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== Gameplay ==
=== Celebrate 636 Episodes ===
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{{THT|After the user logs in on July 11th:|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|System Message}}
{{TB|Maggie now has a special animated job to celebrate The Simpsons' 636th Episode!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: Maggie<br>'''Task:''' Make Maggie Celebrate Like It's 1879 (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|636}} and {{XP|636}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Poorly Working Title ===
==== Poorly Working Title Intro ====
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{{THT|After the user logs in on July 11th:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks for taking the time to meet with us, Krusty and Mr. Myers.}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|For my two biggest stars, Itchy & Scratchy?! Of course, anything I can do for you, just say the word.}}
{{Tapped Out Itchy Icon}}
{{TB|We were wondering if we could scale back on the mallet-to-the-head bits?}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Absolutely not, you scum-sucking weasels!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Without the constant threat of permanent memory loss, your cartoons are worthless!}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|But isn't there a way to... to... what was I saying?}}
{{Tapped Out Itchy Icon}}
{{TB|What about bringing Poochie back to take some of the heat off us?}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Bring Poochie back?! Kids hate him! He symbolizes when a game -- I mean SHOW -- has jumped the shark!}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Until you bring him back, we're on strike!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I don't need you! I can carry this show all by myself!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Krusty Have a Comedic Panic Attack on Camera (6s, Brown House or Krustylu Studios)<br>'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Boo Krusty [x5] (6s, Brown House or Krustylu Studios)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I can't carry a show by myself! I need breaks to sit pantsless in my dressing room!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|For some reason the censors hate when I'm pantsless on the air.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|You've got to get Poochie back!}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Frink, you're a huge nerd, do you know how we can revive Poochie?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|After that, how could I refuse? We'll need to get some scripts to feed into my re-animation machine.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I'm not paying some jerk writers to sit around eating crappy Chinese food while they churn out lazy scripts.}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Why pay professional writers when we can just hold a "Bring Poochie Back To Life" screenwriting contest for free?}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Let's use our fans' passion against them!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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==== Poorly Working Title Pt. 1 ====
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{{THT|After completing Poorly Working Title:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Oh brother, they're having a "Bring Poochie Back To Life" script contest. Could they be any more desperate?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I agree. I never think about Poochie anymore. Not Poochie's face, not Poochie's irreverent in-your-face attitude, not Poochie nothin'.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Poochie.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What's this file on your computer labeled "POOCHIE FAN FICTION"?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's, uh, an elaborate plan to kill your mother and collect the insurance money!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|It's not a plan to kill me. You talk about Poochie in your sleep.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|This could be your chance to bring YOUR version of Poochie to life.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Don't egg him on, Mom!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, DO egg me on, because I will need several omelets to fuel me on as I write a Poochie script!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Submit Script to Itchy & Scratchy Studios (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Submit Poochie Scripts [x5] (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Collect Poochie Scripts [x200]<br>On job start:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Yarr! In my version of Poochie, he's a LAKE captain, who's got TWO squinty eyes, and he's a misunderstood genius. Also, I based it on myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|In my script, Poochie is bitten by radioactive Peter Parker and gets the ability to take competent photographs.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|This just in... my Poochie script! It even has a punny title: "Death To Poochie"!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|The scripts are supposed to be about Poochie coming back to life.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|What about "Life To Poochie"?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Now your pun has lost its whole frame of reference!}}
{{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|There's hundreds of these script contest entries!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I haven't seen stacks of paper this high since I made all that money licensing my name to that paper company.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Who's gonna read through these?}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|I assumed you were...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Um, excuse me? Have you picked a winner yet?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|We haven't even looked at--}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|As a matter of fact, we just picked the winner... and it's you!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Me?!}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Your script was so good, we're making you head writer!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But the only thing I've ever written is a Grammy-winning album and a movie starring Mel Gibson!}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Don't worry, kid, you'll do great. You can start by reading all these scripts to pick out the best parts.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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==== Poorly Working Title Pt. 2 ====
