Editing Gorillas on the Mast/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sweetie, if they're so unhappy, why are they wagging their tails?
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} That's how fish swim.
{{qf|Homer}} Well, I say they're happy.
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{{qf|[[Boat salesman]]}} I don't know what you do for a living, but me? I'm in the dream business.
{{qf|Homer}} I thought you sold boats. Make up your mind, liar.
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{{qf|Lisa}} We did it. We set a captive animal free. Pretty cool, huh, Bart?
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Look how happy that thing is. Lis, this is a new feeling. We helped a whale be free and now I feel wonderful.
{{qf|Lisa}} What you're searching for is "altruism."
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{{qf|Homer}} Okay, guess whose boat this is.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I hope it's not [[Johnny Depp]]'s. He's already in so much financial trouble.
{{qf|Homer}} Brace yourself, baby. It's ours.
{{qf|Marge}} ''[gasps]'' You bought this boat?
{{qf|Homer}} No. We bought this boat. You just weren't aware.
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{{qf|Homer}} What do you think, Dad?
{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} ''[crying]'' Oh, you did it, son. You actually did it. You found a parking spot at the marina. Oh, I never...
{{qf|Homer}} No, Dad. I got a boat. Get on.
{{qf|Grampa}} Oh, sure. I-- Wait a minute. You're gonna kill me and dump me overboard. Well, fine. Here's my will.
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{{qf|[[Carlotta Carlson]]}} You know, I thought we were just dating casually. It wasn't going anywhere. But now, will you marry me?
{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} ''[stammers]'' I, uh... ''[leaps off the boat]'' This is not a no!
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} A gorilla mysteriously freed from the [[Springfield Zoo]] is wreaking havoc all over town. The police, as always, are useless.
{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Not true, Kent. We've located the gorilla. He's on the top of a store next to a sign reading, "You'll Go Ape For Our Bargains."
{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Uh, yeah, I think that's a balloon, Chief.
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{{qf|{{Ch|Jane Goodall}}}} [[Popo|Lolo]]. That's what they called her in captivity, but I've given her a new name, one worthy of such a magnificent creature: Popo.
{{qf|Lisa}} And may I just tell you, you've always been my hero.
{{qf|Jane Goodall}} Thank you. But I wonder, how many female scientists have you told they're your hero?
{{qf|Lisa}} In your field? Um, only three.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I'm glad you've come to understand the importance of altruism.
{{qf|Bart}} Altruism rocks! Like when you let something go and it smashes everything. Next, I want to altruism a rhino. Then I'm gonna altruism a robot with sledgehammers for hands. Sometimes I just want to sit back and watch the whole world altruism.

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