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{{Title|Springfield Heights}}
{{for2|other uses of "Springfield Heights"|Springfield Heights (disambiguation)}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Springfield Heights
|image = 
|level = 30
|update = {{TOCU|Springfield Heights}}<br>{{TOCU|Springfield Heights Chapter 2}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Mr. Burns]], [[Cookie Kwan]], [[Homer]], [[Lindsey Naegle]], {{TOCG|Celebrity|Celebrities}}
|optional = 
|previous = 
|next = 
}}

'''Springfield Heights''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. Parts 1-9 were introduced in the {{TOCU|Springfield Heights}} content update while Parts 10-14 were introduced in the {{TOCU|Springfield Heights Chapter 2}} content update. It unlocks the [[Springfield Heights]] expansion.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Smithers, what are those baboons doing in the break room?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Unfortunately sir, those are humans. The monkeys we trained have all been poached by competitors.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Okay Homer, we all saw "There Will Be Blood".}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|And read Upton Sinclair's novel Oil!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|No wait, none of us did that.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I don't know what you guys are talking about.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|All I know is that while you're doing it, I'm using this slanty straw I invented... to drink your milkshakes!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|That's Homer Simpson, sir. He's pretty much the one baboon our competitors didn't get.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Homer Simpson, eh? Well he's given me an idea -- to reuse an idea I had twenty years ago.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build Burns Slant-Drilling Co.|6 seconds}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We struck oil, Smithers! Finally I can join the trillionaires club. I just wish it wasn't so lonely at the clubhouse.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Just me and those freshly killed endangered species waiting to be stuffed and/or cooked. Maybe I should hire staff.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, an oil based economy usually brings two things to town: millionaires and an influx of young, brawny single men.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|So we'll both have something to look forward to.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Err, I'm not sure I follow you, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I'll have my financial peers and you'll have a lower wage due to increased competition. A Win-Win!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But more millionaires could be a threat! Unless I owned their homes. Then I could be their...}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, what's the rich version of slum lord? Eh, let's just stick with slum lord.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Find me a real estate agent!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build Red Blazer Realty|6 seconds}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns as a client? Finally, someone with the money, the gumption, and the money to build homes suitable for me to sell.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Homes? These people buy homes for their dogs! I don't need homes - I need mansions! Although I will need some homes for their dogs.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|The only area that fits that description is Springfield Heights. And lucky for you it's on my turf – the West Side.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, so that's west, is it? We've never really had a compass direction in this town before.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Unfortunately it's separated from the town by a chain of mountains.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|If only there were someone in Springfield known to occasionally walk around throwing dynamite.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Clear the Tunnel|6 seconds}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Thank you, Homer! Your haphazard use of explosives has cleared the tunnel.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|It's collapsed before, and certainly isn't more structurally sound now... but it's open.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Glor? Spang? Kleeb? What store is this and why does it only sell rejected fight sound effects?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|That's the Danish furniture store Shøp! They sell expensive-looking furniture and cheap horsemeat.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Classy on the outside, trashy on the inside – that's my target clientele!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But where will all the trashy on the outside and trashy on the inside people shop? We can't afford those prices.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Then get off your lazy butt and get a second job. We all have them. It's the American way.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|What's your second job?}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Real estate agent. My first job is blazer model.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|More work?!? I don't like the American way. Why can't we just ONCE adopt the Canadian way?}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Tap on Shøp to produce Furniture. Use Furniture to build a Deluxe Condo.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Springfielders Collect Furniture at [[Shøp]]|2}}<br>{{Task/Build|Build a [[Deluxe Condo]]|2 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After completing the first task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns, I've some Excel news.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|It's pronounced "Excellent." You left off the "lent."}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|No, I mean I crunched the numbers with Excel and realized that if we build "luxury" condos instead of mansions...}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|... We can charge those moneybags full home prices for glorified apartments!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Excellent. See, that's how you say it.