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{{THT|After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>rips script<nowiki>*</nowiki> This is garbage! How can these amateur contest entrants call themselves professional writers?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Character development! Story arcs! Drama! ...are all things that are too old-fashioned!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I need to tap into what KIDS like!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Also, it's pretty impressive that I was able to rip an entire script in half...}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Youngsters Give Feedback [x5] (4h, Audience Research Table)<br>'''Characters:''' Nelson, Milhouse, Bart, Lisa, Ralph<br>'''Task:''' Collect Poochie Scripts [x200]<br>On job start:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Talking cartoon dogs can't skateboard... it's just not believable.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Poochie's funny "ha-ha", not funny "Haw haw!"}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Please don't make him rap again. Pleeeease don't make him rap again. And no buzzwords!}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|When I'm a good boy, my daddy lets me stick my head out the car window.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Find the comedic premise, heighten it three times, and get out!}}
{{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, I've gone through all the scripts, listened to today's youth, included all the latest slang...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|...drank six beers, and written the most perfect Poochie script there could ever be!}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>flips to back page<nowiki>*</nowiki> Looks to be about the right length. I'm satisfied.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woo hoo!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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==== Poorly Working Title Pt. 3 ====
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{{THT|After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|All right, Frink, are we ready to bring back Poochie now?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, the script appears to be roughly the correct amount of pages, which is all that ever mattered...}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|The only thing left is to record some sample voice over...}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|...which I will do myself, because people love hearing my voice for extended periods of time...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Not so fast! If Poochie's known for one thing, it's his signature sunglasses. Do you know where I could get a pair?}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a minute Homer, YOU should record Poochie's voice!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I guess since I was his voice last time it only makes sense. Now are you gonna make with the sunglasses or not?!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Record New Poochie Voice-Over (4h, Network Headquarters)<br>If the user has Roger Myers Jr.: '''Task:''' Make Roger Myers Jr. Begrudgingly Give Homer Poochie Sunglasses (4h, Network Headquarters<br>'''Task:''' Collect Poochie Scripts [x400]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You used your Weird Science machine, Frink, so where's Poochie?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yes, I believe he's doing what cool guys do and waiting to make a dramatic entrance... any minute now.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Yo, yo, yolo, bruh! Poochie in da house, squad-fam! We gonna get it lit in here?!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Ahhhh! He's trying to relate to us!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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==== Poorly Working Title Pt. 4 ====
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{{THT|After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Kids, put that stupid homework down and come watch this cartoon right now!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, I'm happy that Itchy and Scratchy are back, but why do they have to jam Poochie down our throats again?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Seriously, when they killed him off the first time, they gave us the day off from school to celebrate.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Because Poochie has been retooled to be super modern...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|...so you better watch or you're gonna get beaten up at school for not knowing what the dealio is.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|A guy who just said "what's the dealio" is lecturing me on being cool.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Shhh! Poochie's about to make a slam dunk!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Laugh at All His Own Jokes (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Poochie Dunk a Basketball (4h, Bicycle Basketball Ramp)<br>'''Task:''' Make Youngsters Hate-Watch Poochie [x5] (4h, Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Collect Poochie Scripts [x300]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Did you see him going up and down on that ramp? Wasn't it great?!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|He literally jumped a shark, Dad. My childhood is over.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It was good while it lasted...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I guess now all we'll care about are consumer reports, keeping our sneakers really clean, and which fruits are in season.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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==== Poorly Working Title Pt. 5 ====
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{{THT|After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It's four o'clock, I don't know what to do with myself. Usually I'd be watching Itchy and Scratchy right now.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Stupid Poochie ruined everything, with his lame backwards hat, and his in-fashion-again leather jacket, and his jump-cut editing.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|He's so dumb. Hey, what if we watched his show just to goof on it!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, we can scoff at all the parts where he does stuff that's so stupid it's actually enjoyable, but we'll feel smart because we know it's lame.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|And we'll stay tuned for all the commercial breaks!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, in case those are stupid too!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Youngsters Watch Poochie Ironically [x5] (4h, Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Collect Poochie Scripts [x500]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Oh man, so dumb. I can't wait to bash it at school tomorrow.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I'm gonna break it down beat by beat and mock it as if it were literature!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ah-ha! So you do like it after all!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|We're watching it ironically.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|We were laughing at the parts you're not supposed to laugh at.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But you were still laughing and enjoying yourselves, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. Ironically.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|...?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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==== Poorly Working Title Pt. 6 ====
