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== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|The flyer I used as a blanket last night says you folks have a daredevil-grade Danger Pool in this town.}}
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{{TB|We got daredevil-grade everythings around here. You ever fight off a bunch of acid-spewin' tentacles?}}
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{{TB|No, not really.}}
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{{TB|Then you'll probably wanna stay out of the can in my bar.}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The Internet, has so many death-defying stunts at the click of a button. I guess an old-time daredevil like me is just background noise.}}
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{{TB|Maybe if I sit here long enough feeling sorry for myself, I'll inadvertently imagine a stunt so shocking it would win people back.}}
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{{TB|I hear ya.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Imagine a Shocking Stunt|4 hours|a {{White House}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I've been sitting here so long I missed the birth of two grandkids, but I still can't imagine a shocking enough stunt!}}
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{{TB|Maybe I need inspiration. I should visit some of the most dangerous places in Springfield!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Tour the Nuclear Plant|60 minutes|the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Tour Springfield Penitentiary|60 minutes|[[Springfield Penitentiary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Tour the Brown House|60 minutes|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|All those danger zones and still no ideas. I am one uninspired character.}}
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{{TB|Have you tried getting blackout drunk? Last time I did that I couldn't believe what I accomplished!}}
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{{TB|Did you write The Great American Novel or something?}}
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{{TB|No, I loaded the dishwasher! Except it was the clothes dryer. I'm still finding gravy boat chips in my underwear.}}
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{{TB|Hmm... I got married to three ex-wives and an ex-husband while blackout drunk. It sounds like a great idea!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Get Blackout Drunk|24 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Hungover}}
{{TB|Ugh, my head! Why doesn't someone invent a cast for a broken brain?}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wait, I remember something... Yes, I had the most amazing idea for a new stunt!}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But it's going to require a lot of "hard to find" items.}}
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{{TB|Welcome to Moe's black market! Tell your friends -- most of our business is referrals.}}
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{{TB|I've got a pretty long list, some of of it borderline illegal.}}
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{{TB|No worries. My business associates and I pride ourselves on tracking down anything, no matter which side of the legal borderline it's on.}}
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{{TB|Okay, first I'll need some aspirin. A lot of aspirin...}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Aspirin? Where the hell am I supposed to find that?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Smuggle in Alligators|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Smuggle in Electric Eels|8 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Sea Captain Smuggle in Sharks|8 hours|the [[Houseboat]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Willie Wrestle Down a Lion|8 hours|[[Willie's Shack]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ladies and gentlemen! Prepare to be amazed by my most dangerous stunt ever!}}
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{{TB|In defiance of all common sense, I intend to jump over this pool, filled with nature's most dangerous animals!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|I call B.S... Bad and Stupid! This is the exact same stunt you did in Springfield like, 25 years ago!}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But this time, I'm broadcasting in real time over the internet... unmoderated, with comments enabled!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasps{{*}} Comments enabled? Are you mad?!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Perform a Dangerous Stunt|4 hours|the [[Danger Pool]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Live-Stream Lance Murdock's Stunt|4 hours|the [[Java Server]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Ouch... did it work? Did people like the stunt?}}
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{{TB|Most of them. A few got distracted by a particularly thrilling pop-up ad for home refinancing.}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Hurt}}
{{TB|So It worked? I'm relevant again?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|The parts of you that weren't bitten off, yes.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Successful daredevil stunts are old news, but everybody loves seeing some idiot get maimed online!}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy Hurt}}
{{TB|Thanks, son. This experience has reminded me of what's important in life.}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy Hurt}}
{{TB|And to think, I was THIS close to retiring from stunt work and going back to managing billion-dollar hedge funds.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|You've been awarded Lance Murdock's "Perform a Dangerous Stunt" animated job!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|5000}} and {{XP|500}}|colspan=2}}
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