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== Men of Brew Words ==
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{{THT|After the user logs in on July 14th:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, Moe's Tavern...the best drink of all time was invented right here!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|The sign says "NO UNPROMPTED DECLARATIONS WHEN ENTERING" — so get lost, weirdo!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>entering Moe's Tavern<nowiki>*</nowiki> I'm never going to Alaska again! Baseball's a second-tier sport! Funnel cake should be sold everywhere, not just amusement parks!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hi there, Homer! I'll get you your usual.}}
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
{{TB|Homer Simpson and Moe Szyslak — just the two people I came all this way to see!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Moe, who is this jerk?}}
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
{{TB|Harv Bannister. Tipsy McStagger's Good Time Drinking and Eating Emporium.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, I know this jerk! You're that news anchor who fell face-first into that alligator! I thought you died!}}
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
{{TB|That wasn't me. And yes, he did die.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, you do look vaguely familiar though... You a loan shark from Kansas City? Because I've never been there before. Never.}}
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
{{TB|I'm the guy who tried to buy the secret recipe to the Flaming Moe off of you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The drink that I invented, then Moe stole and renamed after himself?!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't steal nothing! I created the Flaming Moe!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's called the Flaming Homer and Homer invented it — and Homer is me!}}
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
{{TB|Look, I'm on the hunt to introduce the next Flaming Moe...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Flaming Homer!}}
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
{{TB|...and I thought I could put your genius inventing heads together to create the next drinking sensation!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|What's in it for us?}}
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
{{TB|A substantial cash prize of course!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woo-hoo! A vague amount of money!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I could pay that Kansas City loan shark back!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Insist He's the Drink-Inventing Genius (6s, Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, Eatery or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Insist He Can Create a Better Drink (6s, Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, Eatery or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, I know you have strong feelings about all this "who invented what" nonsense, but if we don't work together, no one gets the prize money.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, fine. I guess we'll team up to create the greatest drink of all time...}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|So...should we start by choosing what kind of glass it's served in?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sure, at least that'll be easy...}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|How 'bout a small tumbler? You know, like the ones I used when I invented the Flaming Moe.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I INVENTED IT!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Flaming Moe — trademark: Moe Szyslak!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|If you had WiFi at this crappy bar, I'd log on to Disney+ right now and show you the video of me inventing it!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, along with having no internet, my bar has a strict "NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL" policy! So, get outta here!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm done with this lousy dive bar anyway!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? Drown all your troubles at some other place?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm going to a bar where there's good internet and people that don't steal all your ideas!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|A bar that has internet isn't a bar — it's a coffee shop with a liquor license!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Lenny, Carl, Barney — let's go.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, you wanted us to go with you? This bar's kind of the only place where we exist.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I don't know where else I'd go. I don't think I have a house here...}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|I thought you had a townhome?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe? It's all unclear.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>burps<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I don't need you guys anyway! Goodbye forever!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|And stay out!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|He'll be back...right?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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== The Long Way Homer ==
=== The Long Way Homer Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After completing Men of Brew Words:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Lousy Moe-supporting jerks! Look at me, I'm Lenny and I just love that apron-wearing drink thief!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Luckily there's a million good bars in Springfield I can go to.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>walking past bars<nowiki>*</nowiki> "Coyote Rugby", "The Golden Wicket", "O'Darts", "Cancun Monsoon", "Señor Booze", "The Tsarina's Ice Palace", "Casanova Scotia"...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groans<nowiki>*</nowiki> These all sound too European, too spring break, or too cold inside.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, "The Bendy Elbow". I get it! Because your elbow bends when you drink! Finally, a bar that makes sense!}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, I remember you, you're Ned's neighborino. Welcome to The Bendy Elbow!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Usually I'd hate hearing the sound "ino" after a word, but I'm just so happy to feel welcomed.}}
{{Tapped Out Chester Dupree Icon}}
