Editing The Mr. Plow Mysteries!/Quotes

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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Springfield, needs you, Simpson!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' My family needs me too, chief! And they love me too much for me to go back to my old life!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Actually, we're fine with it!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' "Love" is a pretty strong word.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Go ahead, dad.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' [SIGH!] I keep trying to get out, but they keep pulling me back in!
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Homer, are you up for a little good cop, bad cop?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I [MUNCH!] sure am!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Okay, tell us the truth about where you got the syrup and there won't be any trouble.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's right. Just tell us what we want to know, and we'll take you Krustyburger. 
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Wow, that does sound goo. Yeah, we'll take you to Krustyburger for burgers and fries.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' And milkshakes.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Right! Extra-large milkshakes!
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' I'm confused, which of you is the bad cop again?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I don't remember.
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' What's the problem?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Well, I was having Smithers here train my hounds for the Iditarod. It's--
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, I think we all know what an idiot Rod is!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' You know that it's an annual dog sled race tat runs from Anchorage to Nome, Alaska?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yes. I didn't think we were talking about Ned Flanders' kid at all.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Why is it freezing in here?
:'''[[Abe]]:''' Beacuse this is a cheap dump where ungrateful children leave their parentes!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Whoah! And I thought it was cold before!
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Barney was the one who gave the expired Suqishee syrup to those kids, who gave the bacon to Burns' dogs, and who turned down the heat at the rest home!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' What? But Why??
:'''[[Homer]]:''' So Mr. Plow would be busy all day, and he could start up his Plow King business again with no competition!
:'''[[Barney]]:''' You got me! I faked all those crimes!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' That's amazing detective work, Simpson! How'd you do it?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' When I got bored I went online. Barney's been live tweeting all of this on his Plow King page! There are picture and everything.
:'''[[Barney]]:''' There's no thing as bad publicity! [BRAAAP!]
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