Editing One Flu Over Springfield/Quotes

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:''[At the [[Kwik-E-Mart]], an obviously unwell man sneezes on a package of cold/flu [[Flu Fighters|medication]] as he approaches the counter.]''
:'''[[Flu Sufferer]]''': Wow, I need something strong to dry up all this nose gravy! I hope this medication helps.
:'''[[Apu]]''': I am sorry, sir, but I cannot be accepting your disease-tinged currency!
:'''Flu Sufferer''': Well, how else am I supposed to pay for it?!
:''[Just then, [[Snake]] bursts into the store, wearing a ski mask and brandishing a pistol.]''
:'''Snake''': Like, totally freeze and give me your wallet pronto! ''[He makes the theft and exits.]''
:'''Flu Sufferer''': Hey, he took my medicine, too!
:'''Apu''': Do not worry. I had pressed my panic button for the police to come and remove you from the store! Now they can take you and that no-goodnik away!
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:''[Outside the store, Snake revels in his success.]''
:'''Snake''': Ahh, the sweet smell of illegally gotten gains! ''[sniffs the Flu Sufferer's wallet]''
:''[The sound of sirens is heard in the distance. The sound gets closer and a police car comes into view.]''
:'''Snake''': Oh, cheese and crackers ... The fuzz! ''[He gets into his car and drives off.]''
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': ''[in pursuit, using a loudspeaker]'' Alleged perpetrator, pull over, or I will be forced to shoot!
:'''[[Lou]]''': Um, Chief, how do we know for sure that's the guy we're supposed to be chasing?
:'''Wiggum''': Lou, you know I'm a shoot-first, lawsuit-later cop! Now, hold 'er steady!
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:''[Meanwhile, in the car being chased ...]''
:'''Snake''': Whoa, totally not feeling awesome anymore! Ahh ... ahh ... ahh... choo! ''[He sneezes, coating the steering wheel with phlegm.]'' Grody!
:''[Snake's car goes into a spin on the snow-packed street.]''
:'''Snake''': Uh-oh ... So not cool! ''[He crashes into a snowbank at the base of the [[Lard Lad]] statue, then gets out of the car and runs away on foot.]''
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