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{{THT|After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Great work, Homer. The numbers are through the roof!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Today's show had the most viewers since that episode where I accidentally aided, abetted and then interviewed El Chapo.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Are we sure our viewers are laughing at the right stuff though?}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|They could be crying for all I care, as long as they don't change the channel! Now what ideas do ya got for the next episode?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Um, okay, what if Poochie stole a car, but it turned out to be an Uber, so he had to keep picking people up.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>laughs<nowiki>*</nowiki> That's funny.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, are you ACTUALLY laughing, or are you laughing at the idea that I pitched it with the intention of making you laugh?}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Enough with the philosophy lesson, just get Poochie in the car and make with the silly taxi rides!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Fret Over What People Are Laughing at (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Poochie Pretend to Be in a Car Chase (8h, Brown House or Poochie's Car)<br>'''Task:''' Make Youngsters Ironically Watch Poochie [x5] (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well? What'd you kids think?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It was actually pretty funny.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|The parts that were supposed to make us laugh made us laugh.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Phew!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Which makes it lame.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No one likes a lame thing that knows it's lame. That'd be like if Tim Allen started mocking himself.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, the smugness factor for us is gone. You screwed up, Dad -- you made the show sorta okay.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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==== Poorly Working Title Pt. 7 ====
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{{THT|After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 6:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Have you seen the numbers, Homer? It's not looking good for our old friend Poochie.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Or for you -- you're fired.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Are you firing me "ironically"?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|No.}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Also, you never signed your contract, so you're not getting paid. That's sorta ironic.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It is??}}
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|No. It's just stupid. Now get out.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Openly Weep Into a Bowl of Popcorn (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Youngsters Watch Itchy & Scratchy Sincerely [x5] (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, it was fun while it lasted.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Except all the tons of hard work I had to do and the gut-wrenching stress of wondering if people legitimately liked it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What'll happen to you, Poochie? Will they ship you back to your home planet?}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|No, I'll just stick around here. This planet's actually pretty cool... NOT!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>wipes away tear<nowiki>*</nowiki> Never gets old.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Recycling to the EXTREME! ===
==== Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 1 ====
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{{THT|After tapping on Poochie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Wazzzzap?! How's it hanging Itchy & Scratchy?}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|You dudemeisters wanna shred some gnarly waves?}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|That sounds...um, totally tubular, but we were just about to rehearse a scene...}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|How do you rehearse a scene where Itchy douses you in acid?}}
{{Tapped Out Itchy Icon}}
{{TB|We're, uh, method actors.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Too busy to put your life on hold to admire your best bro?! I see how it is...NOT!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Poochie Pout Like a Too Cool for School Teen (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|I guess now you want me to get off your set so you can do your "actor" thang!}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Must be nice not to be canceled. Not like I care. <nowiki>*</nowiki>barking laugh<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Aw. Don't give up, Poochie! I'm sure you'll be back on TV soon.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|You're right! Once I'm back on, my new show will make yours look like it's for babies. Uncool babies!}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Poochie out! <nowiki>*</nowiki>nunchuck drop<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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==== Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 2 ====