{{TB|Bend your elbow back, take a drink, and tell us what's goin' on with you, man.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chugs beer<nowiki>*</nowiki> Well, if you insist...}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Bottle Caps [x155]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Go On and On About Moe (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Eatery or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Everyone Get Sick of Homer [x3] (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Eatery or Brown House)<br>'''Characters: '''Capri Flanders, Chester Dupree, CJ Pro Bidder, June Bellamy, Esme Delacroix, Dave Shutton, Skinner, Quimby, Freddy Quimby, Sanjay, Mrs. Krabappel, Helen Lovejoy, Luigi, Agnes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|...so that's when I told Moe, "goodbye forever!"}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>burps<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, so we're just your rebound bar?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean—}}
{{Tapped Out Chester Dupree Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>shaking head<nowiki>*</nowiki> Not cool, man. Not cool.}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon}}
{{TB|You should leave now, rebounderino!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But the internet's so fast here and I'm pretty sure you charge less than 75 cents to use the toilet...}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon}}
{{TB|I said, get out!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== The Long Way Homer Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After completing The Long Way Homer Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Stupid Flanderses! Mean to me just because I suck to be around!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hopefully, this bar will be good...}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Homer, come on in! "Five O'Clock Somewhere's" is the best spot in town!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, is this a cop bar?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Unofficially. We mostly come here for the chicken tenders. They're fried to perfection.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Tendered chicken...}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Also, the beer list is huge.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, they've got Duff, Duff Lite, Duff Platinum, Duff Gold, Raspberry Duff, Duff IPA, Duff Zero, Duff Genuine Duff, Duff Lime...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, so many choices. I'll take one Duff, please.}}
{{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
{{TB|And I'll take a brandy, room temperature. Actually, make it yoga studio temperature.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Freelance detectives are allowed in a cop bar? I thought you guys hated each other?}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Manacek? We love Manacek!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, he's always spouting off weird Polish proverbs and solving our impossible-to-solve cold cases.}}
{{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
{{TB|An old dog always smells distant trouble, but don't expect it to bite the nose of the thief.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I like you, Manacek.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Less talk, more drink! <nowiki>*</nowiki>chugs beer<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chugs beer<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sips brandy<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Bottle Caps [x155]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Drink Ten Duffs (2h, Knockers, Beer -N- Brawl, Jazzy Goodtime's, CBGB, Eatery or Brown House)<br>If the user has Wiggum, Lou, Eddie or K9 Officer: '''Task: '''Make Cops Cut Homer Off [x2] (2h, Knockers, Beer -N- Brawl, Jazzy Goodtime's, CBGB, Eatery or Brown House)<br>'''Characters: '''Wiggum, Lou, Eddie, K9 Officer|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I think you should call it a night, Homer. You've had a few too many.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm fine, I'm fine.}}
{{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
{{TB|Look Homer, even a divorced mouse on a cheese farm can't afford his legal fees.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What's with this place? I said I'm fine — and usually when I say that, the bartender just gets me another beer.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Come on, drunky. Let's go.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What are you going to do? Shoot me? Because you can't! You lost your gun years ago!}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Is that true, Chief?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I really looked everywhere for it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>pointing<nowiki>*</nowiki> That thing in his holster is really just a label maker! I know, 'cause Marge has the same one.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Well, for that I'm labeling you "NIGHT IN THE DRUNK TANK".}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ha! That's too many letters!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I've got letters.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>shrieks<nowiki>*</nowiki> Run!}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Did he just yell "run" to himself?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I believe he did, Lou. I believe he did. Now, should we order more chicken tenders?}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Good idea, Chief.}}
{{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, order some for me too.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>into radio<nowiki>*</nowiki> Dispatch, 223: Tenders last seen heading south. Three more baskets needed. Also, some ranch reinforcements would be great.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== The Long Way Homer Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After completing The Long Way Homer Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm drunk, which means I need to find a nice comfortable bar to get me more drunk! Ooh, this place has food too!}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to Ramen Coma. What can I get you?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'll take a mega ramen bowl with extra chashu — oh, and two beers.}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, you look familiar. Have you ever been to a gross, sticky tavern with a mean bartender who's always kicking people out with a shotgun?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I've been there once or twice.}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|I used to work there when it was called Flaming Moe's!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, I remember you! Moe hired you when he needed extra help! I'm Homer!}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, that's right! I'm Colette. So what brings you out here tonight?