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== The Unbearable Darkness of Being ==
=== The Unbearable Darkness of Being Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After the user logs in on March 23rd:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out British TV Announcer Icon}}
{{TB|We now return to "The Great British Boiling Show".}}
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{{TB|Exquisite boiling! It's clear that these potatoes were vigorously washed before entering the pot.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|He's right. Edwin really went to town washing those potatoes.}}
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{{TB|As for Elsie, her potatoes are tremendously undercooked.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Get your head in the game, Elsie! It's all about time management.}}
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{{TB|Homer, what are you still doing here? It's the middle of a workday.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The plant finally instituted a four-day work week — so it's my day off.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Then why do we keep getting angry voicemails from Mr. Burns asking where you are?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Phone Icon}}
{{TB|Get your hindquarters in here — posthaste! <nowiki>*</nowiki>beep<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Phone Icon}}
{{TB|Is your absence due to that four-day work week foolishness?! My memorandum clearly stated that I was adding four MORE days of work to each bi-week! <nowiki>*</nowiki>beep<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Phone Icon}}
{{TB|You nincompoop, we are facing a crisis-level meltdown due to your desertion! <nowiki>*</nowiki>beep<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't realize Mr. Burns was a "make phone calls to employees" type of boss...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, he's always leaving me voicemails like that. It's our thing.}}
{{Tapped Out British TV Host Icon}}
{{TB|And the winner of the Boiled Potato Challenge is— <nowiki>*</nowiki>power outage<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What?! Who won the Potato Challenge? Elsie? Edwin?! What's happening?!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|The power went out because you're not at the nuclear plant! Get over there and fix it! I can't see a thing in here!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, I'll go. But only after I find out who won the Potato Challenge.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|But we have no power.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge, Marge, Marge. I'm already hooking the TV up to the generator.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Watch "The Great British Boiling Show" (6s, Simpson House)<br>If the user has Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Search for a Flashlight (6s, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|I can't believe the power is still out. It's been a full day of this!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Could be weeks, Marge. Trust me, a bunch of morons run things at that plant.}}
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{{TB|Well, they're all out of flashlights at the store and the only candles we have left are these mosquito repellent ones...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I think the dog's allergic to the scent or something.}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>drunken barks<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>annoyed grumble<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== The Unbearable Darkness of Being Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After completing The Unbearable Darkness of Being Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Aw man, the generator stopped working! Now I'll never find out who won the Root Vegetable Boil-Off!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|And I was in the middle of my video game walkthrough!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|How am I supposed to kill "Ragnor: The Zombie Conqueror" without seeing someone walk me through the exact way you can kill him?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I curse whoever caused this godforsaken power outage!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You caused it!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, right.}}
{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, you know what will make this all better?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sgt. Sausage! Thank God you're alive! Did you finally win the war against the Buns?!}}
{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, "The Bundred Years War" has ended with our victory.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|List the battles you fought!}}
{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Do I have to?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>shaking fist<nowiki>*</nowiki> List them.}}
{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}
{{TB|"The Battle of Vienna Sausage", "The Bay of Pigs in a Blanket", "The French's Revolution"...}}
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{{TB|Keep 'em comin'.}}
{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}
{{TB|"The War of the Relish Succession", "The Coleslaw Uprising", "The Ket-chup Offensive"...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Mmm, hot dog puns.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So what are you doing back in my imagination?!}}
{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}
{{TB|I'm here to remind you that no matter how dark things may seem, hot dogs always make everything brighter.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So the solution to this blackout is me eating hot dogs?! Woohoo!}}
{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}
{{TB|I just got word the Buns have attacked Pearl Onion Harbor!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But pearl onions don't go on hot dogs!}}
{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly! Good luck on your hot dog journey, Homer. <nowiki>*</nowiki>disappears<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Godspeed, Sgt. Sausage. Thank you for all your hot dog service.}}
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{{TB|Marge! Do we have hot dogs?! I need to eat as many as possible because of the blackout!}}
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{{TB|Homie, are you talking to that imaginary hot dog soldier guy again?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Leave Sgt. Sausage out of this.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I hope cold hot dogs will do. Without power, I have no way to heat them up.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|C'mon, boy. Let's head down to the Squidport where they know all about the correct temperature for hot dogs.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Head to the Squidport (6s, Squidport Entrance, Bloaters at the Squidport or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Bart: '''Task: '''Make Bart Head to the Squidport (6s, Squidport Entrance, Bloaters at the Squidport or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Light More Candles (6s, Simpson House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Enjoy Quiet Reading by Candlelight (6s, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, we'll take fourteen chili dogs... No, fifteen.}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|Fifteen chili dogs? The only person who orders that many is my friend, H-Dog!}}
