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'''Stuff to Do''' is a list over stuff to do by [[Bart]] from ''[[The Bart Book]]''.

== List ==
#Trademark "El Barto."
#Buy more spray paint.
#Devise new and interesting ways to make [[Homer]] lose it.
#Find new hiding spot for when Homer loses it.
#Hide [[Lisa's Saxophone]].
#[[TiVo]] "''[[The Itchy & Scratchy Show|Itchy & Scratchy]]'' -a- thon."
#Think of new catchphrases.
#Devise new and interesting ways to manipulate [[Milhouse]] into doing my dirty work.
#Practice being more incorrigible.
#Put off doing homework.
#Hide [[Lisa]]'s [[Malibu Stacy]] dolls.
#Get studio audience tickets for [[Krusty]]'s show.
#Be first kid in [[Springfield Elementary]] cafeteria history to dare to start food fight on Sloppy Joe Day.
#Work on sass-back.
#Fine-tune [[Principal Skinner]] impersonation.
#Teach [[Maggie]] to spell dirty words with blocks.
#Hide Lisa's homework.
#Use the phrase "Blow this Tupperware party"more in conversation.
#Call [[Moe]]'s and ask for "G.I. Manidiot."
#Learn to sleep with eyes open in class.
#Hide Lisa's [[Happy Little Elves]] lunch box.
#Make a life cast of my butt.
#Enter butt sculpture in art show at school or make into lamp for Father's day.
#Hang out at [[Kwik-E-Mart]].
#Learn to burp the alphabet.
#Finish writing underam symphony.
#"Find Lisa's missing stuff. Collect reward.
#Science experiment: Replace Parmesan cheese in cafeteria with [[Groundskeeper Willie]]'s barf-absorbent sawdust. (Wen kids throw up, will Willie's sawdust be able to absorb itself?)
#Alfter report card.
#Get little red-haired girl to notice me. (No wait, that's on [[Charlie Brown]]'s To-Do List.)
#Convince [[Milhouse]] to let me hold his lunch money. Give it to [[Nelson]] instead of mine.
#Publish my memoirs.
#Pull the fire alarm.
#Petition to make ice cream the fifth grade group.
#Put mathballs in the beef stew.
#Hug Mom.
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