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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = "Heaven" on Earth
|image = [[File:Tapped Out "Heaven" on Earth Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Heaven Won't Wait}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = HeavenOnEarth
|id = 267011 - 267015
|previous = [[Peace Was Never an Option]]
|next = [[The Gates of Wrath]]
|event = yes
}}

'''"Heaven" on Earth''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Heaven Won't Wait}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between April 30, [[2023]] and May 17, 2023|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Okay, so going to Heaven isn't a thing anymore. But God's not going to destroy us all, so overall things are pretty great!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|I don't think that's quite how people are going to take this.}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|AAAAH! Without the promise of eternal paradise, what do we do now?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Nothing means anything anymore!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I agree — but me and the boys are going to take this opportunity to shoot anyone we see committing crimes.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Angel Wings|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Run Naked Through the Streets|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Otto Set His Bus on Fire and Drive Around|4 hours|the [[School Bus]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Town Hall]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Otto]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Luann Get Really Wild|4 hours|the [[Wet Sari Contest]], [[Tabitha Vixx Stage]], [[Knockers]], [[The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Luann]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Kirk Remain Really Mild|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Kirk]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lou Shoot at Looters|4 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s|char=[[Lou]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Try to Find His Gun|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Wiggum House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|This is terrible! If this keeps up, the entire city will be destroyed!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Nah — that was too exhausting to do more than once.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Yeah, let's just call it a day and go back to work tomorrow.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Heavenly Garage]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|You people are ridiculous! You fall to pieces or just give up any time your magic sky father doesn't give you what you want or take care of you!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Wait, are you talking about that giant finger that comes out of the sky and—}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|No, no, that's totally different.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Look, the point is that we have always had the power to make heaven right here on Earth if we wanted to.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Say, I think Lisa has the right idea here!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|She does?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I do?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Angel Wings|155}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Argue For Improving the World|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[First Church of Springfield]], or [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Ned Argue For Making Heaven on Earth|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[First Church of Springfield]], or [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Wonder What They're Talking About|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[First Church of Springfield]], or [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We should do what Lisa said and build our own Heaven — right here in Springfield!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Wait, that's not what I meant.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So now is when Sky Finger needs to get to work!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Heavenly Pedicure Hut]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Building Heaven in Springfield is a wonderful idea, but to keep it truly heavenly, we'll need a strict zoning code and a Cloud Owners Association…}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|That sounds more like a Gated Community than Heaven.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|He has His gate, so we should have ours.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Relax, you two! I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Sky Finger, and look at the great work it did in bringing Krustyland to Springfield!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Honestly not a big fan of that move.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Angel Wings|155}} {{Task/Optional|Make Helen Lovejoy Try to Make Heaven a Gated Community|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[First Church of Springfield]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Ned Want More Clouds|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[First Church of Springfield]], or [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Krusty Dodge Work|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[First Church of Springfield]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Krusty]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Okay, fine, Flanders. I'll get to design the left-hand side of Heaven and you get the right.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|But I want the left-hand side!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's kind of my thing.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[St. Peter's Desk]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Attention, good people of Springfield — and also heathens and atheists, I guess. Springfield Heaven is officially open for business!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|I don't like the sound of "business". Feels a little close to the whole greed and selfishness thing that got us in trouble in the first place.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}
{{TB|Lisa, relax. These Eucharist Burgers are delicious!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And they go great with Cherub Coke!}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I got a t-shirt that says "Kiss Me, I'm Among the Elect"!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Hmmm. Do they have them in "I Was Justified by Faith"?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Angel Wings|155}} {{Task/Job|Make Ned Admire His Great Work|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Ride the Bumper Clouds|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]|5}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Adults}} Enjoy the Red Sea Splash|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]|5}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat Deep-Fried Angel Food Cake|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|I can't believe anyone who is genuinely religious thinks this is a good idea.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Of course we do! After all, we did have an expert advisor.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|This place is…}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|AWESOME!}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Real Heaven is so boring.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Regular Heaven]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay, let me get this straight. I deny you Heaven, and you people thought you could just replicate my divine work…with a theme park?}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not everything is about you, DAD!}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I mean, it's hard to imagine any of these rides passed any sort of safety inspection, and these Tetragram Tenders are way too dry.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|He's not wrong about that. They could definitely use more Sacrament Sauce.}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|If you're going to build a theme park based on my home, you could at least build something that doesn't suck.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Nothing I do is ever good enough for you!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Angel Wings|195}} {{Task/Optional|Make God Nitpick Springfield Heaven|4 hours|[[Regular Heaven]], the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[God]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Jesus Throw a Tantrum|4 hours|[[Regular Heaven]], the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Jesus Christ]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Ned Feel Disappointed|4 hours|[[Regular Heaven]], the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay, you hotshots think you can just build your Heaven without me, maybe you don't need Me either!}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We'll see how you do without a god. I'm out!}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm going to turn the wall into a dome so I won't ever have to see this eyesore or any of you ever again.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We could still come in from below. Clouds are pretty easy to tunnel through, to be honest.}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fine — I'll build another dome going down.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|You're talking about a ball.}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Build the ball! Build the ball!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Heaven Reception]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Heaven Won't Wait}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Heaven on Earth}}

@@ Line 71: / Line 71: @@
 {{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Building Heaven in Springfield is a wonderful idea, but to keep it truly heavenly, we'll need a strict zoning code and a Cloud Owners Association…}}
+{{TB|Building Heaven in Springfield is a wonderful idea, but to keep it truly heavenly, we'll need a strict zoning code and a Cloud Owners Association...}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Suspicious}}
 {{TB|That sounds more like a Gated Community than Heaven.}}
@@ Line 111: / Line 111: @@
 {{TB|Of course we do! After all, we did have an expert advisor.}}
 {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
-{{TB|This place is…}}
+{{TB|This place is...}}
 {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|AWESOME!}}
@@ Line 123: / Line 123: @@
 {{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Okay, let me get this straight. I deny you Heaven, and you people thought you could just replicate my divine work…with a theme park?}}
+{{TB|Okay, let me get this straight. I deny you Heaven, and you people thought you could just replicate my divine work...with a theme park?}}
 {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Not everything is about you, DAD!}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Heaven Won't Wait}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], [[Ned]], {{TOCG|Youngster}}s, {{TOCG|Adult}}s
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Otto]], [[Luann]], [[Kirk]], [[Lou]], [[Wiggum]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Krusty]], [[God]], [[Jesus Christ]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = HeavenOnEarth
 |id = 267011 - 267015
@@ Line 105: / Line 105: @@
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 {{TB|Hmmm. Do they have them in "I Was Justified by Faith"?}}
-{{THT|{{Task|Collect Angel Wings|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ned Admire His Great Work|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Ride the Bumper Clouds|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]|5}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Adults}} Enjoy the Red Sea Splash|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat Deep-Fried Angel Food Cake|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task|Collect Angel Wings|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ned Admire His Great Work|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Ride the Bumper Clouds|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]|5}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Adult}}s Enjoy the Red Sea Splash|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat Deep-Fried Angel Food Cake|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Playscape]], [[Candy Heaven]], [[Heaven]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
 {{TB|I can't believe anyone who is genuinely religious thinks this is a good idea.}}
@@ Line 150: / Line 150: @@
 {{TB|Build the ball! Build the ball!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Heaven Reception]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Heaven Won't Wait}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Heaven on Earth}}