Editing Inside Man/Quotes

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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' After all these years, we've finally got Springfield's number one hooligan, Jimbo Jones!
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Whatever, Chief Pig-Gum. I still say that I'm innocent!
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Tip me off about their next crime, and I'll let you out!
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Whoa, man! I couldn't do that! And I'm still not sure why you locked me up for just graffiti...
:'''[[Lou]]:''' Well, we haven't caught a lot of crooks lately, and we want the jail to get some use. Plus, it's nice to have someone to talk to beside's the chief.
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:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Hey, dudes! What's up?
:'''[[Kearney]]:''' Oh, we were just discussing in-depth details about our next heist.
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Yeah! It's Kearney's annual birthday caper!
:'''[[Kearney]]:''' You know what? I want to be surprised this year! I'll let you guts talk it our without me.
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:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Uh, guys? Here's an idea! Maybe we shouldn't go after the Kwik-E-mart. We could just celebrate with an ice cream cake! Maybe even one that we pay for ourselves?
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Dude, don't wuss out on us! After you weak birthday showing, you owe this to Kearney!!
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Yeah. Way to not get him a gift!
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' I tried to but--
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' No excess! Kearney deserves better than that!
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' In addition to planning the heist, I also ordered him an edible bouquet!
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' What kind of a lame friend doesn't even sen an e-card?
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Does loyalty mean nothing to you?
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Grrr...
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:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Happy birthday, Kearney!
:'''[[Kearney]]:''' Joy riding in a stolen police cruiser? Jimbo, this is the best birthday ever!
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Ah, you know me. I'd do anything for my friends...