Editing Melvin Laird

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|appearance = "[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"
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'''Melvin Laird''' was Richard Nixon's Secretary of Defense from 1969-1973. He is referenced in ''[[The Year Santa Got Lost]]''.

== History ==
When [[Mr. Mailman]] told his toys a story about [[Santa]] that he reads from a book. He told them that Santa was in an awful pickle - beatniks had given drugs to the reindeer and they were "no darn good". So Santa placed a call to Secretary of Defense Melvin Laird.

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|'Tis the Fifteenth Season|(mentioned)}}

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