Editing Moe & Barney's Excellent Adventure/Quotes

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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Excuse me, barkeep, might I use your facilties?
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah, sure. But it's a two-drink minimum to use the toilet. Three, if you want to wash your hands. I'll start you a tab.
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:'''[[Barney]]:''' Moe... we have to leave...
:'''[[Moe]]:''' What? You crazy boozehound! I ain't seen this many beautiful dames since the plastic surgeon next door had that fire drill! What do you want to leave for?
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Good glavin on a bun! What have you done? By bringing neaanderthals back to the present, you've changed history! This could be the whole reason they're exticnt!
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah, but we're in love over here. Don't that... uh... sorta trump everything?
:'''[[Ooga]]:''' Moe, Ooga must be honest... Ooga outgrow Moe. Need better man.
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Aw, c'mon Ooga baby! I can change!
:'''[[Untok]]:''' And Untok love Barney, but Untok bot in love with Barney.
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:'''[[Ooga]]:''' Ooga like man of big words.
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Er... uh... [WOO-BOY!]
:'''[[Untok]]:''' Him look like him have steady job.
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:'''[[Barney]]:''' Than can I have a beer?
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Tell ya what. I'll pour all the leftover beers into one mug. You can have it for half price.
:'''[[Barney]]:''' You're a good friend, Moe.