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{{TB|Deuce! I didn't realize you opened a place at the Squidport!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Dad? You know this hot dog stand guy?}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|Of course he knows me. He was my best customer at Deuce's Caboose Chili Dogs.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That's right. Hey whatever happened to Deuce's Caboose?}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|You stole the caboose and drove it off a bridge!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah. I sort of do recall doing that...}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|But it's all in the past, H-Dog...}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|Things are going great for me now! I've been selling all my hot dog grease to the Grease Recycling Plant and I'm making a killing!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, we tried that once. Not exactly what I'd call a lucrative endeavor...}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|That was before the blackout drove the price of grease through the roof. Since every store sold out of candles, people are making their own at home — out of GREASE!}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> But don't tell anyone.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> Your sound business plan is safe with me.}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> Bart. We gotta get in on this racket. Don't tell the hot dog guy.}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> I can still hear you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> So...is it okay if we also sell grease?}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> As long as I get 10%.}}
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{{TB|You've got a deal!}}
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{{TB|Simpson & Son Grease Co. is back in the grease game!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|We're back in the fat graft!}}
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{{TB|In the gristle grind!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|In the tallow shall-owe...? Yeah, that one doesn't work...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's the attempt that counts.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks, Dad.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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== Release the Grease ==
=== Release the Grease Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After completing The Unbearable Darkness of Being Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Look at all that juicy grease.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Are you sure Mom's okay with us maxing out her credit cards to buy a truckload of hot dogs?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Of course, she's fine with it! Do you know how much grease we'll pump out of these hot dogs?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I don't either. I was genuinely asking.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Anyway, as long as the blackout continues, we're going to sell so much grease, we'll be able to put Lisa through college AND pay all your future legal fees.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Real lawyers or those cheap suits that do ads on AM radio?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The ones who charge you a thousand dollars an hour.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But again, only as long as this power outage continues.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Do you see that?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|The power's back on!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woohoo! Now I can watch my British Boiling show!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No, Dad, this isn't good. Like you just said: if everyone gets their power back, then all of our grease is going to be worth pennies!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, crap.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Grease [x125]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Rage Over Grease Prices (4h, Simpson House)<br>If the user has Bart: '''Task: '''Make Bart Think Through the Business Plan (4h, Simpson House)<br>If the user has Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Go Through the Credit Card Statement (4h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Aww, man. Of all our get-rich-quick schemes — I thought this was finally gonna be the one to get us rich the quickest.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It still can! If there's another blackout, the grease prices will go up again!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, but it's impossible to predict when the next blackout will happen...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, there's grease supply, and there's grease demand. And you, "Nuclear Safety Inspector of the Month", control both sides of it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh my God, you're right. I can just click all the buttons on my control panel and it'll take weeks until those nuclear guys figure out how to get the power up and running again!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Let's pull the cord out from under this town!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah! But first let's eat some hot dogs and watch another season of The Great British Boiling Show.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Release the Grease Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After completing Release the Grease Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, we made out with quite the lumpy sum selling our fatty grease.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|And to think, all we had to do was sink the town into a horrible, prolonged darkness. Good thing being without electricity isn't dangerous at all...}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|My oxygen tank can't run without power!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You don't use an oxygen tank.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, but if I did, you'd be the one responsible for killin' me!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I can live with that.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, I'd say that we should sell some more grease, but now we're out of our only source: hot dogs.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What we need to do is go to the greasiest restaurants in town and suck all the grease out from under them.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|How are we gonna do that?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, Holy Sky Finger! Won't you, in all your benevolence, bequeath upon your lowly and addicted subjects the gift of more greasy spoon diners and fatty fast food joints?}}
