Editing Happy Non-Specific Semi-Festive Winter Gathering/Quotes

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:''[The Non-Specific Semi-Festive Winter Gathering is being held in the [[Springfield Elementary School]] gymnasium. [[Principal Skinner]] encourages the children to participate.]''
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Children! Come and decorate our non-holiday un-tree with colorful hall passes and mint-free sugar sticks!
:'''[[Mrs. Krabappel]]:''' ''[sardonically]'' Give it up, Seymour.
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:''[On the other side of the gymnasium, [[Groundskeeper Willie]] portrays [[Santa Claus]].]''
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' ''[sitting on Willie's lap]'' And I want an {{w|Easy-Bake Oven}}, and a turtle, and a puppy, and a racing car bed, and a pretend shopping cart ...
:'''Willie:''' ''[interrupting]'' Aye, and Willie wants nae tah weep inta his pillow every night, but you don't see '''him''' beggin' favors from some centuries-old fat daftie like a soft-footed, weak-bellied bairn! ''[pause]'' I mean, "Ho, ho, ho" an' like that.
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:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Üter]] enters the gymnasium, towing three giant candies behind him in wagons.]''
:'''Üter:''' Children! Children! For der party I am dipping into mine private collection! Eat until you are mit der joy und sick!
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:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Martin]] plays a toy piano while [[Santa's Little Helper]] dances on it and [[Lisa]] listens raptly.]''
:'''Lisa:''' Carols are great and everything, but sometimes a girl likes to hear a nice, romantic dirge.