Editing You Don't Win Friends With Salad

{{Song
|name = "You Don't Win Friends With Salad"
|image = [[File:You Don't Win Friends With Salad.png|250px]]
|singers = [[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]]
|characters = [[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Marge Simpson]]
|length = 0:20
|writer = [[David S. Cohen]]
|album = 
|appearance = "[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"
}}

'''"You Don't Win Friends With Salad"''' is a conga beat song that [[Bart]], [[Homer]] and [[Marge]] sung to [[Lisa]].

== Lyrics ("Lisa the Vegetarian") ==
:'''Bart:'''
:You don't win friends with salad
:You don't win friends with salad
:'''Bart/Homer:'''
:You don't win friends with salad
:You don't win friends with salad
:You don't win friends with salad
:You don't win friends with salad
:'''Bart/Homer/Marge:'''
:You don't win friends with salad
:You don't win friends with salad
:You don't win friends with salad
:'''Lisa:'''
:''Mom!''
:'''Marge:'''
:''I didn't mean to take sides''
:''I just got caught up in the rhythm.''

== Lyrics ("Treehouse of Horror XXIX") ==
{{Song
|name = "You Don't Win Friends With Salad"
|image = [[File:You Don't Win Friends With Salad (Treehouse of Horror XXIX).png|250px]]
|singers = 
|characters = [[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]
|length = 0:05
|writer = 
|album = 
|appearance = "[[Treehouse of Horror XXIX]]"
}}

:'''Bart/Homer:'''
:You don't win friends with salad
:You don't win friends with salad...

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Lisa the Vegetarian}}
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XXIX}}

[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
[[Category:Songs by Marge]]
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]
[[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]]