Editing The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley)

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There were a few songs in '''[[The Simpsons Family Smile-Time Variety Hour]]'''.

== Lyrics ==
=== Theme Song ===
:'''The Simpsons:'''
:Come along and bring the family!
:Come along and join the fun!
:Come along and join the family!
:Join the fam'ly Simpson!

:''Roll call!''

:'''[[Marge]]:'''
:Remember me?  My name is Marge,
:The TV mom whose hair is large!

:'''[[Bart]]:'''
:Step back, Mom, it's Bart's turn now,
:[[Eat My Shorts!|Eat my shorts]], don't have a cow!

:'''"[[Fake Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]":'''
:I'm Lisa, peppy, blond and stunning,
:Sophomore, prom queen five years running!
:Gooooooooooo Lisa!

:'''Bart:'''
:''Wait a minute! Woah, woah, (whistles) stop the music!  Where's Dad?''

:(''everyone murmurs'')

:'''"Lisa":'''
:''Here he is!''

:'''[[Homer]]:'''
:''I'm hiding from th-th-th-the ghost!''

:'''Marge:'''
:''Ghost? What ghost?''

:'''Homer:'''
:''B-B-Before the show, you said we were having a special ghost tonight.''

:'''Marge:'''
:''I said we were having a special ''guest'' tonight: Mr. {{Ch|Tim Conway}}!''

:(''applause'')

:'''Homer:'''
:''What's a Tim Conway?''

:'''Tim Conway:'''
:''Oh, about 120 pounds.''

:(''laughter'')

:'''The Simpsons:'''
:It's The Simpsons Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!

===Candy Medley===
:'''Marge:'''
:''Inflation, trade defecit, horrible war attrocities.  How are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?''

:'''Homer:'''
:''Well, I know ''one'' thing in this world that's still pure and good.''

:'''Marge:'''
:''Christian love?''

:'''Homer:'''
:''CANDY!  Sweet sweet candy!''

:I want candy!

:'''Marge:'''
:But don't you wanna end world famine?

:'''Bart:'''
:I want candy!

:'''Marge:'''
:Or save the endangered [[Alaska]]n salmon?

:'''"Lisa":'''
:I want candy!

:'''Marge:'''
:Well, if you won't think of society's ills...

:'''Homer, Bart and "Lisa":'''
:I want candy!

:'''Marge:'''
:At least, think of our dentist bills!

:'''Bart and "Lisa":'''
:Gotta new dance and it goes like this,
:And the name of the dance is the Peppermint Twist.
:Yeah!

:'''[[Jasper]]:'''
:Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolli-lollipop,
:Lollipop.
:(''tries to pop his mouth but his teeth fall out'') ''Ow.''

:'''Smithers:'''
:Crack that whip!
:Licorice whip!
:I said, Whip it!
:Licorice whip!

:'''All:'''
:We want candy!
:We want candy!
:CANDY!

== Behind the Laughter ==
The theme song and medley at the end was written collectively by [[Bert Berns]], [[Alf Clausen]], [[Joey Dee]], [[Bob Feldman]], [[Henry Glover]], [[Jerry Goldstein]], [[Richard Gottehrer]], [[Ros]], and [[Steve Tompkins]].  It appears as the twenty-sixth track on the album [[Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons]].

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase}}

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