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{{THT|After completing Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, bring me another beer.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I'll get it!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Why're you so eager to enable Dad?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Because I'm making a fortune returning his empty cans to the recycling center -- five cents a pop.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I can see how that could add up.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|They give you money just to throw these cans away?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It's not just throwing them away, it's recycling. They take the cans and melt them down and make new things out of them.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|So they take an old useless thing and mold it into something new and cool, huh? Tell me more...}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Explain Recycling to Poochie (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Poochie Daydream About His TV Comeback (4h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|"Poochie Saves the Planet"! Just the kind of publicity I need to reboot my image and get back on TV.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|So this is all just a ploy to fulfill your own goals?}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Of course! Is that a problem?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Not at all, as long as it gets people to recycle more! I mean, why do I do it? Smug satisfaction isn't that different than wanting to be on TV.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Do you think my catch phrase should be "Bro, do you even recycle?" or "Recycling stinks, just do it!".}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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==== Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 3 ====
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{{THT|After tapping on Poochie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|What's shaking, kids? It's ya boy, Poochie, and I'm here to teach you about recycling!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Why does he think we don't know what recycling is?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|It's really not that complicated. You put the empty can in the recycling bin. That's it!}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|I know what'll convince you Poochie is always in your COURT -- an edgy yet educational rap interlude while I dunk a basketball!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Poochie Dunk a Basketball (4h, Bicycle Basketball Ramp)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|My name's Poochie D and I'm here to say...}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|That it's a good rule of thumb to start your raps this way...}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Let 'em know who you are, and what you're gonna do...}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|That way there's no confusion when the song is through!}}
{{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|See kids, Poochie knows how to get down. Word up!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|He looks like he's about to start rapping again. SCATTER!}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|P to the O to the O to the C...}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Why can't I ever get the kids to just like me?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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==== Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 4 ====
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{{THT|After tapping on Poochie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Give it to me straight fellas, how do you get the kids to like you so much?}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe if you try, you know...trying a little less hard the kids will come around.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Me? Try hard?! I'm the king of not caring. I do everything I can to show how little I care.}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Um...well, maybe do the opposite then?}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Great idea! I'll double down on recycling. Then they'll have to like me!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Poochie Film a Recycling PSA (8h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Youngsters Rebel Against Recycling [x5] (8h, Businesses or Houses)|colspan=2}}
{{THT|On Poochie's job start:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>dramatic voice<nowiki>*</nowiki> The earth stands on the brink of extinction. Landfills overflowing, pollution clogging the skies...}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Little Jenny meant to recycle her soda can, but she's still too young to read the signs...}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|She threw her future away with one mindless act, tossing that soda can straight into the trash.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Don't be like Little Jenny, kids. Recycle before it's too...late. <nowiki>*</nowiki>softly cries<nowiki>*</nowiki>!}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>triggers explosions<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Booyah! Thanks for having my back bros, showing everyone how much I could care felt really good.}}
{{Tapped Out Itchy Icon}}
{{TB|Kids trashed the town.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|What have I done?!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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==== Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 5 ====
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{{THT|After completing Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|There he is, Chief Wiggum! The bad dog that convinced all the children littering was cool!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|All right pup, come along quietly now...I find barking very jarring.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|The fuzz! Nuh-uh man, I can't go to the pound. Time to bounce!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wait! Poochie, where are you going? You left all this trash behind that I'll have to clean up if you don't...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Poochie Pretend to Be in a Car Chase (8h, Brown House or Poochie's Car)<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Clean up Springfield (6s, Debris)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|I think I lost them.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Guess I'll go back to my home planet now.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, Poochie, this is your home planet.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|You're right, little girl. In a manner of speaking, it's EVERYONE'S home planet.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No, it literally is.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Hold it right there, Poochie! I've got a whole slew of tickets with your name on 'em -- littering, accessory to littering, and MURDER!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Oh wait, that last one is also littering. You have thirty days to pay these off, now sign here.}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, you want my autograph?!}}
