Editing Three Dreams Denied/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I have no patience for buyers, sellers, or parking meter quarter needers.
{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} I didn't drag this wagon full of garbage to be yelled at by a talking circle!
{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Ouch. Yes. Well, touché.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Okay, don't gaze at his eyes. Don't stare at his smile. Don't talk out loud.
{{qf|{{ap|Blake|Three Dreams Denied}}}} You know, I can hear you.
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{{qf|[[Phil Muhlstock]]}} I'm Phil, filling in for Comic Book Guy. Also known as the Snark Knight and Mean Lantern.
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Stop being weird.
{{qf|Phil}} I'm not being weird. I'm a voice-over artist.
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} The chance to rub elbows with the who's who of ''[[Doctor Who]]''. And to ride an escalator next to Ant-Man Paul Rudd! You are Ant-Man Paul Rudd.
{{qf|{{Ch|Paul Rudd}}}} Oh, God, I hate my approachable everyman looks.
{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Yes, a question, please, from someone who is still willing to become a fan. If you had access to an Avengers-style quantum time loop, would you go back in time and ''not'' be in
''Dinner for Schmucks''?
{{qf|Paul Rudd}} Activate VIP pass.
{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} For two seconds I saw inside the VIP room. I saw Jon Favreau sniffing hummus to see if it was still good.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Hey, quit talking to my girlfriend.
{{qf|Lisa}} I am not your girlfriend.
{{qf|Milhouse}} Right, right. We're focused on career days and homework right now. But love has a way of...
{{qf|Lisa}} Get away from me.
{{qf|Milhouse}} Oh, my God, Lisa, we've become my parents.
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{{qf|[[Comicalooza]] attendee}} Um, I-I'd like to ask, how would someone like me get someone like you to-to look at my work?
{{qf|[[Zoe Burwell]]}} I'll look at your work.
{{qf|Comicalooza attendee}} Uh, actually, uh, I-I don't... I don't have any work, per se.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} Okay, the day you've been waiting for: chair challenges. We begin with Ralph challenging for first triangle.
{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} ''[puts the triangle over his head]'' I'm halfway through.
{{qf|Mr. Largo}} Once again, first triangle will be an empty chair.
{{qf|Ralph}} The better chair won.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you walk away from me. Well, very soon, I will outplay you, my blues will be blue-ier, my "Baker Street" will be more baked, and I will get my chair back. It may not be today, or tomorrow, because tomorrow we have a field trip, or two days after that because that's... that's no school, but-but on the 11th. Yeah, the 11th, it's mine, buddy.
{{qf|Blake}} That's the science fair.
{{qf|Lisa}} Aah! Thanks for reminding me!
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{{qf|Bart}} I booked a voice-over job, and the show airs tomorrow.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I thought animation took nine months.
{{qf|Bart}} No, you can do any cartoon in a day. Anyone who takes longer is just trying to bleed the studio dry.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Lisa, how was your day?
{{qf|Lisa}} Well, my life is in ruin, and I'm trying to think of some possible plan to rescue myself.
{{qf|Homer}} Plans are fine, but never underestimate the power of giving up. Because if you think about it, see, uh, s-spontan... Eh, forget it.
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{{qf|Ralph}} Uh, y-you're not gonna yell at me?
{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} No. I have lost my will to berate.
{{qf|Ralph}} Aw, I'm sorry.
{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Ralph Wiggum feels sorry for me. And farther still do I fall.
{{qf|Ralph}} ''[puts a Popsicle stick in Comic Book Guy's buttcrack]'' This will be here for me later.
{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Leave me alone. Get out of here, you stupid kid. You're like a Gollum with worse hair, a subcommittee meeting of the Galactic Senate, a [[Spider-Man]] drawn by John Romita Jr. Jr. Uh... you fixed me. You fixed me.
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{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} From now on, hands off Bart.
{{qf|Milhouse}} What about me? I like the bullying. It's a form of attention.
{{qf|Jimbo}} Also, hands off Milhouse.
{{qf|Milhouse}} No!

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