Editing Secret Size Me/Quotes

{{TabQ|gags=no}}

:'''[[Homer]]:''' I haven't eaten anything since the snack I had in the car on my way over her! Garçon! My usual!
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' You know the rules, Mr. Simpson. You have to wait in line before demanding your order.
----
:'''[[Homer]]:''' It's... so... beautiful....
:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Hey-ho, neighborino! What kind of fancy burger is that?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Butt out, Flanders. Eating.
:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:'''Okilly-dokilly!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Mmmm... secrets...
----
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Step aside, losers! I want one of every item on the secret menu!
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' Uh, well... i'm not allowed to sever secret items unless they're specifically ordered.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' But I don't know what the names are!
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' Sorry!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' "Flappy pappy hog burger"?
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' No.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' "Double-town trick sticks"?
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' No.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' "Underground nacho party-style"?
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' Not even close.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' "Angry man's bad choice"?
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' No.
----
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Puh-leeeease! Please - pleasepleaseplease ---
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' I can't tell you, sir! It's secret!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' How about I tell you a secret? Then you can tell me one! I once ate a toenail. I dream  of leaving Bart stranded at sea. I can't clap. I'm pretty sure faking the moon landing was my idea. I chew tinfoil even though I know i'm not supposed to. I don't know what a webinar is! And I never know if what I see in a mirror is a reflection, or if i'm the reflection!
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' Okay! Okay! Fine. I'll tell you! Just please stop sharing personal details! You've already tested everything on the secret menu. There's only the one item.
----
:'''[[Homer]]:''' [GRUMBLE!] Lousy, delicious, non-secret food... unless... hee hee hee!
:'''[[Cheif Wiggum]]:''' Whoa, what kind of glorious Krustyburger is that?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Sorry, chief. Can't tell you. It's a secret.