{{Tapped Out Poochie Icon}}
{{TB|I'm back!!!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}
== Premium gameplay ==
=== Scratching the Seven Year Itch ===
==== Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 1 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Happy anniversary, Scratchy. I made a special dinner, and maybe after we can get into some catnip.}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|It looks great, but I'm not really that hungry.}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Itchy made me a pretty big lunch of carbolic acid, which is pretty filling, plus it dissolved my entire midsection...}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|It's always work, work, work with you, isn't it?!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Well, work on this!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mrs. Scratchy Serve Scratchy a "Dynamite" Dessert (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|I've had it with this marriage! I took our wedding vows seriously, but "till death do us part" never lasts long with you!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
==== Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 2 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Scratchy's such a jerk! First he doesn't eat my dinner, then he allows himself to be blown up!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Well I'm not gonna sit around in a black veil waiting for him to come back to life!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|I'm young, my whiskers aren't grey yet.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|I'm getting on that new dating app called "Swiper".}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mrs. Scratchy Fill Out a Dating App Profile (4h, Brown House)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, profile pictures: the only photos I have of myself are me holding a book I never read, at a concert of a band I don't like...}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|...and one from three years ago that looks nothing like me. They're perfect!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Interests: Food, travel, and living my best life!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|...unlike Scratchy.}}
{{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, I already got some matches on my dating app!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Fat Tony... maybe he means Cat Tony?}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Moleman... seems like a furry creature indeed...}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|And Bumblebee Man... no mistaking what his deal is -- a Mexican actor who dresses in a bee costume.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
==== Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 3 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|I'm so nervous, I haven't been on a first date since I met Scratchy.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|It was so romantic. He took me to the purr-fect restaurant... picked up the "tabby"... used a bunch of cat-puns...}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>flashback harp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|No, don't go into a flashback! Even on our first date, Itchy was the waiter and served him coq au BLAM and blew him up! It's time for me to move on.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Bad Date [x3] (8h, Eatery or Bars)|colspan=2}}
{{THT|On job 1st time started:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|So, have you ever been on a date with a cartoon cat?!}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|No, but I sold cartons of RAT milk to schoolchildren. Does that count for anything?}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|...!}}
{{THT|On job 2nd time started:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|This is my first time using online dating. What about you?!}}
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
{{TB|I've only used Swiper, Matchr, AlrightValentine, eChoir, FarmhandsExclusive, Swingin'Christian, and m-date -- an app for dating Moleman.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|...!}}
{{THT|On job 3rd time started:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know what I'm doing... I'm not cut out for the dating world. I've been a wife for too long...}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry to go on and on... you're such a good listener.}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon}}
{{TB|Que?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

==== Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 4 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Is this what I have to look forward to? Meeting that string of weirdos has really helped me put my marriage in perspective.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|So what if I'm a widow more often than a wife? At least I love my husband!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|And it's really not Scratchy's fault.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|He's just trying to make an honest living, but that horrible Itchy keeps making him an honest corpse!}}
{{Tapped Out Itchy Icon}}
{{TB|Hi-ya, Mrs. Scratchy! Looks like Scratchy's still in cat-heaven, so I'll come back later.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Not so fast, you murderous mouse!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|You and I need to have a heart to heart -- if you don't lay off my husband a little, I'm going to chop you in half and make your heart TWO hearts!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mrs. Scratchy Scratch Out Her Itchy Aggression (8h)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Have I made myself clear?}}
{{Tapped Out Itchy Icon}}
{{TB|Whatever you say! You're the boss!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
==== Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 5 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Scratchy? Oh good, you're waking up.}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Hey honey, was I out for long? What did I miss?}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Nothing, I was just packing us a nice picnic. Let's go!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Picnic (4h, Picnic Spot)<br>If the user has Scratchy: '''Task:''' Make Scratchy Go on a Picnic (4h, Picnic Spot)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>happy sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Thanks for making this such a special day, sweetheart.}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|It was wonderful! I can't remember the last time I felt so relaxed.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, he's all yours, Itchy.}}
