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=== Album version ===
:'''Studio Chief:'''
:''Uh, this studio has a lot of history. [[Buddy Holly]] stood here in 1958 and said, "There is no way in Hell that I'm gonna record in this dump."''

:'''[[Homer]]:'''
:''I'm sure Lurleen will love it.''

:'''[[Marge]]:'''
:''[gasps] Homer, how much did you just give that man?!''

:'''Homer:'''
:''Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings. I'm not going to go into hock for this.''

:'''Lurleen:'''
:''Hey, Colonel Homer! [kisses him, to Marge] And you must be—''

:'''Marge:'''
:''Mrs. Homer Simpson!''

:'''Lurleen:'''
:''Charmed.''

:''[Marge murmurs]''

:'''Marge:'''
:''[to Homer] Thought you said she was overweight.''

:'''Homer:'''
:''Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.''

:'''Marge:'''
:''What does that mean?''

:'''Homer:'''
:''I don't have time to answer these questions! Uh, time is money! [claps twice] Come on, people!''

:'''Lurleen:'''
:''Well, come on, boys, let's break some hearts!''

:Oh, the bases were empty,
:On the diamond of my heart,
:When the coach called me up to the plate.
:I've been swingin' and missin',
:And lovin' and kissin',
:My average was point double eight.

:So I spit on my hands,
:Knockin' dirt from my spikes,
:And pointed right toward centerfield,
:This time, I'm hittin' a home run,
:This time, love is for real.

:I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice,
:A lovin' fly for you,
:I've been slumpin' off season,
:But now, I found a reason,
:I've struck on a love that is true.

:I used to play the field,
:I used to be a roamer.
:But season's turnin' round for me now.
:I finally bagged me a homer!

:''That's right.''

:I finally bagged me a Homer!

:'''Sound booth guy:'''
:''Uh, Lurleen, we're gonna hafta cut you off. We're gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track.''

:''[Tommy Morgan blows a harmonica solo]''

:'''Homer:'''
:''Guess what, Lurleen! I gotcha a gig on TV!''

:'''Lurleen:'''
:''Oh! Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!''

:'''Homer:'''
:''Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.''