Editing Treehouse of Horror XXXI/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Now, listen up, we've got an election to run, under the strict supervision of heavily-medicated octogenarians.
{{qf|[[Old Jewish man]]}} I'm gonna need to see three forms of ID. Twelve if you're a Democrat.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh, thanks, Mom. "Just keep away from scrotum." Uh, Grampa, where's your scrotum?
{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Mm, I think it's in my other pants.
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{{qf|{{ap|Krusty Doll|Treehouse of Horror XXXI}}}} His accessories will go to his widow.
:''[a symbol-banging monkey bangs their symbols together]''
{{qf|Krusty Doll}} His widow was a monkey? Eh, love is love.
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{{qf|{{Ch|Ben Mankiewicz}}}} We now return to ''[[The Swellest Slum]]'', the musical romp starring [[Debbie Reynolds]] as Rosie, the Puerto Rican seamstress.
{{qf|[[Rosie]]}} Don't tell me we have to walk through all the booze bags in the Irish district.
{{qf|Ben Mankiewicz}} And we won't be showing that movie anymore. Coming up next on TCM, nothing.
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{{qf|Bart}} Look, guys, I would have never treated you bad if I'd known you had feelings.
{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} You treat me bad and you know I have feelings.
{{qf|Bart}} You're in on this, too?
{{qf|Milhouse}} They've got Puppy Goo-Goo!
{{qf|[[Puppy Goo-Goo]]}} They don't "have me." I ran away, loser.
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Well, it's pretty straightforward. Bart's bones are Tinkertoys, he has a Build-A-Bear heart, and his brain is Pop Rocks and Silly Putty. ''[chuckles]''
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{{qf|Bart}} I'm Bart Simpson. I love my mother and father.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh! We've lost him. ''[cries]''
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{{qf|[[Hansel]]}} Aren't you supposed to be fattening us up?
{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I like my children stringy and tough.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Listen, machine, there's no evidence that you contain any candy or take any money. But desperate times call for something something.
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{{qf|Homer}} Who the heck are you?
{{qf|[[Homer Barbera]]}} I'm Homer Barbera, a-smarter than the average Homer.
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{{qf|[[Noir Homer]]}} This case is gonna be like Homer's skull: hard to crack and not much inside.
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Happy Halloween-o, neighborino.
{{qf|Noir Homer}} Eat lead, Ned.
{{qf|Ned}} I forgive you!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, by {{Ch|Harlan Ellison}}'s law of circular storytelling, all of you Homers have to get back to the nuclear plant and recreate the energy burst that brought you here.
{{qf|Homer}} Or what?
{{qf|Lisa}} You're gonna die! Again and again and again and again.
{{qf|Homer}} That doesn't sound so bad.
{{qf|Lisa}} And again.
{{qf|Homer}} ''[screams]''
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{{qf|[[Sherri]]}} Nice party, Lisa. Didn't realize the theme was being a loser.
{{qf|Lisa}} My party is not full of losers.
{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I can burp magic.
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Yes, you've come to the right place. The temporal loop is simultaneously the most ambitious and laziest of the science fiction tropes. Now, let me look at my black mirror. That's not a reference. It's just, uh... It's filthy.
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Temporal loops are broken by being nice in ''[[Groundhog Day]]'', saving the whales in ''[[Star Trek Four]]'', saying "Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana'?" in the knock-knock joke. And in the case of the movie ''[[Edge of Tomorrow]]'', it was stopped by poor box office. I suspect [[Tom Cruise]] fatigue.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Okay. I've got it. My special power is insight, and my insight into you is we need to find your missing father.
{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Or we could just kill [[Gil]].

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