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=== Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 1.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|I don't get this privatization play. What's in it for the rich?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Can't you just believe in the good of people? Artie Ziff gave the whole town free Wi-Fi. It's so fast the pop-up ads are bulging out of the screen.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Huh, well, that's good, I guess.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Ziffcorp? Why isn't my homepage the donut shop livestream like it always is?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ah-ha! I knew there was an angle. Artie Ziff is using the free Wi-Fi for free advertising.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|All I'm hearing is a lot of free. And nothing free in life is bad!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
{{TB|That's not how the saying goes.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Not according to the Ziffternet.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ziffternet! Show me donuts!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Calculators|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Yell at the Computer|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Start to Investigate|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Deep Dive Misinformation|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Bart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Congratulations, sir. You've been awarded the city's contract for providing all the electricity to the streetlights.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Excellent. Converting the plant to a nonprofit has been very profitable.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|You could make even more profit if you brighten those streetlights causing them to require more power.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent idea, Smithers.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Perhaps that excellent idea warrants me a raise?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|We're a nonprofit, Smithers! We do this work out of the goodness of our souls. Now ready the tax-free cocktail shrimp bath.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Blue Check Cashing]]|colspan=2}}
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