Editing Bart's Invisible!/Quotes

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:'''[[Bart]]''': Whoa, dude! Wh-what hit me?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Great Marconi, it's you who did the hitting... with your multi-wheeled conveyance traveling at excessive speed [GA-HEY!]
:'''[[Bart]]''': Huh? What'd I hit?! There's nothing here!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Precisely! And now you have broken it.
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:'''[[Rod]]''': Oh boy! We've saved out allowance all month for this!
:'''[[Todd]]''': Thank our heavenly father for delicious Krusty chew candy bars!
:'''[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]''': Amen!
:'''[[Rod]]''': Oh no! It's the blessing-challenged Bart Simpson!
:'''[[Todd]]''': He'll try to take our candy! What should we do?!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Har! Nerds at twelve o'clock locking on target...!
:'''[[Rod]]''': The good lord says we're supposed to share.
:'''[[Todd]]''': He also says we should turn our other cheeks. Let's pretend he's not there.
:'''[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]''': Amen!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey professor! Yo! Can you see me? Bart to Frinkenstein! Come in!! Nothing! Then it's true... I'm invisible! Sweet!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': If it's not a bother... might someone dial 9-1-1 please... [WOO-HOY!]
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Oh, Tasha! You are the missing key to my happiness much as Sauron's ring was to Frodo's quest.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': You.... animal! Filling my backpack with chicken parts when you know I'm a vegetarian!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Huh?! You mean you can see me...?!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Of course I can, but I think i'll just pretend I Can't, like I did when i saw you on the street this morning.
:'''[[Bart]]''': BUt ... that was after I tuned invisible...
:'''[[Marge]]''': Who's invisible?
:'''[[Bart]]''': I am.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, I saw you this morning, and I can see you now.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Uh-oh!