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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Law & Disorder
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}}
|requirements = 
|characters = 
|optional = [[Fat Tony]], [[The Cropfather]], [[Marge]], [[Brockman]], [[Lenora Carter]], [[Wiggum]], [[Rex Banner]], [[Agent Bont]], [[Homer]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Quimby]], [[Cletus]], [[Uncle Zio]], [[Dr. Dog]], [[Mike Wegman]], [[Snitchy the Weasel]], [[Lenora Carter]]
|previous = [[Everything Old Is Legal Again]]
|next = [[Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Law & Disorder''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between April 28, [[2024]] and May 15, 2024|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman TV Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Springfield's tomacco craze has grown into an epidemic as the singularly illegal product has fueled a resurgence of organized crime.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman TV Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|he mob is back and being led by the mysterious "Cropfather".}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman TV Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|{{*}}hands shaking{{*}} Complete transparency...this journalist is hopped up on tomacco right now. You can't share the news unless you live the news!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh my, this Cropfather sounds really dangerous!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|Dangerously sexy?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No! Just dangerous.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|I gotta go to work, but let's keep working on the "sexy" part.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Badges|105}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Continue to Rake In Tomacco Money|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Go to Work|4 hours|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Wonder What's Going On|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Kent Brockman Buy More Tomacco|4 hours|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Brockman]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman TV Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Where are the police during this tomacco scourge? Lounging at the local java joint, the Mug Shot.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|How does he know that?!}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Chief, you posted our whereabouts on Facelook.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Journalists use social media? I guess everything IS legal now!}}
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
{{TB|Just not tomacco.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Abrupt}}
{{TB|This damn tomacco is stealing time from our luxuriating.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Should I cancel your afternoon facial, mani-pedi, and hot rock massage?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Don't you dare!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[The Mug Shot]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Clues, Lou...we need clues. Easy ones.}}
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
{{TB|All we know is that the guy behind the tomacco is called "the Cropfather".}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Cropfather, eh? Let's go back to the Mug Shot, have some day-old dollar donuts and figure this out. Let's jelly roll, boys!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not so fast, Chief! I'm special investigator Lenora Carter, with the FBI!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You're investigating day-old donuts?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Forget the donuts! We're trying to bust the Cropfather.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You're taking over my donuts...I mean investigation?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm also taking over your office!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Good luck. My office chair is perfectly molded to my butt. It'll swallow you whole!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Badges|85}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Continue to Grow Tomacco|4 hours|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Count the Money|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenora Carter Take Over the Tomacco Investigation|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], {{TOG|Jails}}, [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Lenora Carter]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Try to Relax in the Break Room|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], {{TOG|Jails}}, [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's kind of fun having a no-show job.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Think again! I'm putting you to work, Wiggum.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|I knew you'd eventually need my crime-fighting expertise.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon}}
{{TB|Once again think again. I need you to clean the earwax off all of these listening devices.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Wiggum Parade Balloon]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|"Falafels Baked Instantly"?! Baked falafels here I come!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Don't bother. It's just a surveillance van for Lenora Carter and her FBI pals.}}
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh... "F.B.I." I get it.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|They're looking for some criminal mastermind called "the Cropfather".}}
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon}}
{{TB|I have no idea who this Cropfather is. {{*}}giggles{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Say, what's with the straw hat and fancy suit?}}
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|I'm just getting back to my country roots. Roots grow underground which is where I'm... I gotta go!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Take a pair of clean earphones with you and put in a good word with Lenora Carter for me. Maybe she'll give me a less yucky job.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Badges|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Try to Get in the Surveillance Van|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, {{TOG|Jails}}, [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Walk Away Nonchalantly|4 hours|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenora Carter Surveil Obviously|4 hours|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Lenora Carter]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Laugh at the Fuzz|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|"Falafels Baked Instantly". Who would fall for such a stupid FBI trick?}}
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Uh, definitely not The Cropfather!}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What's Chief Wiggum doing with them in that van?}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Probably in charge of the surveillance.}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|No, it looks like he's cleaning gunk offa walkie-talkies.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I'll show Lenora Carter I'm top cop in this town!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Fat Tony and Homer?!}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Well, if it isn't the walkie-talkie washer.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Is that a crate full of tomacco and a bag full of cash?}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Play it cool, Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|I'm not the Cropfather!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't ask about the Cropfather.}}
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|That's my name, don't wear it out! I mean, NOT the Cropfather!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wait a minute. I'm starting to suspect that YOU'RE the Cropfather!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Hands up! You and Fat Tony are under arrest.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not so fast, Chief! Me and the FBI are in charge here!}}
{{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}}
{{TB|Not so fast, Lenora Carter! Me and the Treasury Department are in charge here!}}
{{Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not so fast, Rex Banner and Lenora Carter! Me and the secret agency I work for are in charge here!}}
{{Tapped Out Patty and Selma Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not so fast, everybody! The DMV is in charge here!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What is the DMV doing here?}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Looking for whoever is working that baked falafel truck around the corner.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|We got some tomacco-fueled appetites!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Badges|105}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Accidentally Corner the Cropfather|4 hours|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenora Carter Insist She's in Charge|4 hours|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Lenora Carter]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Rex Banner Insist He's in Charge|4 hours|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Rex Banner]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Agent Bont Insist He's in Charge|4 hours|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Agent Bont]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Escape|4 hours|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Slip Out the Back|4 hours|[[Cletus' Corn Field]], [[Cletus's Farm]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Uh, guys, the crooks got away while you were arguing about who's in charge.}}
{{Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Why didn't you stop them?!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We're just law enforcement. We're not in charge.}}
{{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}}
{{TB|He's right, you know.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[FBI Agents]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I can't believe my sting operation failed!}}
{{Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon}}
{{TB|Face it, Lenora. You are a failure.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|She's not a complete failure. We still have the Mug Shot with their day-old dollar donuts.}}
{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon}}
{{TB|Now is not the time for donuts.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|You're funny. It's always time for donuts.}}
{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|I'm laser focused on the unfinished business.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Chief, that's Costas Becker! The deadliest debt collector and the scariest dude who ever lived.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh, yeah? He doesn't scare me.}}
{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Wiggum! I want everything you know about the Cropfather. NOW!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}screams{{*}} He's scary! Don't let him get me, Lou!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Badges|145}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Give Becker Whatever He Wants|4 hours|[[The Mug Shot]], the [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Enjoy His Success|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Feel Like Someone Walked on His Grave|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Costas Becker]]|colspan=2}}
}}

== Currency-earning jobs ==
{{Table|
{{THT|Task}}
{{TH|Character(s)}}
{{TH|Time}}
{{TH|Location(s)}}
{{TH|Reward|width=200px}}
{{TBT|Borrow Badges}}
{{TB|[[Homer]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Quimby]], [[Wiggum]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Cletus]]}}
{{TRs|4h|2}}
{{TB|[[Police Station]], {{TOG|Jails}}, [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}}
{{TB|{{Badge|5}}, {{XP|45}}}}
{{TBT|Polish Badges}}
{{TB|[[Lenora Carter]], [[Mike Wegman]], [[Uncle Zio]], [[Dr. Dog]], [[Snitchy the Weasel]]}}
{{TB|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[The Elegant Scoundrel]], [[Mike Wegman Center]], [[Springfield Sardi's]], or [[Police Station]]}}
{{TB|{{Badge|8}}, {{XP|70}}}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the TV show ''[[Law & Order]]''.

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