Editing The Prince and the Penal System/Quotes

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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' You've pulled some pretty rotten shenanigans before, Simpson... ...but to steal the coffee from the teacher's lounge... it's just unforgivable!
:'''[[Edna]]:''' There's nothing here!
:'''[[Mr. Largo]]:''' That's it! Game over, people!
:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' I am freaking out!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Lis! You'll never guess what happened! I get to be on "Kids 'N' Coins," the show with all the tattooed guys! How awesome is that?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, that's terrible! And aren't you forgetting one thing? Dad watches that show religiously.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Oh man, you've right! I've gotta find some sap to take my place, or Homer will triple strangle me!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, nerdlinger. Guess what I got? A ticket to... uh... see.... the... um... The new Aerospace Museum!
:'''[[Martin Prince]]:''' [GASP!] That's been sold out for weeks! Oh my! I'd give anything to see that!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Trade me that lunch, and the ticket's yours!
:'''[[Martin Prince]]:''' Oh, frabjous day!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Heh heh. Sucker.
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:'''[[Martin Prince]]:''' That's right, Mr. Ice Pick. Knit one, purl two.
:'''[[Mr. Ice Pick]]:''' Wow, that Is going to look great in my cell! Thanks, little bro!
:'''[[Fat Tony (second)|Fat Tony]]:''' This little fat kid has rekindled my fascination with the magic of chemistry. Remind me to rescind the order to have him watched in the prison yard.
:'''[[Legs]]:''' Sure thing, boss!
:'''[[Snake]]:''' Dude! This fantasy role-playing adventure is awesome! I'm an actual snake!
:'''[[Martin Prince]]:''' Huzzah!
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:'''[[Martin Prince]]:''' Welcome friend! Take out your felt-tripped pens for our daily crossword puzzle affirmation! One across... five letter word for prison or Gumby's horse.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I used to think Martin was a wiener, but that kid is a winner! Boy why don't to do anything like that?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wuh?!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' And he gets excused from the school while he's filming! How  does that sound, Bart?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Urgh! Irony, you win again!