{{Tapped Out Itchy Icon}}
{{TB|Picnic much more fun with flesh-eating ants!}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>screams<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}
===For Real, Roy?===
====For Real, Roy? Pt. 1====
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for new characters in this game. Wonder who the next nobody will be.}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Bart-man! I'm sure the next new character they unlock will be totally far-out and hip!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Roy's right, Bart. I bet they'll even have a catchphrase.}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|Pow-bazow, Mrs. S., pow-bazow. Well, until the next new character is unlocked, I guess I'll continue filming my reality show "Roy Will Be Roy"!}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|Everyone smile for the cameras!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Roy Mug for the Cameras (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make the Simpsons Look Blankly Straight Into the Cameras [x5] (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Characters:''' Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|What's gotten into you guys? You're usually so natural and effortlessly hilarious!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I am acting in a perfectly normal manner, much in the way that I always do. D... oh.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|It's kind of hard to act normal when they keep hitting my hair with the boom mic.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|In their defense, Mom, the boom guy had to stand on another guy's shoulders.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
====For Real, Roy? Pt. 2====
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know, Roy, this whole "reality TV" thing seems a little out there, and, dare I say, desperate?}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, whoa, whoa! Save it for the confessional, Mrs. S!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Roy Tape a Confessional (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make the Simpsons Tape Confessionals [x5] (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Characters:''' Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie|colspan=2}}
{{THT|On Simpsons' job start:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know if my family's going to be any good at this... I've always taught them not to speak ill of others.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Don't get me started on Flanders! Does he really have to rhyme all the time?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh no, I'm doing it too! I'm screwed!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Interviews are for suckers, man. Unless you want to film me hocking loogies off the overpass... no?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I am so annoyed...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|...that everyone expects me to be anti-everything. I like reality TV! Especially the sassy ladies of "The Real Home Wives of Ogdenville". It's great!}}
{{THT|On Roy's job started:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|I'm really sick of Mrs. S. trying to express her feelings about people to their faces...}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|...instead of behind their back to the camera for all the world to see. Who does that?!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

====For Real, Roy? Pt. 3====
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks for trying S. family, but the show's still feeling a little flat...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, Roy. I guess our family's just too perfect for reality TV.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, get your old man a beer, and grab one for yourself, why don'tcha?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|If I've learned anything from watching Real Home Wives, it's that every good show has a great villain!}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|What do you mean?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Are you really that dumb?!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa! Don't talk to Roy like that!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No, Mom, I'm teaching him how to be a villain for the show! You blue-haired bozo.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Was that for the show too?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Sure...}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Roy Pick an Over the Top Fight (8h)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|Hey man, why you looking at my lady?!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, is this young hoodlum addressing me?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Don't worry, Mr. Burns. I'll defend your honor.}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, wait man! I was just trying to fight the old guy.}}
{{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groans of pain<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent work, Smithers. I daresay this rapscallion will think twice before issuing me any more challenges.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, Roy, you took quite a beating! It came out great on camera!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Unfortunately, Smithers was singing LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" as he was pummeling you and we can't clear the song, so the footage is useless.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
====For Real, Roy? Pt. 4====
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|I think I have to retire from the reality TV business, I had no idea it could be so dangerous!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Nonsense. There are as many types of reality TV as there are flavors of ice cream...<nowiki>*</nowiki>mmmm<nowiki>*</nowiki> ice cream.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We just have to find a type of show that's a better fit for you. How about a dating show?!}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|Like one where I date a bunch of ladies who are super into me even though I don't have a job?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Right! We'll tell them you're in "real estate", and at the end you'll get married after knowing each other for two weeks!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Roy Try to Romance the Ladies (4h)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|I don't get it, why wouldn't any of those ladies accept a rose from me?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You know, when a whole bunch of women with their own unique thoughts and opinions all don't want to date you, I say...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's them, not you! Here, have some ice cream.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
