Editing The Land of Chocolate (song)

{{Title|The Land of Chocolate}}
{{for2|the fictional land|The Land of Chocolate}}
{{Song
|name = "The Land of Chocolate"
|image = 
|singers = [[Phil Hartman]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]
|characters = [[Horst]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Fritz]]
|length = 1:32
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Dialogue:''' [[Jon Vitti]]
|album = ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]''
|appearance = "[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"
}}

'''"The Land of Chocolate"''' is a song that plays when [[Homer]] imagines [[The Land of Chocolate]].

== Lyrics ==
:'''[[Horst]]:'''
:''You've been safety inspector for two years. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?''

:'''Homer:'''
:''Uh... all of them?'

:'''Horst:'''
:''I see. Then you must have some good ideas for the future as well.''

:'''Homer:'''
:''I sure do!''

:'''[[Fritz]]:'''
:''Such as?''

:'''Homer:'''
:''Well, ah, I wish the candy machine wasn't so picky about taking beat-up dollar bills... because a lot of workers really like candy.''

:'''Horst:'''
:''We understand Homer. After all, we are from the land of chocolate.''

:'''Homer:'''
:''Mmm. The land of chocolate...''

:''[The Land of Chocolate theme plays]''

:'''Homer:'''
:''La la la la la...''

:'''Fritz:'''
:''Mr. Simpson...''

:'''Homer:'''
:''La la la la la la...''

:'''Fritz:'''
:''Mr. Simpson...''

:'''Homer:'''
:''Oh, oh, oh. I'm sorry. We were talking about chocolate?''

:'''Horst:'''
:''That was ten minutes ago!''

== Behind the Laughter ==
It is the thirty-ninth track on the album ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]''. It features only speaking parts with no singing.

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk}}
*{{ep|So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show}}
*{{game|The Simpsons Game}}
*{{alb|Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons}}

{{Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Land of Chocolate (song), The}}

[[Category:Pure dialogue songs]]
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
[[Category:Songs by Phil Hartman]]
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]