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|New Springfield Heights items available in the store!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{FurniturE|5}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Gentrification is coming. I can smell it.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Allow me to try - I took an online sommelier course in nerd scents. Yes, I smell small-batch pour-over coffee and free wifi.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}sniff sniff{{*}} Two hour limit with purchase.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's perfect. First the coffee shops come, then the brunch places, then the dog groomers, and then the dog brunch places.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Unlock {{ap|Coffee Shop|The Blue and the Gray}} in Springfield Heights}}<br>{{Task|Make Springfielders Collect Lattes}}<br>{{Task|Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 2}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After unlocking the Coffee Shop|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Tap on Coffee Shop to produce Lattes. Use Lattes and Furniture to upgrade a Deluxe Condo!}}
{{THT|After completing all tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
{{TB|Oh shoot. My wallet's too full again and won't close. Quick sweetie, let's buy this here penthouse suite!}}
{{Tapped Out Paris Texan Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, Daddy! Gross. I can't film my next reality show in a condo! People expect a certain level of class from reality TV.}}
{{Tapped Out Paris Texan Icon}}
{{TB|Plus I need something big enough to fit an underwater confessional cam.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{LattE|10}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Most wealthy people have forgotten how to do the most basic of tasks.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What? I wasn't listening. Smithers! Listen for me!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|That's why we need to build something for the 1%'s assistants, trust fund managers, professional meat cutters, and mail order mistresses.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Unlock the [[Institute of Technology]] in Springfield Heights}}<br>{{Task|Make Springfielders Produce Smart Devices|2}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After completing the first task|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Tap on the Institute of Technology to produce Smart Devices.}}
{{THT|After completing all tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Manjula Icon}}
{{TB|What is it, Apu? You stopped mopping. Is the bucket ready to be poured back into the Squishee machine?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I felt a chill - like Springfield finally decided to join the tech crunch. I'm not going to be the only Nahasapeemapetilon in the phone book for much longer.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{SmartD|8}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Despite my love of the West Side, rich people tend to embrace eastern traditions – sushi, yoga, purchasing girls' underwear from a vending machine.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I did yoga once back in the seventies. Only back then they called it yogurt, and it was a food not an exercise routine.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I can also confuse yoga for Yogi Bear. You wanna hear that one?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Unlock [[L.A. Body Works|L.A. Bodyworks]] in Springfield Heights}}<br>{{Task|Make Springfielders Produce Yoga Mats|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After completing the first task|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Tap on L.A. Bodyworks to produce Yoga Mats.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|My beautiful wealthy oasis is almost complete. Now we just need a healthy supply of prescription drugs for our bored housewives to get addicted to.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hi everybody!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, your face is already on too many bench ads. You've been sullied by the butts of the poor!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|I'd never stoop to a bench ad. Now a stoop ad, that's thinking outside the box. Hmm, a box ad...}}
{{THT|{{Task|Unlock [[John's Pharmaceuticals]] in Springfield Heights}}<br>{{Task|Make Springfielders Produce Pharmaceuticals|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After completing the first task|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Tap on John's Pharmaceuticals to produce Pharmaceuticals.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We haven't had a single wealthy person move in! I don't deserve this real estate blazer or hot air balloon. Hot air balloons are for closers...and balloon enthusiasts.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Kent Brockman here, reporting on the public outcry for the rich and famous.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|What will bring the elite class to this one horse town? Two horses? In this reporter's opinion – three!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Of course!}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|The horses? That was my idea! It's copywritten!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|No! We need a dog and pony show! But instead of dogs and ponies, we have celebrities and celebrity ponies.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Nothing attracts rich people more than red carpet events.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Unlock [[Heights Theater]] in Springfield Heights}}<br>{{Task|Make Springfielders Produce Hollywood Awards|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After completing the first task|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Tap on Heights Theater to produce Hollywood Awards.}}