====For Real, Roy? Pt. 5====
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So Marge, in this scene Roy is going to grab your butt, then I'll walk in and accuse you of cheating.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, I really wish you would stop suggesting scenarios where your friends try to grab my butt.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|And I don't have time for the show right now, I need to take care of the kids.}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|Plus, you should really get your hair done before you go on camera again. No offense, no offense.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|That's it! I've had it with you two!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Roy Hide From Marge (8h, Businesses, Homes or Bars)<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Hide From Marge (8h, Businesses, Homes or Bars|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Calm down, Marge. He said no offense, that means you can't get offended.}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|That was great, Mrs. S. The camera loves you, you're the show's new star!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Me, a star? That makes me so happy!}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|Annnnd you ruined it. No one likes a happy, well-adjusted reality star.}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|The show's over, which means Roy's movin' out!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You moving in with some sexy babes?!}}
{{Tapped Out Roy Icon}}
{{TB|No, with my mom and step-dad...}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== A Tough Nut to Crack ===
==== A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 1 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|After unlocking Disapproving Squirrel:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, what happened to your head?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, it's nothing. Maggie dropped a bowling ball on my head.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|What?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It was an accident -- it rolled off the shelf. I mean, Maggie had to take it out of the bag and push it, but I blame the laws of gravity.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|This was no accident! Bringing all these cartoon characters to life is a bad influence on the kids!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Don't you worry, Marge. I'm way ahead of you on this and I have the perfect solution.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|You're going to get rid of the cartoons you brought to life?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Don't be SILLY. I'm going to bring another character to life: Disapproving Squirrel!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Disapproving Squirrel Silently Judge Springfielders (1h, Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|See? Disapproving Squirrel's not very funny, or friendly, but she proves you don't have to be violent just because you're a cartoon.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|And she kept everyone on their best behavior.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, in many ways, the judgmental stare is even more cutting than an axe to the cabeza, as it were.}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|...!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|See what I mean?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
==== A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 2 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Disapproving Squirrel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Itchy Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Scratchy, now that I've fed your eyeballs to that bird, you're... EAGLEY blind!}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|Don't do that!}}
{{Tapped Out Itchy Icon}}
{{TB|But that's in the script.}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|Believe me I don't like it either, but we're professionals.}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|No, no, no! No more violence!}}
{{Tapped Out Itchy Icon}}
{{TB|Step aside, squirrel, we've got a very important job to do. Now where's my mallet so I can play croquet with Scratchy's eyes.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Disapproving Squirrel Picket Disapprovingly (4h)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Itchy Icon}}
{{TB|You ruined the scene!}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|And you scared away the eagle. Now I'm never gonna find my eyes!}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|No! No violence!}}
{{Tapped Out Itchy Icon}}
{{TB|Cartoons with no violence are no fun! I'm gonna go stab ketchup bottles in my trailer and pretend it's blood.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
==== A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 3 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groans<nowiki>*</nowiki> These new Itchy & Scratchy cartoons are boring! Where's Itchy?!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|That Disapproving Squirrel isn't that bad, is she?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|She's worse than Poochie! All she does is scold Scratchy to balance his check book and clean the lint out of his dryer...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Why does a cat have a dryer?!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know, it is kind of funny to see her boss Scratchy around like that.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|See? She doesn't ruin the show.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Disapproving Squirrel Ruin the Itchy & Scratchy Show (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|Your sock drawer is a mess, Scratchy!}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|I don't wear socks.}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|Before you go out to play, I want you to iron and fold every pair, twice.}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|A well-starched pair of socks is a step in the right direction.}}
{{Tapped Out Scratchy Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>laughs<nowiki>*</nowiki> ...That was a cue for me to laugh at your joke, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|Less laughing, more starching!}}