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I used to be a regular at Moe's, but now I hate him because not only did he steal my Flaming Homer drink, but now he's making it seem like he was the one who invented it.}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|So you told him you were never going back to his stupid tavern again.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, how'd you know I said that?}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>shrugs<nowiki>*</nowiki> It just seemed like that's where your story was headed.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Anyway, Moe probably doesn't even care that I'm never going back to his stupid tavern again.}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|You might be surprised, Homer. Slurp some ramen and listen to a bit of advice from someone who was there when it all happened...}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Bottle Caps [x115]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Put on a Parka Before Slurping More Ramen (4h, Madame Chao's, Chinese Restaurant, Magic Palace, Crouching Panda, Hidden Egg Roll, Bob's Big Buddha, Nighthawk Diner, Skip's Diner, Eatery or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|...and if you follow that advice, I think you'll be a happier person who attracts and keeps the kind of friends you truly deserve.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry. I was having trouble hearing you over the sound of these ramen noodles, which, by the way, are AMAZING!}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|I was saying—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Could you repeat that? And bring some more noodles? And some more beer?}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|I was saying that Moe's Tavern is where you belong. Friendship is too important to give up on!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know... I did say "goodbye forever" and one day really isn't that close to forever.}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|What bartender around here is going to order you an Uber from Barney's phone after you pass out?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, you're right! Moe is my friend and the only bartender for me!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You have to come with me when I talk to him. I can't face him on my own.}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|But I'm working. I have six other tables I've been ignoring this whole time.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Hello?! Can anybody hear me? I ordered my ramen ages ago! Hello?!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I'm invisible. It's as if I've been banished into the Void by the Lords of the West! Is that why this place is called Ramen Coma?!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== The Long Way Homer Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After completing The Long Way Homer Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, it's going to be fine. Just go on in.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I can't! What if he's forgotten about me? Or laughs in my face for coming back?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And what if he makes me pay my bar tab?!}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|You and Moe are both mature adults, well not really...but you are adults. So if you're just honest about your feelings I'm sure everything will work out.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|OR...I can put on a disguise, sneak in, and listen to all the mean stuff he's probably saying about me!}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|Where are you going to get a disguise at this time of night?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I know a guy.}}
{{TBT|Narrator}}
{{TB|Several minutes later...}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|You want me, Cappie-nominated director, Llewellyn Sinclair, to open up the community theater so you can borrow a costume?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yes?}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>shrugs<nowiki>*</nowiki> Okay, sure, why not.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Bottle Caps [x115]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Apply a Cunning Disguise (3h, Springfield Community Theater, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Convention Center or Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, you won't blend in at all dressed like Robin Hood.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I knew I should have worn that costume from Cats!}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|A tail isn't much of a disguise.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Look, I'm solid green. I'm basically camouflage. I'll blend right in. <nowiki>*</nowiki>walks into Moe's<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Carl. Get a load of the subject of two recent big budget action flops: "Robin Hood" with Russell Crowe, and "Robin Hood" with the guy who played Elton John.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|I think you're in the wrong place, fella. The renaissance faire's that way.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Look new guy, there ain't no discounts on drinks for dressin' up in green spandex over here. Unless you're that green man who shows up to Phillies' games. Always wanted to meet that guy...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|They don't recognize me at all!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|What'd you say?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'll take two Duffs!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|That didn't sound at all like what you said previously, but sure thing, two Duffs coming up.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== The Long Way Homer Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After completing The Long Way Homer Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Pray tell, do any of you fine gentlemen know one Homer J. Simpson? I hear he's a famous patron of this establishment.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Aw, he don't drink here no more.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sad burp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|It was a whole thing, words were said that maybe shouldn't have been said, so he's dead to us.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I...I see. Well, I'll just be on my way then...}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|So is this primo barstool now available for me to sit on?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>pulls out shotgun<nowiki>*</nowiki> That's far enough. You let your keister touch that stool and you'll be eatin' through a straw for the rest of yer days.