball went in. I guess that's a stroke...<br /> {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} I'll get it!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Text box}} All math would be gone!<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} I shot a 5 on that hole, and you shot a 12.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} So we're tied.<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} But I... Well, there's another school subject that has no use in the real world.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I think I bent my shaft again.<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} You need to change your grip and quit whacking so hard.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} At least I got a bogey, and everyone saw it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna use the ball washer.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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