{{Tapped Out Sky Finger Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>wags approvingly<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woohoo!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Grease [x175]<br>'''Task: '''Make Sky Finger Collect Grease From Restaurants [x25]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Pray to Sky Finger (4h, Sky Finger Monument or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Bart: '''Task: '''Make Bart Question the Existence of Sky Finger (4h, Sky Finger Monument or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Rev. Lovejoy: '''Task: '''Make Lovejoy Declare Sky Finger Blasphemous (4h, Sky Finger Monument, First Church of Springfield or Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, these restaurants are onto us. They've upped the prices on their excess grease!}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|I make-a the gnocchi, the chicken parmesan, the lasagna, the spaghetti carbonara — and for what? For you to buy-a my hard-a-earned grease for nothing?!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|If you want my grease, you're gonna have to pay a premium because 10% has to go to my agent, another 15% to my manager, and another 5% to my lawyer. And don't get me started on the alimony.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Arrgh, the Frying Dutchman does not negotiate with grease pirates! If you want our grease, you'll have to pay market rate!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Market rate?! Our profits are going to become razor thin!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Man, I wish we could just cut out those greasy middlemen!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent idea, boy. We should threaten to burn all their restaurants down in a "grease fire" and then collect their insurance.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What? I didn't say that!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, then were you saying that we should use all our profits to purchase our very own super-greasy restaurant to make all our own grease?!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I wasn't saying that either!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Too late! I bought a restaurant and we're calling it: "Der Homerschnitzel".}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What about "Der Bart-wurst." You know, like Bratwurst...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That is good...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But I can't change it now. I already told the game developers that it's going to be called "Der Homerschnitzel".}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Release the Grease Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After completing Release the Grease Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to Der Homerschnitzel. Can I interest you in a basket of Grease Balls? Or perhaps a Lard Chicken Sandwich?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I'll take two Hot Dog-stuffed Greaseburgers and a side of Greasy Fries.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer J. Simpson! You bought a fast casual restaurant without telling me?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Technically, Bart's a co-owner. So, WE didn't tell you.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|How could you do something like this?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge, don't worry! This is all just one of my classic get rich quick schemes!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|You never get rich, and if you ever were to get rich, it wouldn't happen quick!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That's hurtful, Marge. Take that back.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I'm skipping the parts where I'm angry and then kick you out of the house. We're jumping straight to the marriage counseling.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No! But the marriage counseling's the worst part! It'll feel so jarring to skip over all the other stuff!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Our first session starts in ten minutes. I'll be in the car.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, keep the business running while I'm gone.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And don't forget: always keep this fire extinguisher on you in case this place goes up in greasy flames.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>annoyed grumble<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Grease [x150]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Go to Marriage Counseling (4h, Marriage Counseling, Monroe Family Therapy Center, Walk-In Therapy Stand, Springfield General Hospital or Homes)<br>If the user has Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Go to Marriage Counseling (4h, Marriage Counseling, Monroe Family Therapy Center, Walk-In Therapy Stand, Springfield General Hospital or Homes)<br>If the user has Bart: '''Task: '''Make Bart Keep the Business Going (4h, Der Homerschnitzel, Krusty Burger, Eatery or Simpson House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Ask if There Are Any Vegan Options (4h, Der Homerschnitzel, Eatery or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: '''Task: '''Make Squeaky Voice Teen Take Over at the Register (4h, Der Homerschnitzel, Eatery or Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hot Dog Icon}}
{{TB|I see. And how does that make you feel, Marge?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Like my husband cares more about hot dog grease than his own family.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hot Dog Icon}}
{{TB|Mmm, yes. Homer, do you find any truth within Marge's feelings?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hot Dog Icon}}
{{TB|Homer?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Mustard?!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hot Dog Icon}}
{{TB|Homer...are you picturing me as a hot dog right now?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No. I mean, yes. I mean, hot dog.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Release the Grease Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After completing Release the Grease Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, we're hemorrhaging money! Running a restaurant is just too expensive of a way to make grease and sell it.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, so let's sell the restaurant and get our money back.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sell? No, the only way to turn things around is to come up with an even quicker get-rich-quick scheme.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I know how you can do it!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Is it a foolproof grease-based get-richer-quicker scheme?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|It sure is!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Grease [x125]<br>If the user has Grampa: '''Task: '''Make Grampa Explain the Scheme (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Listen Intently (4h, Simpson House)<br>If the user has Bart: '''Task: '''Make Bart Go Along Out of Morbid Curiosity (4h, Simpson House)<br>If the user has Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Schedule the Next Counseling Session (4h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I got a fix on the biggest grease stockpile in town. My old employer, the Springfield Meatball Factory.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|They have tanks loaded top to bottom with excess grease.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Now that's a spicy meatball.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But isn't the meatball factory run by the Italian mob?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Sure, it's run by Fat Tony's gang. Which is exactly why it'll have such low security. Who would be stupid enough to try to steal from the mob?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm stupid enough!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|You grab the grease and we split the cut 50/50.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, but you already told us everything we need to know. So you get a big fat slice of nothing, old man.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|To hell with your generation.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Release the Grease Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After completing Release the Grease Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, boy. You back the grease truck up to the loading doors, and I'll go around the breadcrumb silo and hook up the grease tanks.