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|It belongs to a legend. The greatest barfly who ever lived in this garbage dump of a town. And the best pal a fella could ask for.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, aside from all the times he wasn't such a great pal, but I choose to forget those times at this particular moment.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Aww, Moe! Come here!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Ahhh! This creepy guy in way-too-tight tights is trying to hug me. Get him off!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Bottle Caps [x200]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Dramatically Doff His Disguise (4h, Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, Eatery or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Be Startled by Homer's Ruse (4h, Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, Eatery or Brown House)<br>If the user has Barney: '''Task: '''Make Barney Be Confused About What's Happening (4h, Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, Eatery or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Homer! You came back! I can't tell ya how glad I am to see you.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Look, I want to make things right with my pal. From now on, I'll split any drink-based invention with ya fifty-fifty, all right?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's good to be back! Now we can—}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer J. Simpson!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Uh-oh. I guess you're mad I'm not at home?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|No, I'm glad you're finally where you're supposed to be! I've been to every bar in town looking for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I went to "The Bamboo Bazaar", "The Tipsy Tetris", "Chain Fight Charlie's", "O'Darts", "O'Billiards", and even "The Pickled Beet"!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|At least before, I knew where you were when you were avoiding your family.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, from now on you can always find me right here at Moe's.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I'm so glad you two worked things out. Because those other bars were scary and weird. Especially "Chain Fight Charlie's". I really should have known from the title.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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== Homeward Bored ==
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{{THT|After completing The Long Way Homer Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|We're going to come up with the greatest drink since those toga-twirling ancient Greeks invented mead!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Move out of the way, White Claw, Fireball, and spiked kombucha, because Homer and Moe are coming!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|We have no idea what we're doing, do we?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Not a clue.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|What inspired you last time?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, it all started when...}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, you're just launching into a flashback. Ok.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It all started when Marge's beastly sisters came over to show pictures from their latest lame-cation.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|As I stared up at picture after disgusting picture, I knew I needed a drink. But there was no beer left in the fridge!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|So what'd ya do?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, you totally did invent the Flaming Moe! It's all coming back to me now!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I grabbed creme de menthe, Midori, root beer schnapps, and tequila and poured it all into a blender. But I accidentally poured in "Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup for Kids".}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|The secret ingredient...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And then after Patty's cigarette lit the drink aflame, the rest was drunk history...}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|So alls we need to do is combine the most random bits of alcohol and hope we accidentally pour in something super weird!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Then let's play some montage music and start dumping things into a giant cup.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, that's a lot of absinthe you're pouring.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, don't worry, it's super watered down.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Create a New Drink With Moe (4h, Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, Eatery or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Create a New Drink With Homer (4h, Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, Eatery or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Here it is, Mr. Bannister, the latest hit drink to take over Springfield and the world: The Fuming MoeMer!}}
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
{{TB|What? This looks and smells terrible! Is that yellow gas bubbling out of it?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No, it's not gas! It's fumes!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Beautiful, beautiful fumes!}}
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, that's a hard no! I can't even get this thing close enough to my face to try it.}}
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
{{TB|I feel like I'm going to pass out...}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Come on, at least take a sip.}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sip<nowiki>*</nowiki> Well, that was the most disgusting drink I've ever tasted.}}
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{{TB|Okay, got it, solid note...}}
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{{TB|Well, I guess Tipsy's is just gonna have to keep trotting out the same drinks it's always been serving.}}
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{{TB|At least pay us for coming up with the name "The Fuming MoeMer". That alone will sell some drinks.}}
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{{TB|Oh yeah, "The Fuming MoeMer" — using that is a good idea!}}
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{{TB|Woo-hoo! I'm famous and rich!}}
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{{TB|You guys didn't win the prize! Your drink sucked. But thanks for the name!}}
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{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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