Editing Bart and Homer's Dinner/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey there, boy. [[Marge Simpson|Mom]] took the girls to the ballet tonight. So it's just you and me, kid.
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Err, sure, dad.
{{qf|Homer}} So set up the TV trays and let's get started. You want the frozen fish nuggets or the porkaroni?
{{qf|Bart}} Well it's a toss up, dad.
{{qf|Homer}} I've got an idea! Let's mix them together, smorgasbord style! Voila, fish porkaroni, a la Simpson.
{{qf|Bart}} Err, dad? Will it be too late for me to catch a bus to the ballet?
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{{qf|Homer}} Where'd he go? Bart? Bart? Bart? Bart!? Bart!? Bart Bart!? BART!?
{{qf|Bart}} Here I am.
{{qf|Homer}} Eat.
:''[Bart takes a bite]''
{{qf|Bart}} Yuck, tastes like dog food.
{{qf|Homer}} Bart.
{{qf|Bart}} Does eating dog food turn you into a dog?
{{qf|Homer}} Bart!
{{qf|Bart}} Well, that answers that question.

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