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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Wild West}}
|requirements = Wild West Act 3
|characters = [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Saint}}s, [[Gummy Joe]], [[Homer]], [[Skinner]], [[Bart]], [[Snake]], {{TOCG|The Simpsons Family}}
|optional = 
|previous = {{TOQP|A Fistful of Bothers|7}}
|next = 
|event = yes
}}

'''The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Wild West}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|Snake may have run off for now, but he'll be back. We need to protect the town.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|If we want fool-proof, iron-clad protection from those who would harm us, there is really only one thing to do...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don't say "build a church" don't say "build a church" don't say "build a church"...}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|We'll build a church! When you're in trouble, nothing screams "Lord, help me first, before those other people!" like a brand new church.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|In the old west, we don't build churches. We build Missions.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Missions? Aren't those a little C-c-c-c-c-c-atholic?}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Saint}}s Build a Mission at the Town Plaza|30 seconds|the [[Town Plaza]]|3}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Gummy Joe Tell Stories to Mission Builders|60 minutes|the [[Town Plaza]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Would you look at that? There's a Triple Eagle gold coin inside the mission!}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I saw the gold coin first! It's mine!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Any gold found inside the town limits is subject to tax. Also, the Mayor gets to rub said gold against his cheek and call it his precious. Very old law. Very important.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|People, we can't come unglued every time we stumble upon an old coin.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Don't listen to her! Come unglued! Youse guys, riot on those guys. I'm going to smash that lamppost with a baseball bat until doing that fixes society.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|WHY ARE WE FIGHTING EACH OTHER WHEN SNAKE IS STILL OUT THERE????}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Ominously Warn|4 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Overreact to Warnings|4 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|Principal Skinner, you've got to help defend Springfield against Snake and his outlaw gang!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|If you need a hero, Springfield has better options. Disco Stu, for example. Or Crazy Cat Lady. Even Total Coward Dan is significantly braver than me.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|Well, you have a gun, don't you? Didn't the NRA sponsor some bill requiring you to be packing any time you're on school grounds?}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|I can't even smile at a kindergartener unless I'm carrying an anti-tank missile.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Then come with me! And bring any weapons you've got!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Gummy Joe! Will you stand with me?}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Why me? I'm old. I'm not that popular. If I disappeared tomorrow, Springfield wouldn't suffer.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|BECAUSE you're old. BECAUSE no one likes you. BECAUSE you seem to be around whenever a gold coin turns up.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Rousing words! I'll do it!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 12 and Place [[Bart's Treehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Convince Skinner to Help|60 minutes|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Convince Gummy Joe to Help|60 minutes|the [[Town Plaza]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon}}
{{TB|People of Springfield! The day of, like, reckoning is upon you! Totally.}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Tell me where the gold is, and nobody gets hurt.}}
{{Tapped Out Brutus Icon}}
{{TB|Why Snake say "nobody get hurt?" Brutus want hurt people.}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Brutus, look--}}
{{Tapped Out Brutus Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Don't "Brutus, look" Brutus. Terms of Brutus employment very clear: "Brutus shall render people-hurting services to the Snake Gang, Ltd. (hereafter, 'SGL'). Brutus will have--"}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I know what the contract says.}}
{{Tapped Out Brutus Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|BRUTUS NOT FINISHED. "Brutus will have full discretion as to severity and breadth of Brutus people-hurting."}}
{{Tapped Out Brutus Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Brutus confused. Contract language seem crystal clear. Maybe Brutus make mistake?}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, no. Technically you're right.}}
{{Tapped Out Brutus Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Oh, so good of Snake to tell Brutus he right! When Brutus KNOW he right because Brutus READ CONTRACT.}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Okay, everybody. Time out. I need to sort a few things out with my gang.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Snake Ready the Henchmen|4 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|The Simpsons Family|the Simpsons}} Prepare for Standoff|4 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Gummy Joe and Skinner Prepare for Standoff|4 hours|the [[Town Plaza]]}}<br>{{Task|Collect All Finale Pieces}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After obtaining all Scene Finale Pieces|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|All Finale Pieces collected! Play it now to see how the Act story concludes!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Play Act 3 Finale}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Like, attack!}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}Gleeful cackle{{*}} Boom!}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon|Dazed}}
{{TB|Whoa! Old dude, not cool...}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hee hee! The enormous secret pile of gold coins that I've had all along is safe!}}
{{Tapped Out Outlaw Snake Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wait. What did you just say? You had the gold all along?}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sorry I let you think there was a massive pile of gold coins out there to discover.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I just wanted you to build Old Springfield, so your kids could learn valuable frontier skills.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|Skills like: tobacco chewin', gun fightin', rattlesnake tossin', "g" droppin' and horse-polishin'.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|Fortunately, I'm financially set thanks to the success of Toothless Joe's Gum.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So if you want the gold, take it!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You mean... we're finally going to have the treasure?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Place [[Forgotten Gold Treasure|Frontier Gold Treasure]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Dig Up Frontier Gold Treasure|3 hours|the [[Forgotten Gold Treasure]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
{{TB|It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Aside from my wife and kids'... pile of gold, should they ever get one.}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Springfield has sure gone through a lot to find this treasure.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|And for what? The only currencies valued in Springfield are Donuts, Lattes, and other random items of insignificance.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|So... you won't mind if I add it to my mountain of gold?}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Or use it to pave the sidewalks of premier property?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I dug it up, it's all mine!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}Sigh{{*}}}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|The treasure has been found, but the frontier craze hasn't ended. Keep playing to build out Old Springfield!}}
{{THT|Quest Reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{TNT|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the film ''{{W|The Good, the Bad and the Ugly}}''.

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