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{{Title|The Cropfather}}
{{for2|the character skin|The Cropfather}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Cropfather
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Homer]], {{TOCG|Wise Guys}}, [[Apu]]
|optional = [[Fat Tony]], [[Louie]], [[Legs]], [[Mike Wegman]], [[Cletus]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Quimby]], [[Wiggum]], [[Uncle Zio]], [[Dr. Dog]], [[Mike Wegman]]
|previous = [[Everything Old Is Legal Again]]
|next = [[Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance]]
|event = yes
}}

'''The Cropfather''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between April 19, [[2024]] and May 15, 2024|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman TV Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|It turns out something is still illegal in Springfield, and citizens can't get enough of the disgusting, highly addictive stuff!}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|We run the tomacco business in this town but where is the flood of the supply coming from?}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}shrugs{{*}} Who knows?}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|That's my point. I want YOU to know. Now go shake the trees.}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Got it, boss. Can I keep any peaches that drop out?}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Bring the information and the peaches back to me.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Tomaccos|105}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Send His Guys to Investigate|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Investigate Tomacco|4 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]] or a [[Brown House]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Cletus, how come you're not keeping up with the mob's tomacco demand?}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I only gots one small plot and no amount of mule manure will increase production.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Kwik-E-Marts got their demands too, ya know.}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Squeezed by convenience cartels? We'll see about that.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[The Confidential]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Come clean, Apu, where's your tomacco supply coming from if it ain't from us?!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Um...}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Don't make us break your legs 'cause we love doin' that.}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|And you know what they say: doin' what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Now s'pose you tell us who's supplying your tomacco?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|The Convenience Store Owners Oath of Service prevents me from being truthful so...}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|...may I interest you in a beef jerky block instead?}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Waitaminute. If your oath stops ya from bein' truthful, is this really beef in this jerky?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sorry. Oath of Service, remember.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Tomaccos|85}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Wait to Hear From His Guys|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Louie Buy an Absurd Amount of Beef Jerky|4 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]] or {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Louie]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Legs Worry About What's in This Beef Jerky|4 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]] or {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Legs]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Apu Tell Wise Guys About...the Cropfather|4 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]] or {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Okay. I'm breaking the Oath so that you're not breaking my legs. The man you seek is known only as...the Cropfather.}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa! That's a cool name.}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|So cool. But that's all you can tell us after we bought all your mystery meat jerky?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Okay...his name might also be Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Homer? Why is that name so familiar?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Cletus' Corn Field]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|Mike Wegman...time to take a little ride.}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Look, fellas...if this is about me missin' a payment, I can explain...by RUNNING AWAY!}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}grabs Mike{{*}} Easy there, horsie.}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|We're only lookin' for the tomacco "Cropfather". All we got to go on is a name — "Homer".}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You mean Homer Simpsons — my mentor at the nuclear power plant? He's a power-planting genius!}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That explains where he's getting all the radioactive gunk to grow tomacco!}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|If he's around radiation so much, how come he doesn't have superpowers?}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Homer Simpsons has more superpowers than [[Superman]], [[Spider-Man]], and Patrick Mahomes combined!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Tomaccos|105}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Mike Wegman Defend Homer Simpsons|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Mike Wegman]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Louie Worry That Homer Might Have Super Powers|4 hours|[[Cooling Towers]] or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Louie]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Legs Get Homer's Current Whereabouts From Mike|4 hours|the [[Mike Wegman Center]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Legs]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Wonder What's Taking His Guys so Long|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
{{TB|We found the guy who's supplying all the tomacco. He's been right under your nose.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Are you insulting the bulbicity of my schnozzola?}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|No, boss, no!}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|In college, my roommate had a whole hydroponics lab set up right under our noses.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|Legs, you went to a post-secondary institution?}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|On a bocce ball scholarship.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|I'm impressed. As your capo, I try to encourage higher education.}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
{{TB|I'm gettin' outta 6th grade this year.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|You best hold off on your braggadocio, Louie.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Spuckler Barn]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|This is the address Michael Wegman gave you for this Homer mook?}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|Howdy, city fellers!}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|When we were here before, you didn't tell us you knew who was supplying all the non-mob tomacco.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Enthused}}
{{TB|You didn't ask me no nevermind about who's doin' all the other growin'.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What is this slackjaw saying? I don't speak Bumpkin.}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|Relax, boss. I took Bumpkin for my language requirement in college.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Tomaccos|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Start to Lose His Patience|4 hours|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Cooling Towers]], or [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Legs Translate Bumpkin for Fat Tony|4 hours||[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Cooling Towers]], or [[Brown House]]|char=[[Legs]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cletus Explain the Tomacco Syndicate|4 hours||[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Cooling Towers]], or [[Brown House]]|char=[[Cletus]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Enthused}}
{{TB|This city feller moseyed up with a buncha mud nuggets and some glowin' green sticks, and tells the folks here 'bouts to plant 'em together and we'd be happier than a sow in slop.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Legs?}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|Homer came here with seeds and radioactive rods and now everyone is growing tomacco for him.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I don't care how long it takes — find this mastermind called Homer!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey! I think my name's Homer.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Springfield Sports Palace]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, I'm impressed with how you've organized these hillbillies into a tomacco empire. But there's one thing your operation is missing.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Don't say dental plan. With all these toothless yokels I employ, the premiums would wipe me out.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm talking about a partner. With my muscle and illicit business acumen combined with your radioactive material and network of drooling farmers, you can be more than just some guy selling highly addictive tobacco-infused vegetables.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} I could be a Godfather?!}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|No. But you could be...the Cropfather.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Tomaccos|145}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Butter Homer Up|4 hours|[[Cooling Towers]] or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Become...the Cropfather|4 hours|[[Cooling Towers]] or [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So whaddaya say...Cropfather?}}
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}crying{{*}} I've been called Crapfather, Crudfather, Flabfather... This is the first time I've been any kind of father that isn't an insult!}}
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon}}
{{TB|You've got a deal...Tomacco Tony.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Don't do that.}}
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Sorry. I just thought you needed a cool nickname, too.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|I'm good with the name my dear mother gave me at birth — Fat Tony.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[The Cropfather]]|colspan=2}}
}}

== Currency-earning jobs ==
{{Table|
{{THT|Task}}
{{TH|Character(s)}}
{{TH|Time}}
{{TH|Location(s)}}
{{TH|Reward|width=200px}}
{{TBT|Harvest Tomaccos}}
{{TB|[[Homer]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Quimby]], [[Wiggum]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Cletus]]}}
{{TRs|4h|2}}
{{TB|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or [[Brown House]]}}
{{TB|{{Tomacco|5}}, {{XP|45}}}}
{{TBT|Buy Bushels of Tomaccos}}
{{TB|[[Mike Wegman]], [[Uncle Zio]], [[Dr. Dog]]}}
{{TB|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Brown House]], [[Mike Wegman Center]], [[Springfield Sardi's]], or {{TOG|Shop}}}}
{{TB|{{Tomacco|8}}, {{XP|70}}}}
}}

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