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, someone's coming!}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|H-Dog? Is that you?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Deuce? I didn't know you sold hot dogs at the meatball factory.}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|I don't. I'm only here because I got a fix on the biggest grease stockpile in all of Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, I guess Grampa's going around telling everyone about this heist.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|How'd you idiots know my old meatball factory was a grease goldmine!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You told us!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|No I didn't!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I only told my old pal, Deuce. I used to be his biggest customer at that wiener wagon of his.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It wasn't a wiener wagon! It was a caboose! I should know — I'm the one that drove it off a cliff!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Scram, Homer. These meatballs aren't big enough for the four of us.}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|Abe-Dog, H-Dog, come on. We're all friends. Let's just rob this place together and increase our chances of success.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That is a fair compromise. But is it too fair? Let me consult with my associate privately.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> What do you think, Bart?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> Let's cut them in. But if Fat Tony catches one of us in the factory, we're pinning it on Mr. Deuce Caboose over there.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> I don't know. I think we should pin it on that Grampa guy.}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> You guys really need to learn how to whisper.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|What are we whisperin' about?!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Grease [x175]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Pull Off the Heist of the Century (4h, Acne Grease Co. Truck, Der Homerschnitzel, Krusty Burger or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Deuce: '''Task: '''Make Deuce Pull Off the Heist of the Century (4h, Acne Grease Co. Truck, Der Homerschnitzel, Krusty Burger or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Bart: '''Task: '''Make Bart Pull Off the Heist of the Century (4h, Acne Grease Co. Truck, Der Homerschnitzel, Krusty Burger or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Get Stood Up at Marriage Counseling (4h, Marriage Counseling, Monroe Family Therapy Center, Walk-In Therapy Stand, Springfield General Hospital or Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, man. I can't believe that worked!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|And we didn't even run into a single guard!}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, there were a bunch of guards. Grampa neutralized them all.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I wouldn't eat the meatballs from this place anytime soon. That's all I'm saying.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa Grampa, you're a bad ass...}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, when I was in the war—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No war stories! Let's take this highly lucrative grease and get out of here!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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== Off to Mexico ==
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{{THT|After completing Release the Grease Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, all we have to do is sell this boatload of grease, and then we're changing our names and moving to Mexico!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Why Mexico?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I was thinking the Caribbean.}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}}
{{TB|What about Germany? They love hot dogs over there!}}
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{{TB|Well, I was only thinking Mexico because it's where Morgan Freeman and that other guy go at the end of that prison movie...}}
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{{TB|Not so fast, Simpson.}}
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{{TB|Mr. Burns! How's, uh, things?}}
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{{TB|We're onto you, Simpson. We found the security footage.}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> The one of me stealing your turkey sandwich out of the fridge and then accidentally dropping it into the reactor core which created a fog of deli mustard that enveloped the entire Eastern Seaboard for three months?}}
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{{TB|It was you who caused the Great Mustard Mist?!}}
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{{TB|No.}}
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{{TB|He means the footage of you intentionally causing a blackout so you could capitalize on the skyrocketing price of grease.}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>standing in front of a grease truck<nowiki>*</nowiki> Oh that? That wasn't me. That was Lenny or Carl! Am I fired?}}
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{{TB|No, now that we know it was you who caused The Great Mustard Mist, we can't fire you.}}
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{{TB|But Mr. Burns, we can't keep him on. He's a walking liability.}}
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{{TB|Exactly. Because if anyone ever found out it was our employee who caused the Mustard Mist, we'd be sued to kingdom come. Keep Simpson close. Oh, and make him sign another NDA.}}
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{{TB|Ok, sir.}}
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{{TB|Suckers. C'mon boy, let's sell this grease.}}
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{{TB|Uh, Dad. The power is back on and now the grease prices are tanking.}}
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{{TB|Why can't I ever get rich quick?! Please! All I want is for it to happen once!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Try to Sell the Grease (4h, Grease Recycling Plant, Springfield Meatball Factory, Acne Grease Co. Truck, Krusty Burger or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Grampa: '''Task: '''Make Grampa Move to the Caribbean (4h, Springfield Airport or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Bart: '''Task: '''Make Bart Short the Grease Stock (4h, Simpson House)<br>If the user has Deuce: '''Task: '''Make Deuce Hide the Heist Evidence (4h, Dumpsters or Homes)|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Marge! My get-rich-quick scheme actually worked!}}
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{{TB|It did? We're rich?}}
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{{TB|Oh, no, not even close. I just mean after I auctioned off the restaurant and sold the grease from our heist, we technically didn't lose money on the whole thing.}}
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{{TB|We're actually ahead thirty-seven bucks!}}
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{{TB|I'm sorry, the grease from your what?}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> Bart, she's onto us. You still have your bags packed for Mexico?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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