{{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, that didn't take long. How many times can one show get ruined?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It was funny when she made him iron his socks at least.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> I was hoping a good role model would help you shape up, not turn you into a completely different person.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|That squirrel has got to go before you turn into <nowiki>*</nowiki>shudder<nowiki>*</nowiki> the Flanders kids!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
==== A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 4 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Order! We've had a number of complaints about this "Disapproving Squirrel". All from the same person: Marge Simpson.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I don't like the way that squirrel is making my kids act!}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Really now Marge, I would have thought you'd be in favor of Disapproving Squirrel. The two of you could practically be twins.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|What? We have nothing in common.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You do sorta have the same hair, and make the same face when you scold me.}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|Don't do that!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki> See? I almost kissed the squirrel thinking it was you! Do it again!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Disapproving Squirrel Imitate Marge (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, I can, er, really see the resemblance. I don't know whose vote to solicit.}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon}}
{{TB|Is that squirrel single??}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>holds up x-rays<nowiki>*</nowiki> Even the bone structure is the same!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|That squirrel and I are nothing alike! I'll prove it to you.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
==== A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 5 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Disapproving Squirrel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|Don't do that! Don't do that!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|No YOU don't do that! Don't tell me what to do!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Is this really what everyone thinks I'm like when I give them sensible advice?}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|Don't do that!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I am NOT some ridiculous, killjoy nag. And my hair looks nothing like yours!}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|Your hair is the only thing about you I don't disapprove of.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|That does it! I won't be mocked by some demented cartoon. Get out! GET OUT!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Disapproving Squirrel Get Chased Away by Marge (8h, Marge)<br>'''Note: '''The quest is bugged as it requires Family Fun Pt.1 to start Marge's job, a quest introduced in the {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}} update.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon}}
{{TB|I don't need any of you! You're all beneath me, you don't even deserve my scorn.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Now there's a girl after my own heart. <nowiki>*</nowiki>smoker's cough<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|I agree. How would you like a job over at the DMV? Best place in town to judge all the nuts.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== The Reality Channel ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After building The Reality Channel:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, The Reality Channel! What better way to experience reality than by watching TV?}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman TV Icon}}
{{TB|Yes Guy and I have the best idea ever for a reality show!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What is this crap?! A reality show about pitching reality shows?!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Try to Change the Channel (4h, The Reality Channel)<br>If the user has Duffman: '''Task:''' Make Duffman Pitch a Reality TV Show (4h, The Reality Channel)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Can't change channel... show... too... stupid... and... enjoyable...}}
{{Tapped Out The Yes Guy TV Icon}}
{{TB|Our reality show is so brilliant, you'll forget all about my freakish face and obnoxious voice!}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman TV Icon}}
{{TB|Watch as contestants pitch us ideas for inventions and we decide whether to say YES and invest in them!}}
{{Tapped Out The Yes Guy TV Icon}}
{{TB|It's "Predatory Fish Aquarium"!}}
{{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, that stupid show I hate isn't on! What gives?!}}
{{Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon}}
{{TB|We went broke. We were using our own money for the show's investments.}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah! And would you have guessed we wouldn't be able to say NO to any of the inventions?}}
{{Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Yeeee-- no, I really thought we could be objective... We're ruined!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Fireworks Factory ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After building Fireworks Factory:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, come quick! They just built a Fireworks Factory!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Seen a lot of factories, Milhouse.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I guess an abandoned factory isn't that cool...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Abandoned?! Why didn't you say so?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I thought the exciting part was the fireworks.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|The word "abandoned" makes everything cooler: abandoned mine shafts, driving with reckless abandon... Let's check it out!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Bart Set Off Fireworks in Fireworks Factory (4h, Fireworks Factory)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa! That was a ton of fireworks!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I still don't see why I couldn't go in with you...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Because if you were in there with me, it wouldn't be ABANDONED anymore. And that would take away all the fun.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|So you're saying I'm the reason it was so cool???}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, sure... definitely didn't have anything to do with the awesome explosions.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, I helped fulfill a criteria for Bart to be able to have fun!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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