{{THT|After completing all tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|All the celebrities had Native Americans accept their awards on their behalf to protest Springfield Heights being built on an ancient burial ground.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don't they realize that a haunted house counts as a built-in alarm system? It's a perk!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 10 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Hmmm... I can't tell if these are rich slobs so wealthy they don't care how they look, or just poor slobs.}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|What I lack in money, I more than make up for in lack of friends.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|My comic book collection is priceless, because I can't find anyone who will buy it.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Don't blame me. Blame that cop that got caught taking bribes and ruined it for the rest of us.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|That was you, Chief.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|These people aren't Springfield Heights material! They're not even Springfield Bog People. We need a marketing miracle.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Unlock [[Marketing Agency]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Lindsey Naegle]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 11 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Cookie, darling! What's the sitch? Selling cigarettes to kids? Selling elephants to poachers? Selling cigarettes to elephants?}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|We're selling homes to people in need... of a fourth home.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|That's it? Easy! It'll be like taking candy from a baby. And then selling that rebranded boutique candy back to the baby.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|I'll sell those homes faster than you can say here's a giant signing bonus!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Here's a giant signing bonus?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Great! Cash is preferred. Now let's think of some advertising slogan like, "Blast Off to New Heights!" But not that.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Tap on the Marketing Agency to produce Ads to build an Exclusive Resort!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Springfielders Produce Ads|10}}<br>{{Task/Build|Build an [[Exclusive Resort]]|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Paris Texan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|A new resort just went up and it's exclusive, Daddy. Which room is mine?}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
{{TB|None yet, darling. But let me talk to our real estate agent!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|On the top end, we have the deluxe suite, the ultra-deluxe suite and the sweet suite.}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
{{TB|Great. Put 'em all together, and that will be the closet for whatever even bigger suite I end up buying.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 12 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Y'arr. Have you considered a partnership with the Squidport for your new luxury condos? Our bid comes with a washed-up whale carcass.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Think of all the lamps you can light with that blubber. Arrr!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Forget it, Captain Kangaroo. The Squidport is going down like [[Atlantis]]. Sink it boys!}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, we can't do that? Well then, let's build our own.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Place [[Ornate Pier]]}}<br>{{Task|Place [[Ornate Pier Section|Ornate Pier Tiles]]|3}}<br>{{Task/Build|Build [[Elite Yacht Club]]|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 13 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|The only bad press is no press. Just ask Harvey Finbleton.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Who?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly! We need to throw a fancy party and encourage famous people to embarrass themselves.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|We do have some famous actors in town, like the boy who almost became Radioactive Boy.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|NO CHILDREN!}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|If I wanted to be hugged by sticky hands, I'd have stayed in that Women in the Workplace Jello Wrestling networking group.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lindsey Naegle Keep Kids Out of Party|6 hours|the [[Elite Yacht Club]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Celebrity|Celebrities}} Attend A Lavish Party|6 hours|the [[Elite Yacht Club]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 14 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|The pictures I leaked to SMZ have caught fire! Literally. Apparently people in this town love to burn things.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I'd arrest the people that vandalized those pictures, but it happened in international waters.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It was on the dock...}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Sounds like outside of my jurisdiction to me. Same as for under bridges, or inside buildings.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|The police in this town are useless.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Are you thinking we should initiate sweeping police reforms?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|No, I'm thinking we should create our own lands with our own laws. Lands surrounded by water! I call them... me-lands.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|You mean islands?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Pretty sure it's me, not I.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Give an Impassioned Speech|8 hours}}<br>{{Task/Build|Build [[Private Island]]|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
{{TB|I just found a receipt for a private island in my pocket.}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Call Dr. Hibbert, I think I'm sleep-buying again.}}
{{Tapped Out Paris Texan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh! Can we keep it, Daddy? Can we?}}
{{Tapped Out Paris Texan Icon}}
{{TB|My Best Frenemy Forever, Nicole, is going to die when she finds out.}}
{{Tapped Out Paris Texan Icon}}
{{TB|She thinks she's so much better than everyone because of her private isthmus.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|2500}} and {{XP|250}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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